THE TEN MOMENTS OF MALICIOUS FATE, NUMBER ONE…
…is over at the Sporting Blog, thus forcing you to click there. Ha-ha! Asshole media synergy strikes! You can also check out our latest column over there, which is about how nothing changes in football until the Pac-10 and Big Ten get paid.
However, as an apology for being a media whore, we offer Brazilian bunda of the highest quality. Do not look at this on your Blackberry while driving, because you’ll crash, then the cop will come to investigate, then he’ll start looking at it, then other people will start pulling over to take a look, and pretty soon we’re all drooling on the side of the road watching traffic pile up and not caring at all, so taken are we by the magical bunda.
Please: enjoy! And note that while there is no nudity, there is a picture of a woman with a very large but well-shaped ass in a thong, which is not exactly work-prudent if work-safe. So click after the jump with discretion, and enjoy your weekend.
Not bunda. Keep going.
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Signal to Noise says:
The bunda almost makes up for the pain of the #1 moment.
Almost.
January 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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kleph says:
admit it, you only did this so we could all get a taste of the pain you’re planning to endure in three days.
January 10th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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Darkknight says:
Sellout!
January 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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Brian says:
Yay!
January 10th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
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Brian says:
Awwww Orson, San Jose State isnt Double A, they are in the WAC, man. They had that player who had a prosthetic leg on special teams a couple years ago.
January 10th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
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Brian says:
If the “Sea” of cash is big enough, the that battleship won’t seem to take as much space to turn around.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Duh-Da-Duh
Dramatic Chipmunk strikes again.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
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WarCardinals says:
I love how in the video the announcers are talking about whether Stanford would go for two after tying it up on the TD 23-23
January 10th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
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kleph says:
i liked the “TOUCHDOWN USC!!! err… stanford” call, myself.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
USC is Number 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(at least in this !@#@!$ thang.)
January 10th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
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Dr. William S. McPimpslap, M.D. says:
My personal favorite was “You gotta go for it” (in reference to the extra point). Last time I checked, you can’t decline the PAT/2PC.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Enjoy your weekend? Its only Thursday. Does this mean no posting tomorrow?
January 10th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
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Year2-Dave says:
I know this series was about individual moments, but the most painful turn of fate had to be West Virginia losing to Pitt.
–It’s your biggest rival, and you lost. Oh, and you were 10-1 and they were 4-7.
–It keeps you out of the national title game, depriving you of the chance of announcing yourself as a major player for good and providing validation for your conference.
–As it turns out, being in the national title game was probably the only thing you could have done to prevent your beloved, hometown hero head coach from bolting for Michigan.
Not even USC’s loss to Stanford was that bad, because of USC’s high standing in the college football pantheon. Plus, Pete Carroll isn’t going anywhere.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
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somedawg says:
“Enjoy your weekend”
Is code for:
“My job is now to write about football full-time. I’m not bound by your mortal 5-day weeks any longer.”
January 10th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
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Sudden.I says:
Pitt beating West Virgnia was way worse than this. It at least deserves a spot in the top 5.
You’re a 28.5 point favorite against your unranked rival… PITT. You’re number 2 in the country and half your fanbase has already bought non-refundable travel packages to new orleans for the championship game.
Suddenly, injury. Your QB dislocates his thumb. You start to choke and get dominated by the PITT defense. After you lose the game, Michigan steals your coach, who decides he won’t coach the Fiesta Bowl against OKLAHOMA.
I know if I were a WVU fan, I would’ve cried.
January 10th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
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StokesW says:
Is that Fran Dresher from The Nanny in the second pic? Good to see her still working.
January 10th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Fran Dresher (20 years ago) Dept:
What red-blooded man would not hit that number 2 babe? I’d hit that day ‘n nite!
January 10th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
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JC says:
Holy F’n s***! How was Pitt/WVU not on there? I mean, last game of the season. 35 point spread or whatever it was, all you have to do is win….against your 4-6 arch rival! And what an ass on that chick taking that picture!!!!
January 10th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
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darren says:
that Brazil chick is the one from the world cup commercial. i remember saying “damn thats the hottest girl in the world.”
then i realized shes Brazilian and may have a penis.
January 10th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
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ChemE93 says:
i liked the “TOUCHDOWN USC!!! err… stanford” call, myself.
When I was watching this game, the satellite and/or TiVo wigged out, freezing the video around 3rd down. All I had was audio. I heard “Touchdown USC!” and was rightly confused.
January 11th, 2008 at 8:45 am
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DC Trojan says:
Ah whatever. I watched that Stanford game unfold in all its sickly glory and was convinced it was a lost cause in the third quarter.
After all, this was the same USC team who had spotted Washington almost as many yards in penalties as Washington had been able to scrape on offense after all.
Malicious fate? More like “it was going to happen eventually” given the early to mid-season issues for the team.
Doesn’t mean that I don’t appreciate the bunda palate cleanser, however.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:44 am
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Charlestownecock says:
I think that more devistating than the Ga win over Ala (after all look where Ga ended up) was the overtime Tenn win over SC. Of course, as a SC fan, I am glad that you didn’t have that up there. After coming back from a 21-0 deficit, we allow a HUGE kick-off return and a field goal to take it to overtime. Then miss the field goal in overtime to lose the game. Not only that, it set the tone for a 5 game losing streak that not only knocked us out of the rankings, but out of a bowl trip. I hope that some one sticks a red-hot poker through my ear and burns out the synapse that storing that memory.
January 11th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
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ChemE93 says:
Is this really malicious fate, or just USC sucking it up?
January 11th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
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SpartanDan says:
The problem with putting the WVU-Pitt game up there is that there isn’t one moment where it all went from “yay title game!” to “oh fuck”. Was it a disaster? Sure … but there’s no single moment you can point to and say that’s where it turned.
January 11th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
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DHC says:
I like the last picture. The word “glistening” comes to mind.
January 11th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
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NRBQ says:
If only THREE plays had ended differently, it would have been 24-31. If only FOUR plays had ended differently, it would have been 24-38. If only FIVE plays had ended differently……….
January 11th, 2008 at 7:20 pm