ON ASSIGNMENT IN THE NOLIA.

We’re careening around NOLA today with the Chinese Bandits and company for the Sporting News. We’ll be posting there all day if we survive the LSU tailgate we’ve been referred to by Ragin Cajun. We’ll be posting on the move much of the day, so expect little in these parts for today.
And to the tOSU fan with the Nimitz-class tits flashing the crowd last night–thank you, from all of us. You are a woman of both beauty and charity.
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Tressel is Capt. Willard, (Martin Sheen) wound so sweatervest tight he’s just one weekend bender from madness…
Miles would have to be Col. Kilgore (Robert Duvall) all balls and no brains and not smart enough to know how fucking lucky he really is.
Comment by BKdawg — January 7, 2008 @ 6:45 pm
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#23….
Briiliant, not sure how many got your Apocalypse Now ref…
“Charlie Don’t Tailgate!”
“You smell that son?….I love the smell of urine and vomit in the morning… smells like, victory.”
Comment by BKdawg — January 7, 2008 @ 6:40 pm
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Orson, your tailgating coverage at thesportingblog is second to none. Well done, sir, well done.
Comment by gosouthgohard — January 7, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
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I’m not drinking until 8 PM…I can’t pass out like I did 2 minutes before Vince young scored to beat USC.
A ton..and I mean a ton of late money on OSU on my website.
I grew up 1.5 hours away from New Orleans….Great town! I love to eat a casual lunch at Roumalade’s on Bourbon Street…not great food, but close to the strip bars.
Comment by Annapolis Doug — January 7, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
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I love NOLA. The food is wonderful! Historical importance of the city is amazing! Being able to pop open a bottle of Jack on the street corner at any time of day is only beaten by the time I was in Reno helping a friend of mine look for his lesbian mom at four in the morning while sucking down a bottle of tequila.
Comment by Anonymous IV — January 7, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
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Been to both Acme and Felix’s a few times but I gotta give the nod to Acme. Personal preference I guess.
And for Pete’s sake, if you can get the hell off of Bourbon Street. New Orleans is a world class drinking and eating town but some of the very best places are off of the strip. Lafittes being my favorite on Bourbon.
Wish I was there now with a good excuse, damn those four losses.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — January 7, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants,
You beat me to posting the historical importance of the Chinese Bandits. 100 cocktails to you sir! By the way Mahler says hello to everyone.
Comment by Anonymous IV — January 7, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
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If you went to the qwaaaater and didn’t see tits you are :
A. Gay
B.Gay
C.Gay
D.Blind
Comment by Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ — January 7, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
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#53 Will: No way, that can’t be done. You would die. The one time I went to POB’s it was after a game at the superdome and I had been drinking beer for awhile, but 2 Hurricanes had me as totally destroyed as I’ve ever been.
Since each Hurricane has a double shot of 151, then a dozen would be about the same as 48 shots of 80 proof liquor.
Comment by oc phil — January 7, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
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I think it was Cafe Maspero’s….looking for a good Bloody Mary for tomorrow that aint too touristy if ya catch my drift….wont be sleeping much since we are stayin at the Inn on Bourbon……on the Bourbon side…friends that are already there says 2 hrs sleep tops , at least from last night
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 7, 2008 @ 3:43 pm