DUDE: THE TITLE GAME.
Dude. Title game. Join us for the liveblog over at the Sporting Blog, featuring quarter by quarter updates from bars full of Ohio State and LSU fans. We’re doing the watching in that order precisely to avoid getting killed as a Florida fan and to avoid pepper spray. That shit feels like you inhaled a bushel of tacks when it hits.
(HT on the pic: LSUFreek.)
442 Responses to “DUDE: THE TITLE GAME.”
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baconboy says:
Yeah, the only men who have ever looked good in a red beret were the actors in A Bridge Too Far, and the British soldiers who really wore them. Here’s a pic:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:008a.jpg
Great movie
January 7th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
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Rival says:
FOX Announer: “Watch Glenn Dorsey ‘play the piano’ as they say…”
What the…? Who the hell says that?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
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fotodog says:
Did they just say “Hairy colon at the bottom of the pile”?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
That LSU band member was so shocked by the fumble, he put his flute in his pussy.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
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Rival says:
I thought they said “Gary Coleman”.
Wachutalkinbout Thom Brennamen?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
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BigKahunaBurger says:
Gay Berets??? As if those purple-and-gold-braided LSU bandies aren’t straight out of The Pirates of Penzance…
January 7th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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baconboy says:
The great thing about the Rambo trailers is that they show all of the dialogue for the whole movie in the trailer.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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Harris says:
Isn’t Stallone an officer in his local AARP by now? What is Rambo going to do? Show the enemy pictures of his grandkids before yelling at them to get off his lawn, then fall asleep while watching Matlock?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
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Rival says:
You know, I liked “The Sara Conner Chronicles” when it was called Terminator and Terminator 2.
<Terminator 3? Not so much.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
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fotodog says:
You gotta love Hester. Nothing flashy, but you know what you get because he is automatic.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
What is this fag football? Let them play!
January 7th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
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baconboy says:
Tebow called Hester a “war daddy” — he has a lot of respect for him. He’s fun player to watch.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
We got a ballgame..hopefully over 47 points!
January 7th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
64
baconboy says:
Game on!
January 7th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
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Harris says:
Oh, for fuck’s sake. Hey, OSU. You might want to stop fucking up and maybe cover somebody.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
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baconboy says:
That tailgate truck is cool.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
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BigKahunaBurger says:
Hester’s OK, but he’s no Owen Schmitt – now there’s a War Daddy
January 7th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
SEC- 3 yards and a cloud of dust….smash mouth football!
I need a ruling…If I drink an apple martini at home and no one sees it…is it OK?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
No wonder the richter scale went off in Baton Rouge..did you see those LSU girls?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
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maskedavenger says:
So Beanie is playing well.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
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BigKahunaBurger says:
Beanie Wells = Jacob Hester with speed
January 7th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
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The Freewheelin' Charles Woodson says:
Wells is looking like the second coming of Clarrett. Minus the Israeli mafia connections. Maybe.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
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baconboy says:
Doug,
It’s okay as long as you leave out the apple schnapps and apple juice.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
74
Harris says:
Doug: No. Hell, man, you’ve got Belevedere; drink martinis.
Christ, three personal fouls within about 10 plays. This is getting fucking ridiculous.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
thanks bacon
If there is a 15 yard penalty- I say it doesn’t count without a replay…what happened?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
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maskedavenger says:
Someone tneeds to tell LSU that Brandon Saine is an eligible receiver.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
Annapolis Doug, the question should be if you can live with that decision. I live life on the edge as Homer Simpson would say, “Butter that bacon and bacon that sausage.”
January 7th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
#73- post of the night so far…my bad. You’re right. I even have those olives that are the size of my balls.
Can FOX give us some replays?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
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Meatybob says:
That offensive line for O State is really good, OSU’s QB is having all day. If they win, that is why.
Bo Pelini’s D is looking not so hot against an offensive that didn’t exactly light the world on fire. Good luck Nebraska.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
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Harris says:
And that’s why they should have gone for it. Beanie is beating the shit out of LSU, give him the damn ball. Show some sac, Tressel.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
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baconboy says:
Doug, so you have really small balls?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
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fotodog says:
Meatybob,
I agree with the OL comment. OSU has all day to throw and no one touched Wells on the long TD.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Doug,
If Belvedere is available, you have to tap that first – I am house-sitting and after I drain the Jack, I will have my choice of chardonnay, Kahlua and raspberry vodka. Now THAT’S an unpleasant decision.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
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Harris says:
Small balls or huge olives.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
85
Annapolis Doug says:
My weiner is so big that it appears that way.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
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Harris says:
You know, OSU might want to consider covering the TE. Shit, he’s a big, slow white dude; they should be familiar with that.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
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maskedavenger says:
Apparently, Carr was on Columbus radio last week and said Beanie Wells is the best back he has seen in 28 years in the Big 10.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
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WarCardinals says:
What the fuck is up with these Matt Flynn keepers?
January 7th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
If your balls look the same color as the olives Doug you might want to go to the doctor. That does not sound healthy.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
My girlfriend is trying to make a post in response to my #84 post….she needs to mind her own business..
Holiday is truly a fun player to watch…
So far so good! Great game!
January 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
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citizencrane says:
Those aren’t olives, they’re capers
January 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
92
Harris says:
Okay, Davis. You dumb shit. This is Playing DE 101. When defending the option, the DE ALWAYS TAKE THE QB. The LBs and CB have to take the pitch man. Now stop talking before I slap you with my dick through the TV.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
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fotodog says:
Meanwhile, June Jones is rollin’ toward the BigD in an Escalade with 2 mil a year and 4 onion booties on the corinthian leather seats.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
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Don V says:
#87 – They must think the #15 on the QB means Tebow-type running. Those are brain-dead playcalls.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
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baconboy says:
fotodog,
we’re quite happy to have Jones here at SMU — I might even go to a game next year.
And at $2 million a year, he’ll still be making less than some of our undergraduates.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
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Mike says:
Ok, I’ve finished a 6-pack. Got work tomorrow. I should get more. Hell yeah, LSU! (Once again, not a real LSU fan)
January 7th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
This is getting dangerous for OSU.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
98
fotodog says:
Did you see that hit on the OSU QB? He has to be a crumpled mass on the turf now.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Hester for TD!
January 7th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
100
Flatlander says:
#78 MeatyBob – I’d take a moonshine-drunk Pelini over that @sshat Cosgrove who’s been running the defensive show in Lincoln lately. The LSU D is looking more aggressive as the game goes on, so we’ll see.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:38 pm