BILL STEWART'S ALLEGED RACIAL SLURS: POSSIBILITIES

He was probaly relaying a story of “Blazing Saddles” where the guy with the hairlip and speech impediment was trying to tell the town folk that “tarn-sarn-it, I said the Sheriff is a BONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG”

Howard Johnson: “I think he said, the Sheriff is near…”

I am still stuck on how/why WVa hired this guy. Based on one, count it, one game?

What because the players wanted him to stay? So what? They would get behind anyone you choose, soon enough.

I have seen enough to know that this hire will set back WVa a solid 5 years.

Does anybody see this guy being a legitimate success?

With Schiano leaving Rutgers in the next 3 years, and Louisville beginning to slump to pre-Petrino days, now WVa beginning their decline, the Big East will soon devolve into what we all thought they would be in 2003 during the raid.

Well he will be a one year wonder, then once all of Rods talent jumps ship, we will see a change….they have one more year to make IT happen, he seemed to allow the offense to be more aggressive and the D looked ok…BTW….who breaks these bullshit stories?
Why hasnt this story broke like 5 yrs ago? WTF is this about? Who has the agenda?

Serbian: “Miloševi? you pathetic cyrillic writing slav. You overthrow the tailback by 15 feet on a swing pass but you can snipe an unarmed Bosnian from 300 yards away? You’ll wish you were still under Tito’s iron fist while you’re running gassers for the hour!”

Little. Yellow. Different.

After constant hounding, he called one of the extra-bitchy VMI alums a “nagger”.

Unfortunately, many of the kids from the SEC Recruting Dumping Ground…err…Hargrave Military…Football Team were on campus that day.

Oh man, the “herring choker” line just made me spit water across my desk!

It is no secret who has the agenda Pelican Pants. I also have the image of Kendrick standing in the middle of campus in Morgantown with a t-shirt on that says ‘West Virginia University at Tuscon’ and screaming a Jerry Macquire-ish ’who’s with me!’

I also have the vision of the Mountaineers being sub-.500 next year, not without Rod, but without most of his assistants, namely the offensive coordinator that made the Fiesta Bowl what it was.

To be fair to Coach Stew – the other choice was likely Butch Jones.

While coaching Brian Kelly’s and Mike Debord’s players at Central Michigan, he won the MAC. But – he also lost by 30 to North Dakota State and went 7-5 in the regular season.

One decently entertaining game vs. Purdue later, he’s a “leading candidate” for the WVU job.

What about:

Hey, Sanjay, Get your chutney loving ass over here…You call that an audible? 300 Million Indians out there working the phones and your play changing abilities are about as limp as my dick after watching Aishwarya Rai in one of her G rated films. This is MY Taj Mahal, and you’re just cutting the grass, Sanjay.

Not the best effort ever, but EH, its Friday.

I wouldn’t be too sure that Vince Lombardi, were he alive, could have done much better than 8-25 at VMI in the mid-nineties. It’s still small (1,377, third smallest in Division 1-AA) students, and as we used to say, VERY military indeed Tough place to recruit for.

He had about the same winning percentage as his predecessor and a better one than his successor.

I wish him luck, with the current administration at WfVU, he’ll need it.

“Muppetfucker” may become a regular part of my vocabulary.

What, no Hispanic hypotheticals? Or does Stewart strike you as a “Jap play” kind of guy?

Coop,

So Schiano didn’t leave for Miami, and he didn’t want Michigan, but he’s on his way out in the next three years? Sure, buddy…

Yeah, but at least he didn’t call her a “black bitch.”

Those darn racist white people from rural states They’re all so backward and uneducated.

It’s true because NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, Air America, Stephanie Miller, Keith Olbermann and my professors all tell me it is. :P

(OK…. now that everyone has officially been offended in this thread, I take my leave)

Alright, show of hands…. how many of you only clicked the link to see if “coon ass” was listed?

The cool thing about Orson doing the SN thing is that he’ll have to come back here to vent and say shit like this.
EDSBS’s future is solid.

Yeah, 14, you are right.

I cannot imagine what Schiano is sitting tight at Rutgers for. If only there was a job in the area where some geriatric coach is about to wind down at.

I mean, there are only so many brains left to eat for Paterno in State College, correct?

Yeah, you heard it from me, 3,298th, Schiano wants the Penn State job.

Annnnndddd……

An emoticom makes its appearance.

Hey, paisan! Screw up again and I’ll kick your spaghetti butt back to Milan!

Kramerica Enterprises Dept:

The only thing Kosmo Kramer is sorry about is that he was caught.

Rush to Judgement AND Hanging Dept:

Regarding the new WfVA coach: How will he be able to recruit the Black Man, now that it is out that he is a racist?

I thought for sure it was gonna be anti-semetic.

Traveling home to Minnesota for the holidays some woman on the plane told me all bout her ordeal of trying to “Jew down” the cabdriver to no avail.

Casual anti-semtism is the new black.

(type-oh)

Coop,

If you are going to a big name school, you follow someone who failed. You go to Miami, where you have ties, or you go to Michigan, which is as big as it gets and you can follow a guy who was never as successful in the big games as they wanted.

You don’t follow a legend. That would be stupid. You can keep hoping though…

Southern Baptist: Bible-beater! God hath rained hellfire and brimstone down upon you and his name is Bill Stewart. You tackle like a Presbyterian; get after his ass and hit somebody!

As I understand it: Stewart had a (black) player that was doing a little too much showboating. He pulled the player aside and said words to the effect of "I’ve spent my whole life fighting the “W Va. country redneck image, don’t give people any reason to call you a ‘nigger’”. At least, that’s his version.

Poor choice of words? Certainly. Dubious advice? Probably (there are going to be people that call him that no matter what he does). Racist? Not even close.

Which is more offensive…..a coach saying “Where are all black players at?”

Or a black athlete saying “Where’s all the white womens at?”

1. Mr. Wrong: Reminds me of the comedy bit by Chris Rock on HBO, where he says he loves Black people, but hates ____, then spends the next 10-20 minutes piling on the Black Man(the bad ones he calls _).

Well if that is true, he should have used the “a” ending instead of the “er” ending….at least thats what this teacher says:
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2698109

its after the lil commercial

Eric @ 21,
I get it! Excellent reference. This paper contains facts, Charlie!

Reminds me of the SNL skit where I think it was Eddie Murphy’s (although it could have been another black guy) character was interviewing for a job and Chevy Chase was the interviewer. They got to the part where Eddie had to say the first word that popped into his head when Chevy said a word. It was all fine and dandy, but you could tell Chevy’s characters words started to have double meanings until eventually the were full on racists slurs.

Chevy: Spade
Eddie: Cracker
Chevy: Spearchucker
Eddie: Honky
Chevy: N——-
eddie: DEAD Honky!

Shit – I meant Richard Pryor, not Eddie…. my dumbass mistake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5×24w0dlO6k&feature=related

Hey Smith-smythe- smith – What the hell kind of route was that? What held you up? trying to fit the guard over those “teeth”? Someone knocks those out, they’re doing you a favor, son. What’s that? It’s too hot for 2 – a – days? What’s the matter? You need some SPF200 for your pale ass? You going to go on strike, you lazy-ass lime-sucking lager-puking frog-taunting shirt-lifting asshole? Maybe you want me to get Sanjay in here to fan you and O’Connor over there to do the actual fucking work? We’ve already got MacLeod over there writing your damn papers. Why don’t you act like a “proper” little Englander – sit your ass down and pretend like you’re still relevant.

#36
DC, you been hanging out with Bob Knight again?

1. is right. Is he the only one out of all you stupid motherfuckers that read the actual quote? As for WfVU in decline, I don’t know what game you just watched. RR’s talent is in the program b/c Bill Stewart did much of the recruiting. It’s pure jealousy that makes a silly mother fucker from Clemson say we are on the decline. We never get credit from other conferences, but we always kick the shit out of your champions. So feel free to blow me.

I’ve been looking for some new anti-white slurs and many of these are attractive. I especially like cocksauce (though I prefer the term “dick snot”) but everything just takes too much explaining. Goddamn, why is it so difficult to find a good insult for the white devil? (sigh) I hate you people.

#39
Harris, the word Honky, will start a mall riot quicker than you can say Mayonaisse on white bread…..
white people dont riot, we go shopping and demand huge discounts, then we demand to speak with a manager, then we write letters to our congressman demanding tax cuts and more tax shelters, or else………or else we will write even stronger letters

#28, "As I understand it: Stewart had a (black) player that was doing a little too much showboating. He pulled the player aside and said words to the effect of “… spent (his) whole life fighting the “… country redneck image, don’t give people any reason to call “him” a ‘n——-’”. "

Damn, Charlie Pride had a tough life.

1. 33 That was guest host Richard Pryor

Coop, so you’re saying the BE will become what the ACC currently is?

No matter what happens, the BE will be superior to the ACC for at least my lifetime.

And I’m a pretty young, strapping guy.