ON THE ROAD, NOT ADJUSTING SELF ON NATIONAL TV

Should have used same heading “HOLD DAT TIGAH”

I preferred the Zapruder-style analysis of the USC “thong” girl last year.

Well, some of us expat Ohioans refer to OSUers as “Aggies.” Maybe that guy was just doing the Aggie squeeze.

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

“I hate the Rose Bowl”

Sorry Dept:

1) Does anyone feel sorry for the Ohio Staters?

2) Does anyone feel sorry for Coach Tressel?

3) Does anyone feel sorry for theOSU fans, even the obnoxious ones like the “Artist Formerly Known as blah, blah blah”?

There has to be a point where the dogs are called off, NOT! (Awful “not” joke, apologies.)

1. - can we get a link to that, remember it, but want to relive the glory.

with compliments of Boi from Troi?

That seems like an awful long time to be fixated on a guy squeezing his twig & berries. Did Boi From Troy make that clip?

Hey, sometimes your junk needs to be adjusted. It’s tragic that one can’t do so in public without ridicule. That’s right, tragic.

Legal Begals Dept:

Nowadays, if you adjust your junk at the office, I am sure HR will send you to one of those anti-harassment seminars with Those people, in order to prevent lawsuits and stuff. When monkeys do it at the zoo, everyone laughs.

OSU has more speed than LSU, they get their offense on the field fast and off the field even faster. And to answer the OSU guy that said being 0-8 had no relevance in this game, I say "duh huh " 0-9. From now on let’s consider who a team plays during the year and there should be some kind of bonus for playing a conference championship game. This BS of ranking teams b4 they even play a game is absurd.

Dr. Ed,

I agree that ranking teams before the season is dumb, but Ohio State benefitted from a bizarre season of attrition, not a lofty preseason ranking.

OK, so who sits around watching college football so they can see crotch shots in the background?

Perhaps he was trying to give Cheatypants McSweatervest some Les-ticles.

10 – Using that logic, we should be able to throw our own feces at coworkers, with hilarity certain to ensue.

I don’t want to brag, but I’ve won the fecal toss three years in a row at my company’s annual picnic.

And here’s what I’d like to think all OSU fans were feeling last night:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o237/Statick11/62a28ad3.jpg

It’s funny. They’re the only fanbase I wish misery upon with whom I have almost no contact.

Coop @ 13 – I can think of several people in my office who would only benefit from a load of poo to the face. Are you sure there’s no legal justification for a cube-to-cube turd toss?

Brian @ 6 – The M Zone’s breakdown can be found here.

(Can’t speak for them but as far as I can tell, posting something with the word “thong” in the title guarantees top hits status for at least a year. )

I remember watching a Simpson episode where they are on a Japanese game show, and the host says, "US game shows reward intelligence (or something), Japanese game shows punish ignorance (or maybe stupidity.)

Our nation would probably benefit from such a policy in our schools and in our workplaces.

Bad ideas, low quarterly numbers, expense account abuse, etc , = poop to the face.

In our schools, to borrow from Chris Rock, if you receive the lowest test score in the class, you receive a visit from the “Tossed Salad Man.”

If it weren’t for the free market and possibility of new jobs, motivation by fear would be successful.

How long does it take this guy to watch a game? Running that junk adjustment in real time it was only available for a brief moment and through a bunch of moving coaches and players. I am guessing his hit ratio is quite low, perhaps ten to twenty phantom junk grabbages to every “success.” Rewinding and going slow mo on all of those bogies, must take considerable time and effort.

But ahhhh the payoff… Good job gentlemen, we have captured some undisputed crank adjustment!

Coop, I agree. There is another SImpson’s episode where Frank Grimes tells Homer that in any other country he would be dead.

#15

It’s refreshing to see a Dawg own up to that for once.

Guess you take comfort where ever you can find it, Techie.

How’d that bowl game work out this year?

Orson – technical note:

Since last night, the page only partially loads on the first try. Fine after a re-load.

Firefox on a Mac.

I’d rather be that guy than Pelini caught on nat’l telly rocking his PJ Sweaties. For fucks’ sake man, pay at least a sliver of attention to what you wear outside the house.

Techies would love to toss feces too, but they don’t want their co-workers to see that they throw like girls. Besides, those pocket protectors fall out so easily…

Techie,

Own up to it? You obviously haven’t seen the majestic glide of my fecal tosses and the resulting splatter. I don’t like to throw around the word “sublime” willy-nilly, but it’s pobably the most sublime experience my coworkers will ever have, those fucking useless troglodytes.

did anyone else think the the TE from LSU had a 70’s porn name?

Richard Dickson

I could see a guy using that neme in the 70’s.

Discuss

“My Penis is not a crook(ed)”

Odell,

Well, it’s hard to get excited about a seemingly pornorific name when WVU has a player named John Holmes. Until someone named Long Dong Silver comes along I don’t think it will be topped.

A couple of years ago, early part of this decade, Carolina had a basketball player named “Jon Holmes.”

I am convinced his parents changed the spelling to avoid the inevitable jokes that would be made at his expense.

But, it is still the same name, so how about giving him something other than the most generic first name known to man?

If you ever get a chance to watch the 2006 Navy at Air Force game on Retrovision or whatever, Fisher DeBerry made about a dozen “game adjustments” caught on TV. I began to wonder if the CSTV crew was watching him solely to get shots of him, ah, making adjustments.

Bill Bennett just mentioned “Orson Swindle” on CNN.

Way to go Spencer, you’re famous.

LMFAO

1. 29 How about Sherlock?

If a Long Duck Dong ever showed up, that would move to the top of the list as well.

Speaking of TEs, don’t they use those in the Big 10? I thought they did. Ohio State acted as if they’d never seen a lineman go out for a pass.

Bowl game was fine considering it was the last before the best coach in the nation gets here.

And until you can win more than 1 national title and any final fours you might do good to remember who owns you in those departments.