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WE GOT MORE FANS THAT LOWE'S

Awful Announcing has the Ohio State comeback rap, and with lines like "We got more fans than Lowe's," it's essential listening. Jim Tressel: The Truth, The Answer, The Man.

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Pete Carroll is interested in the Atlanta Falcons job?! And I thought June Jones was an idiot…

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3188045

by Mätt on Jan 9, 2008 1:44 PM EST reply actions  

Isn’t the Humanitarian just trying to trigger his annual contract renegotiation?

by DevilGrad on Jan 9, 2008 2:00 PM EST reply actions  

Sign seen at Iron Bowl:

I’d rather be a ceiling fan than an Alabama fan

by ChemE93 on Jan 9, 2008 2:07 PM EST reply actions  

Did I hear “Let’s give a shout-out to…TRAPASSO!”

Nice. Shout-out to the punter.

by Andy on Jan 9, 2008 2:34 PM EST reply actions  

i made it 51 seconds…can anyone top that??

does lowe’s have a lot of fans?? i’m not sure i follow.

by gerry dorsey on Jan 9, 2008 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

I came up with the line “I’ve gots more hoes than Lowe’s.” Biters.

by MCab on Jan 9, 2008 2:44 PM EST reply actions  

More fans than Lowe’s? What is Lowe’s mascot? A 2×4? A screen door? Jimmie Johnson?

by yoyofutbawl on Jan 9, 2008 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

Jesus Fucking Christ. Is it time to block Ohio youtube uploads? I’m not sure the unintentional comedy is worth the shittiness. I did find the sample from “We Are the Champions” wonderfully ironic though.

by Biggus Rickus on Jan 9, 2008 3:08 PM EST reply actions  

That is kinda Ironic.

by American Football Coach on Jan 9, 2008 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

Man, they even rap slow….

by sabanite on Jan 9, 2008 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

I’d apologize, but I think the damage is already done.

by poguemahone on Jan 9, 2008 3:24 PM EST reply actions  

  1. That story is based on a source at the coaches convention? Odds are it was Harbaugh again or Neuheisal.

The purpose of the story is to sow doubt in the minds of recruits. Pete might go as far as to take a call from Blank, but I doubt he’d be making contact and he won’t be leaving USC.

by oc phil on Jan 9, 2008 3:45 PM EST reply actions  

  1. Not a bad idea before the NCAA cracks down with sanctions from the Reggie Bush deal.

by NewAZTiger on Jan 9, 2008 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

  1. - Let’s see if his Legal Defense is better than the one Louisville fielded this year.

by NewAZTiger on Jan 9, 2008 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

I’m guessing the line “more fans than Lowe’s” refers to the amount of oscillating/ceiling fans in the place. I will now wash my ears out with bleach.

by notthequarterback on Jan 9, 2008 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

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