LE GOOD NEWS ABOUT LE BOWL DU ORANGE
Tonight’s Orange Bowl does bring with it good news: Robot Jebus loves you! He watches and sees all you do, and prevents you from treading into the dreaded Robot Hell-worthy behavior.
Also, Thom Brennaman won’t be calling the game with Charles Davis. Awake (novel idea) announcers Barry Alvarez, Daryl Johnston, and Kenny Albert will be calling the game from Miami. This spares you the monotone eroticism of Brennaman, but does mean you’ll have to look at Barry Alvarez’s ties, which can blind from a distance of three miles.
Barry Alvarez addresses the United Nations with his tie.
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yoyofutbawl @ 26: Bitch set him up.
Comment by DC Trojan — January 3, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
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Ahh, that ain’t nuttn’ but Gerry Curl.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 3, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
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#26
Or Richard Pryor, maybe even Michael Jackson during a Pepsi commercial when his Soul-Glo went ablaze…
Soooooooouuuuuulllllll Glooooooooo……
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 3, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
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I just realized something - that is NOT Barry Alvarez at the UN - it’s actually Marion Barry having an unfortunate free-basing accident during a speech.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — January 3, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
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Crabapple Buck @ 9: Murdoch’s been too busy spending his money fucking up soccer in the UK to do any damage here. The proof? Fox College [your region]. Only a complete idiot would sign up with them as a primary carrier of conference games (Hansen FTW!)
Comment by DC Trojan — January 3, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
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The Fox Sugar Bowl call last year featured Terry and Howie. It was pretty sweet.
Comment by Joshua — January 3, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
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I’m not a man who likes to paint with such a broad brush, but I feel confident in saying that if you like the work of Thom Brenneman, you are, unequivocally, a moron.
Comment by Kernel — January 3, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
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dude
Comment by drogue — January 3, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
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Thom Brennaman rides on his father’s (Marty, an excellent announcer for the Reds for God knows how long) coattails more than Joe Buck does, if that’s even possible.
Comment by El Hombre — January 3, 2008 @ 3:26 pm