Comments on: THE ORANGE BOWL: THERE’S MAGIC THERE

By: MIke

MIke — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:51:03 +0000

Mangino didn’t want to ruin his velour suit under his rain coat.

By: DONOVAN!!!!!

DONOVAN!!!!! — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 14:46:18 +0000

Did Someone say MAGIC? How about WVU’s MAGICAL VICTORY!!!!

By: blazin

blazin — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:23:46 +0000

Did anyone make it thru the orange bowl video?

be sure to scroll to the last couple of minutes for classic paul mcquire. he was just as good back in ‘87!

By: Harvey Wireman

Harvey Wireman — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:08:57 +0000

Mangino’s handlers kept him from getting Gatorade’ed because they wanted to spare the country the sight of Mangino licking it off like some mangy fat feline on crack.

By: stapler

stapler — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 12:39:31 +0000

I could give a shit less about KU, but I say they have about as much a claim to the MNC as anybody else at this point.

By: Chg

Chg — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 08:34:31 +0000

How does Kansas winning confirm that they should be there? They lost to Missouri, and the Tigers’ bowl performance certainly looked like that of a BCS worthy team.

VT had to get in because they won the ACC. Their loss just confirms their real identity is the team that struggled with East Carolina and was demolished by LSU. People seem to forget how bad they looked before conference play kicked in. The sorry showing by the ACC in the bowls just confirms the conference’s status near the bottom of the BCS pecking order.

By: gosouthgohard

gosouthgohard — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:34:28 +0000

you know what that game needed? more shots of the band and the flag girls dancing. and maybe more discussion of team dynamics, while completely disregarding the play on the field.

By: corn blight

corn blight — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:17:27 +0000

give me a break. they didn’t douse him because it’s a waste of time. He would have simply absorbed all the liquid, blowing up bigger like that Blueberry girl in Willy Wonka.

Hell, you’ve never seen that happen?????

By: LSUJoshua

LSUJoshua — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:15:04 +0000

Yeah, Kansas loses some points by having some fascist dudes keep the Mangino from getting doused.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:06:54 +0000

Mangino’s handlers kept the players from dousing him with Gatorade so he wouldn’t have a fucking heart attack!

Thom Brennaman: There’s a large dead man on the field.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 05:05:11 +0000

I’ve got a total mancrush on MANgino. Is there anything wrong with that? Beautiful acceptance speech.

By: Manhattan

Manhattan — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:58:13 +0000

Will Mangino celebrate by eating all the oranges in the orange bowl trophy like a hungry hungry hippo?

By: baconboy

baconboy — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:58:10 +0000

I expect Mangino to start crying during his interview since returning home means he will no longer be able to clear out Joe’s Stone Crabs of its stock on a nightly basis.

By: El Hombre

El Hombre — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:57:12 +0000

FUCK.

By: baconboy

baconboy — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:56:10 +0000

There’s not enough Gatorade in the world to give Mangino a bath with it.