Comments on: ON ASSIGNMENT IN THE NOLIA.

By: BKdawg

BKdawg — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:45:18 +0000

Tressel is Capt. Willard, (Martin Sheen) wound so sweatervest tight he’s just one weekend bender from madness…

Miles would have to be Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall) all balls and no brains and not smart enough to know how fucking lucky he really is.

By: BKdawg

BKdawg — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 23:40:01 +0000

#23….

Briiliant, not sure how many got your Apocalypse Now ref…

“Charlie Don’t Tailgate!”

“You smell that son?….I love the smell of urine and vomit in the morning… smells like, victory.”

By: gosouthgohard

gosouthgohard — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:24:05 +0000

Orson, your tailgating coverage at thesportingblog is second to none. Well done, sir, well done.

By: Annapolis Doug

Annapolis Doug — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:21:46 +0000

I’m not drinking until 8 PM…I can’t pass out like I did 2 minutes before Vince young scored to beat USC.

A ton..and I mean a ton of late money on OSU on my website.

I grew up 1.5 hours away from New Orleans….Great town! I love to eat a casual lunch at Roumalade’s on Bourbon Street…not great food, but close to the strip bars.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:05:50 +0000

I love NOLA. The food is wonderful! Historical importance of the city is amazing! Being able to pop open a bottle of Jack on the street corner at any time of day is only beaten by the time I was in Reno helping a friend of mine look for his lesbian mom at four in the morning while sucking down a bottle of tequila.

By: Irwin Fletcher

Irwin Fletcher — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:52:56 +0000

Been to both Acme and Felix’s a few times but I gotta give the nod to Acme. Personal preference I guess.

And for Pete’s sake, if you can get the hell off of Bourbon Street. New Orleans is a world class drinking and eating town but some of the very best places are off of the strip. Lafittes being my favorite on Bourbon.

Wish I was there now with a good excuse, damn those four losses.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:51:47 +0000

Mr Pelican Pants,

You beat me to posting the historical importance of the Chinese Bandits. 100 cocktails to you sir! By the way Mahler says hello to everyone.

By: Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ

Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:47:06 +0000

If you went to the qwaaaater and didn’t see tits you are :
A. Gay
B.Gay
C.Gay
D.Blind

By: oc phil

oc phil — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:32:05 +0000

#53 Will: No way, that can’t be done. You would die. The one time I went to POB’s it was after a game at the superdome and I had been drinking beer for awhile, but 2 Hurricanes had me as totally destroyed as I’ve ever been.

Since each Hurricane has a double shot of 151, then a dozen would be about the same as 48 shots of 80 proof liquor.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:43:20 +0000

I think it was Cafe Maspero’s….looking for a good Bloody Mary for tomorrow that aint too touristy if ya catch my drift….wont be sleeping much since we are stayin at the Inn on Bourbon……on the Bourbon side…friends that are already there says 2 hrs sleep tops , at least from last night

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:21:18 +0000

The Camelia Grill isn’t remotely near the dome, but it can work wonders on a hangover too.

By: RaginCajunRebel

RaginCajunRebel — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:13:24 +0000

O- glad to send you in the right direction. my people are dirty, but fun and kind.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:09:19 +0000

Pelican, you talking about Johnnie’s (sp?)?

By: Great Caesar's Ghost

Great Caesar's Ghost — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:59:52 +0000

Mr. Pelican Pants, et al –

I’m a local. The best place for me to recover is my own bed with a bowl of Ramen Noodles. However, if you’re not in too bad of shape, try Jacques-Imo’s uptown. Take the streetcar. Pay no attention to the head chef who happens to be cooking your food in his boxer shorts. Get the stuffed pork chops or the friend chicken. Yes, it’s ok to pay $14 for fried chicken.

If you’re staying in or near the Quarter or downtown, ACME Oyster is better than good, and Felix’s right across the street is better than ACME. Both have po boys. Dante’s Pizza is a late-nite must. Keep those carbs going in and you’ll be less likely to see all the hooch coming out the wrong way.

If you’re fancy (and I don’t mean gay, but cool if you are…who am I to judge) head to Irene’s Cuisine. That’s a local’s place that you don’t find in many tourists maps. The entire menu is proof that God loves us and wants us to die of coronary disease. Slightly pricey, but worth it.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:41:58 +0000

Where is the best place to recover from a hangover from? There is a place that has the best Shrimp Po Boy near Jackson Square, cant remember the name of it, but last time I was there, I sat next to those Real Estate Midget Twins that are like 3′2, they may be called dwarfs, they were like a normal sized head, big booming voices and about the height of Mini-Me, but they were identical sittin in booster seats…