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Mätt says:
Pete Carroll is interested in the Atlanta Falcons job?! And I thought June Jones was an idiot…
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3188045
January 9th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
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DevilGrad says:
Isn’t the Humanitarian just trying to trigger his annual contract renegotiation?
January 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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ChemE93 says:
Sign seen at Iron Bowl:
I’d rather be a ceiling fan than an Alabama fan
January 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
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Andy says:
Did I hear “Let’s give a shout-out to…TRAPASSO!”
Nice. Shout-out to the punter.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
i made it 51 seconds…can anyone top that??
does lowe’s have a lot of fans?? i’m not sure i follow.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
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MCab says:
I came up with the line “I’ve gots more hoes than Lowe’s.” Biters.
January 9th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
More fans than Lowe’s? What is Lowe’s mascot? A 2×4? A screen door? Jimmie Johnson?
January 9th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Jesus Fucking Christ. Is it time to block Ohio youtube uploads? I’m not sure the unintentional comedy is worth the shittiness. I did find the sample from “We Are the Champions” wonderfully ironic though.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
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American Football Coach says:
That is kinda Ironic.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
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sabanite says:
Man, they even rap slow….
January 9th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
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poguemahone says:
I’d apologize, but I think the damage is already done.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
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rusty says:
Breaking News: Louisville kicks off the Fulmer Cup!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/01/08/ap.fbc.louisville.arrest.ap/
January 9th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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oc phil says:
#1) That story is based on a source at the coaches convention? Odds are it was Harbaugh again or Neuheisal.
The purpose of the story is to sow doubt in the minds of recruits. Pete might go as far as to take a call from Blank, but I doubt he’d be making contact and he won’t be leaving USC.
January 9th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#1) Not a bad idea before the NCAA cracks down with sanctions from the Reggie Bush deal.
January 9th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#12 – Let’s see if his Legal Defense is better than the one Louisville fielded this year.
January 9th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
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notthequarterback says:
I’m guessing the line “more fans than Lowe’s” refers to the amount of oscillating/ceiling fans in the place. I will now wash my ears out with bleach.
January 9th, 2008 at 5:33 pm