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January 8, 2008

ON THE ROAD, NOT ADJUSTING SELF ON NATIONAL TV

We’re heading back to Atlanta today, so enjoy the afterglow of Les Miles’ damn strong football team, and this video of the only adjustment we saw Ohio State make in the football game.

Have a great. Day. [/lesmiles]

36 Responses to “ON THE ROAD, NOT ADJUSTING SELF ON NATIONAL TV”

1

Unhappy Monkey says:

Should have used same heading “HOLD DAT TIGAH”

January 8th, 2008 at 11:58 am
2

DC Trojan says:

I preferred the Zapruder-style analysis of the USC “thong” girl last year.

January 8th, 2008 at 11:59 am
3

DevilGrad says:

Well, some of us expat Ohioans refer to OSUers as “Aggies.” Maybe that guy was just doing the Aggie squeeze.

January 8th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
4

AULIVESNFTWORTH says:

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

January 8th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
5

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Sorry Dept:

1) Does anyone feel sorry for the Ohio Staters?

2) Does anyone feel sorry for Coach Tressel?

3) Does anyone feel sorry for theOSU fans, even the obnoxious ones like the “Artist Formerly Known as blah, blah blah”?

There has to be a point where the dogs are called off, NOT! (Awful “not” joke, apologies.)

January 8th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
6

Brian says:

#2 – can we get a link to that, remember it, but want to relive the glory.

January 8th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
7

OhioDawg says:

with compliments of Boi from Troi?

January 8th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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tOSU_radar says:

That seems like an awful long time to be fixated on a guy squeezing his twig & berries. Did Boi From Troy make that clip?

January 8th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:

Hey, sometimes your junk needs to be adjusted. It’s tragic that one can’t do so in public without ridicule. That’s right, tragic.

January 8th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:

Legal Begals Dept:

Nowadays, if you adjust your junk at the office, I am sure HR will send you to one of those anti-harassment seminars with Those people, in order to prevent lawsuits and stuff. When monkeys do it at the zoo, everyone laughs.

January 8th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ says:

OSU has more speed than LSU, they get their offense on the field fast and off the field even faster. And to answer the OSU guy that said being 0-8 had no relevance in this game, I say “duh huh ” 0-9. From now on let’s consider who a team plays during the year and there should be some kind of bonus for playing a conference championship game. This BS of ranking teams b4 they even play a game is absurd.

January 8th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:

Dr. Ed,

I agree that ranking teams before the season is dumb, but Ohio State benefitted from a bizarre season of attrition, not a lofty preseason ranking.

January 8th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
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NewAZTiger says:

OK, so who sits around watching college football so they can see crotch shots in the background?

January 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
14

ChemE93 says:

Perhaps he was trying to give Cheatypants McSweatervest some Les-ticles.

January 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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Coop says:

10 – Using that logic, we should be able to throw our own feces at coworkers, with hilarity certain to ensue.

January 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:

I don’t want to brag, but I’ve won the fecal toss three years in a row at my company’s annual picnic.

January 8th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:

And here’s what I’d like to think all OSU fans were feeling last night:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o237/Statick11/62a28ad3.jpg

It’s funny. They’re the only fanbase I wish misery upon with whom I have almost no contact.

January 8th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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DC Trojan says:

Coop @ 13 – I can think of several people in my office who would only benefit from a load of poo to the face. Are you sure there’s no legal justification for a cube-to-cube turd toss?

Brian @ 6 – The M Zone’s breakdown can be found here.

(Can’t speak for them but as far as I can tell, posting something with the word “thong” in the title guarantees top hits status for at least a year. )

January 8th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
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Coop says:

I remember watching a Simpson episode where they are on a Japanese game show, and the host says, “US game shows reward intelligence (or something), Japanese game shows punish ignorance (or maybe stupidity.)

Our nation would probably benefit from such a policy in our schools and in our workplaces.

Bad ideas, low quarterly numbers, expense account abuse, etc , = poop to the face.

In our schools, to borrow from Chris Rock, if you receive the lowest test score in the class, you receive a visit from the “Tossed Salad Man.”

If it weren’t for the free market and possibility of new jobs, motivation by fear would be successful.

January 8th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
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skinnyphatman says:

How long does it take this guy to watch a game? Running that junk adjustment in real time it was only available for a brief moment and through a bunch of moving coaches and players. I am guessing his hit ratio is quite low, perhaps ten to twenty phantom junk grabbages to every “success.” Rewinding and going slow mo on all of those bogies, must take considerable time and effort.

But ahhhh the payoff… Good job gentlemen, we have captured some undisputed crank adjustment!

January 8th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
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Anonymous IV says:

Coop, I agree. There is another SImpson’s episode where Frank Grimes tells Homer that in any other country he would be dead.

January 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
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Techie says:

#15

It’s refreshing to see a Dawg own up to that for once.

January 8th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
23

NRBQ says:

Guess you take comfort where ever you can find it, Techie.

How’d that bowl game work out this year?

January 8th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
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NRBQ says:

Orson – technical note:

Since last night, the page only partially loads on the first try. Fine after a re-load.

Firefox on a Mac.

January 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
25

Bobby Decatur says:

I’d rather be that guy than Pelini caught on nat’l telly rocking his PJ Sweaties. For fucks’ sake man, pay at least a sliver of attention to what you wear outside the house.

January 8th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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Because They Can says:

Techies would love to toss feces too, but they don’t want their co-workers to see that they throw like girls. Besides, those pocket protectors fall out so easily…

January 8th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:

Techie,

Own up to it? You obviously haven’t seen the majestic glide of my fecal tosses and the resulting splatter. I don’t like to throw around the word “sublime” willy-nilly, but it’s pobably the most sublime experience my coworkers will ever have, those fucking useless troglodytes.

January 8th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
28

Odell 51 says:

did anyone else think the the TE from LSU had a 70’s porn name?

Richard Dickson

I could see a guy using that neme in the 70’s.

Discuss

January 8th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
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Odell 51 says:

“My Penis is not a crook(ed)”

January 8th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:

Odell,

Well, it’s hard to get excited about a seemingly pornorific name when WVU has a player named John Holmes. Until someone named Long Dong Silver comes along I don’t think it will be topped.

January 8th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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Coop says:

A couple of years ago, early part of this decade, Carolina had a basketball player named “Jon Holmes.”

I am convinced his parents changed the spelling to avoid the inevitable jokes that would be made at his expense.

But, it is still the same name, so how about giving him something other than the most generic first name known to man?

January 8th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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NavyHusker says:

If you ever get a chance to watch the 2006 Navy at Air Force game on Retrovision or whatever, Fisher DeBerry made about a dozen “game adjustments” caught on TV. I began to wonder if the CSTV crew was watching him solely to get shots of him, ah, making adjustments.

January 8th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
33

Saurian-Henry says:

Bill Bennett just mentioned “Orson Swindle” on CNN.

Way to go Spencer, you’re famous.

LMFAO

January 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
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MBD says:

# 29 How about Sherlock?

January 8th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
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ChemE93 says:

If a Long Duck Dong ever showed up, that would move to the top of the list as well.

Speaking of TEs, don’t they use those in the Big 10? I thought they did. Ohio State acted as if they’d never seen a lineman go out for a pass.

January 9th, 2008 at 8:48 am
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techietwo says:

Bowl game was fine considering it was the last before the best coach in the nation gets here.

And until you can win more than 1 national title and any final fours you might do good to remember who owns you in those departments.

January 9th, 2008 at 3:57 pm