HOWDY, BOOM M’FER: MUSCHAMP TO TEXAS
According to the always reliable internet buzz, Will Muschamp to Texas is a done deal, with something like 1.6 mil over three years as the pay. If either Mack Brown or Tommy Tuberville comes headhunting for you as an assistant, you’re truly gifted as a coordinator, and a spot as the DC at Texas is the next logical stepping stone to a head job for the still frighteningly young (34) Muschamp, who’s piling up the little Ivy League applicant coaching resume: forged in the furnace of Saban Academy, coaching under Tuberville at Auburn, and now likely to pilot a Texas d badly in need of repair. He’s playing Resume Hero and doing so in an extremely impressive fashion. If he could only get a gig as Pete Carroll’s tiny assistant, he’d have the perfect CV.
Having a top ten defense helps, too. What Muschamp’s defense has in common with former Texas DC Gene Chizik’s attack is a collective satanic mean streak, though Muschamp’s defenses don’t tend to lead with the head like Chizik’s did. (Hello, Reggie Brown. Hello, Joel Klatt.) Muschamp’s also way more blitzy, and will often come into the second half with rapid and canny adjustments. (Hello, Florida 2006.) They just play mean, fast, and smart football without making things too difficult on themselves, something Texas’ defense needs badly.
In short: he yells, he barely sleeps, and his players would by all indications eat glass for him. Sold!

HT: Orangebloods.









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Coop says:
The Bear remark was for sarcasm. Geez, people.
At any rate, nobody is comparing the SEC to the Big 12, in this context.
We are comparing Texas to Auburn. You know, Texas, as in the school with more national championships, more conference titles, more players in the NFL, overall, more money, better facilities, a “national” university and a “national” football program, and, oh yeah…
he can win multiple national titles in the next 3-4 years at Texas, if he is there that long, which he can’t do at Auburn.
Now, Auburn beat us in OT the other night, congrats for that, and they have a better squad than we do, truthfully we did not beat a decent team all season.
Again, truthfully, we lost to every decent squad (VPI, Auburn, BC) we faced.
But, Auburn, just like Clemson, and just like almost every program in the SEC, is not Texas.
Not historically, except for Alabama, and not currently, except for LSU and Florida, for the last 5 years and next 5 years to come.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
FWIW, CTT has a good record hiring DCs, and his defense has been stout since he arrived.
The ball to watch is the OC. CTT’s record when AU scores at least 21 points is 67-5. That is an EYE POPPING number.
To put that in comparison
Pete Carrol is 66-6 over his last 72 games where his team scores 21 points.
Bob Stoops is 63-9 over his last 72 games where his team scores 21 points.
Mack Brown is 64-8 over his last 72 games where his team scores 21 points.
Jim Tressel is 62-7 over his last 69 games where his team scores 21 points. (Has not reached 72 games of 21+ points)
Winning PCT when team scores 21 or more points, last 72 games.
CTT: 93%
CPC: 91.6%
CJT: 89.8%
CMB: 88.9%
CBS: 87.5%
CTT has had 4 DCs – Lovett, Chizik, Gibbs, and Muschamp. The last 3 have all had top 10 scoring Ds, and Lovett had a top 20 unit.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
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Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ says:
#50, Auburn is where I grew up and it’s a great place to live, and is actually quite different than Opelika. Just trying to point out the difference. Although the “progress” as they call it sucks. Like I said 20 years ago, if you want malls, crime, etc, move 100 miles up the road to Atlanta, They’ve already got all the “progress” you want. Just leave Auburn alone. You would have to have grown up in Auburn to understand.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
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Eric says:
Coop – what has Texas done in the last 30 years outside of that 1 National Title? They can’t even beat A&M on a regular basis…your delusional to think he can win “multiple” National Titles there. I suppose they’ll be doing this with Colt McCoy under center?
And you can’t compare National Titles – because we all know that Auburn finished 13-0 in 2004, and 11-0 in 1993, and was denied the chance to play for a National Title on both occasions.
Other than ‘05, all Texas really has is shitting the bed against Colorado in the ‘01 Big XII Title Game, and losing to Georgia in the ‘84 Cotton Bowl, when the title was on the line, to show for their “elite program”.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
It should be noted that the Chop Blockers were denied the chance to play for anything by…. themselves. They were on this thing called probation. I think that’s a common topic both Clemson and Bama can understand as well.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
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Coop says:
Eric,
Since 1996, Mack Brown has won more games than any other coach in the country.
1996 and 1997 were the only years in that span that Brown was at Carolina.
It is ironic that I reference Carolina, because in basketball Carolina, Kansas, Kentucky, and Duke are, historically, and recently, overall, the big 4 of college basketball.
I think Texas fits in with, say, Alabama, Notre Dame, and Michigan as your Big 4 in football, although you could easily make a case for Southern Cal or Ohio State.
Anyway, in this context Texas remains the big fish in the biggest state of college football interest, and Auburn is still little brother to Alabama, no matter that they have owned Alabama the last 5 years or so.
Muschamp “could” have parlayed his DC gig at Auburn into a legitimate SEC or ACC job, but he was rebuffed by Arkansas, Tech, and possibly others.
He believes that the quickest path to HC at a school he desires is as DC at Texas, not Auburn. Muschamp would not take a $200K pay raise in the short term if he thought he would get a legitimate HC job quicker at Auburn.
Granted, Will Muschamp is not the absolute authority in this matter, but his decision should speak volumes to you as his opinion on what is and what is not a lateral move, and what will put him in the position he wants to be in, ASAP.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
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Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ says:
#55,Auburn wasn’t on probation in ‘04. Has LSU ever been penalized for a chop block? I think they are the most penalized team in the SEC.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Chop Blocks don’t bother Dorsey, mostly because of the Demerol and Cocaine shots he gets in the locker room.
And maybe some Lidocaine and B12.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
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Last Dragon says:
#56 – Of course he’s won more games than anybody else. He’s coaching against inferior teams every week. Let him go to the SEC. He wouldn’t have those stats there.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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Eric says:
#56 – I won’t belabor this point with you any further. While Texas has more “brand recognition” than Auburn/Georgia/Tennessee, etc. it does not mean they are a better program. Period. It has little to do with recent on-field achievements. Like I sad – if being the Texas DC meant getting a clearcut path to a cherry job, Robinson wouldn’t be a ‘Cuse, and Chizik wouldn’t be at Iowa State.
A couple of thoughts – one thing mentioned here, that I had heard was that he was going to get the “Jimbo Fisher” deal at UT. That is – take over for Mack in a few years when he retires. If so – it would definitely not be a “lateral move” as he would be getting a beeline to a great job.
Second – also hearing that he’s staying in Auburn because they are giving him a raise. An interesting sidenote to this is that Tubs and Muschamp have the same agent.
With that in mind – it’s quite possible Jimmy Sexton, the agent, used this overture by Texas to secure his client a healthy raise, either way. He’s done it with his other clients many times. (Including Tuberville)
January 4th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
coop,
texas’ “history” is a joke b/c it was all attained while in the swc. even most big 12 folks will tell you the swc was fucking laughable.
January 4th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
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ATL AU Tiger says:
A friend with a sister on the AU BOT told me AU matched the offer he got from Southern Miss during Tub’s negotiations……
January 4th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
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BovineKid says:
Reggie Brown lowered his head into Rosegreen. Watch the replay.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
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Lawrence says:
Look, it is very simple why a guy who wants to be an head coach would rather be a DC at a Big 12 school than an SEC school — he gains exposure to a lot more shitty programs that are going to need coaches in a few years. Think about it, he can go to Texas and play Baylor, Iowa St., Texas Tech, Ok St, Colorado, etc. every year. Then, when those programs fire their coaches in the hope they can crawl out of the shit cellar, he’ll be tops in their minds as a replacement. There are only a couple of SEC programs (MSU, UK, Vandy) who would readily take a chance on a young guy with no head coaching experience. There are half a dozen or so at least in the Big 12.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
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Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ says:
NEWSFLASH !!!! Muschamp landed in Auburn and said he has not made up his mind yet. He’s going to talk with Auburn before making an announcement. This was just announced on the local Auburn ” Sports Call” radio show.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
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Steve in Houston says:
From the 30s to the early 80s, the SWC was as good as any other conference out there.
To argue otherwise is to reveal ignorance.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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BovineKid says:
It’s official. Muschamp to Texas, per Phillip Marshall.
Mack Brown probably cried and said it wouldn’t be fair to Texas for them to work so hard and not get the defensive coordinator they wanted.
January 4th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
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srr50 says:
Texas all time record vs. Alabama 7-0-1
Arkansas 55-21,
Auburn 5-3, Georgia 3-1, LSU 9-7-1, Tennessee 2-1 They have had trouble with Vandy (3-8-1)
January 4th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
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Tater Salad says:
Bye, Motherfuckers
January 4th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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AP says:
hilarious, “Texas and the SWC sucks,” how old are you? 18?
auburns last 2 DC’s left for Texas even though it’s supposedly a lateral move to a shitty school in a shitty conference.
January 4th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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Because They Can says:
Multiple MNCs at Texas in the next 3-4 years? That’s pretty amazing considering the not so young Mack Brown’s run of 1 conference title……ever. As for Muschamp, he’s a good young coach, but he’s not worth those dollars. Anyway, that’s what Matt Stafford told me.
January 4th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Yay! We might beat UGA next year!!!
National Ranks, Scoring D at AU under CTT at Auburn :
2002- 13th (Chizik)
2003- 9th (Chizik)
2004- 1st (Chizik)
2005- 6th (Gibbs)
2006- 6th (Muschamp)
2007- 5th (Muschamp)
Can you spot the constant?
January 4th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
Coop:
The SWC — at least in my viewing lifetime, from the late 70s forward — combined all the football excellence of the ACC with the ethics of the SEC.
Sure, there was Texas and A&M, which have a level of national recognition. However, they were joined by perennial cheats SMU and a legion of also-rans and never-weres like TCU, Texas Tech (pre-Dread Pirate Leach), Baylor, Houston, and Rice. Sure, Arkansas was competent — but never more than that in the time frame I reference.
Quite frankly, it was significantly weaker as a football conference than the Big 12 it managed to, frankly, hijack. If either NU or OU was Texas’ equal, the other was definitely A&M’s superior from a national recognition perspective. In the later years when Colorado and KSU got good, well, there’s really no contest.
January 4th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
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A P says:
Texas Tech (pre-Dread Pirate Leach),
your supposed viewpoint of experience would have any credibility if Tech had markedly improved under Mike Leach, but the reality is that Spike Dykes was regularly winning. Grant Teaff is a notable coach, Houston was a top 25 program under Yoeman, Jenkins, Pardee.
Texas has Auburn’s coach, yet again. All the yapping on the internet doesn’t change the fact both Chizik and Muschamp see it as a step up.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
A P –
Help me out again by listing all the conference and national titles they’ve won out there in Lubbock. I’ve lost count.
Calling Texas Tech an also-ran in college football history is being charitable.
January 5th, 2008 at 1:16 am
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Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ says:
Tubby will find another good DC. Good Luck to Muschamp, at least he came back to Auburn and told them in person. He’ll do well, with easier competition and a larger recruiting area.
January 5th, 2008 at 8:04 am