Sometimes the wolves attack in pairs. Sometimes in packs. Either way, they're coming. Here's number two in our ongoing list of endlessly painful moments from 2007.
Dennis Dixon: Man, I can't believe this. Heisman. Shot at the National title game. A possibility of finishing out a dominant season with a Pac-10 championship and going to New Orleans. Finally putting Oregon over the top. God, I can't wait to get this pass off--
Knee: So sorry. Other plans. (POP!)
Unmistakably cruel and random? Check all the boxes. This one's a perfect ten.
Number One's coming, and it's not App State. App State didn't cost Michigan a national title shot. You can't blame a lion for eating you when you're wearing--yup--baconpants. This one's actually worse.