Comments on: CARROLL TO ATLANTA? OFFICIAL READING: MEH

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:03:49 +0000

Biggus Rickus: You’re right, UT would have been a better example. I guess I had that recent Sociology Dept. episode on the brain.

By: WDamnE

WDamnE — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:21:16 +0000

Tuberville to USC.

By: Biggus Rickus

Biggus Rickus — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:45:58 +0000

BTC,

Actually, Auburn and Alabama are notoriously bad at covering things up. Tennessee on the other hand…

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:40:00 +0000

or should that be dropping trou? It’s an ugly image either way…

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:39:56 +0000

If the Falcons actually do this, they need to be moved into the CFL.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:38:18 +0000

Bad move for both parties. Carroll has shown his cards as an NFL HC (while the successful college coach to the NFL with full control bit has historically been a disaster, anyway), and he would be nuts to leave a perfect fit for his style and talents to come to the bottomless pit that is the Falcons. But then I hadn’t thought about the NCAA sanctions angle since I guess I have a hard time believing anything will happen. Now if USC was UGA, they’d have already suspended themselves from a bowl game and self-imposed a reduction of 7 schollies while dropping trow, grabbing their ankles, and whimpering for mercy. Auburn OTOH would have announced an internal investigation, finding no wrongdoing as far as you know (and as far as the NCAA can prove).

By: panhandler

panhandler — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:23:57 +0000

NAZT: Filet of sole is my favorite dish. Y’know? When the dish is fish?

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:50:02 +0000

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That’s where I’m gonna build my church,
Ain’t gonna be no priest, ain’t gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.

I don’t piss, I don’t shit, I’m gettin’ no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that’ll make your hair curl.
I don’t piss, I don’t shit, I’m gettin’ no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.

Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he’s our man,
He can’t heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can’t walk on water, can’t make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on the late late show!

I don’t piss, I don’t shit, I’m gettin’ no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that’ll make your hair curl.
I don’t piss, I don’t shit, I’m gettin’ no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:43:42 +0000

Do the Falcons have more fans than The Home Depot? tOSU fans want to know.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:43:15 +0000

Other than the NCAA issue pointed out @ #3, Carroll would be out of his mind to make this move.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:51:19 +0000

PLASCHKE PREDICTED THIS WOULD HAPPEN

(last year…and the year before. prove me wrong, america)

By: PortTrojan

PortTrojan — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:40:53 +0000

If he leaves, I will hate Bobby Petrino more than D’Angelo Hall does.

By: Chg

Chg — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:33:12 +0000

Wait a minute! Charles Nelson Reilly was gay? When did that happen?

By: bnb614

bnb614 — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 03:05:29 +0000

I am far from a Pete Carroll fan, but he would have be considered legally braindead if he left USC for the Atlanta Falcons. He has it made at USC and no job will compare.

By: Fred Sanford

Fred Sanford — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 02:56:11 +0000

Lets hope this doesn’t happen. Bad move for Carroll, USC and most importantly, the Falcons