JET SKI 1, VINCE HALL 0
by Orson on Jan 3, 2008 12:00 PM EST
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PrintVirginia Tech standout Vince Hall may miss the Orange Bowl thanks to one of Florida's greatest nuisances outside of lovebugs, sandspurs, and those pesky hotel rapists all over the place: jetskis.
Some innocent horseplay on a personal watercraft in the Atlantic Ocean could result in Virginia Tech being without standout senior linebacker Vince Hall in Thursday night's Orange Bowl.
That's according to the Roanoke Times, who list Hall as "questionable for the game against Kansas tonight. There's nothing funny about jet-skis: they're loud, horrible creations that light beer-fueled yahoos run into the side of boats all the time while flashing the shocker to their friends on shore. (RUMSFELD!) There's also nothing funny about Virginia Tech losing Hall for the game due to a stupid injury, especially with midget manipulator Todd Reesing given a tiny weakness to work with in the Tech D.
At least this didn't happen to Hall on a jet-ski:
See? YOU CAN'T EVEN OUTRUN A MEGALODON WITH A JET-SKI. This is why lifeguards need their own rocket launchers, along with all the terrorists and killer sharks, that is.
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a game of chicken on jet skis, how could that ever possibly be a bad idea?
by ebj on Jan 3, 2008 12:04 PM EST reply actions
DAMN YOU, VINCE HALL!!! You were favored by 3.5 fucking points over that jetski!!
DAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUU!
by Aerobab on Jan 3, 2008 12:11 PM EST reply actions
Am I the only person who’s never been on a jet ski? We were taught as children that they were evil, and they are.
by Brian on Jan 3, 2008 12:15 PM EST reply actions
At least Hall didn’t run out of gas and had to swim back to shore like Deon Butler did a couple of years ago.
by parker91 on Jan 3, 2008 12:15 PM EST reply actions
I propose little black jet ski stickers on the back of their helmets…
by Sabanite on Jan 3, 2008 12:16 PM EST reply actions
Orson,
You’re dating yourself by using the term “jet ski”. That’s soooooo 1985. Maybe he rode a “3 wheeler”, too?
It’s a personal watercraft now.
by Scalz1 on Jan 3, 2008 12:20 PM EST reply actions
That may be the greatest piece of video . . . ever. So many layers of badness . . .
by Kernel on Jan 3, 2008 12:45 PM EST reply actions
Bobby Petrino has some sharp-ass teeth.
by notthequarterback on Jan 3, 2008 12:47 PM EST reply actions
What is it with ACC football players and jet skis? Perhaps mandatory personal watercraft safety courses are in order.
by Out of Conference on Jan 3, 2008 12:55 PM EST reply actions
Here’s my question ? Does Beamer’s goiter count as a floatation device, or does he still have to wear a life preserver ?
by Scalz1 on Jan 3, 2008 12:57 PM EST reply actions
You mean Jenkins? I think it has to wear a PFD itself. More importantly, does burn scar tissue need a relatively lower SPF lotion?
by Out of Conference on Jan 3, 2008 1:12 PM EST reply actions
The Fonze Dept:
He was supposed to jump the shark…
…not jump INTO the shark…
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jan 3, 2008 1:26 PM EST reply actions
All I know is Vince Hall, hell, the whole VT team rode those personal watercraft with alot of emotion.
by Scalz1 on Jan 3, 2008 1:31 PM EST reply actions
Scalz1 @ 13:
Thanks for that emotional reminder. How is it that, emotionally speaking of course, there was any emotional emotion left to give?
New tshirt in order? I will give my all to PWC today!
by Aerobab on Jan 3, 2008 2:22 PM EST reply actions
Just so everyone knows
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2008/football/ncaa/specials/bowls/2007/01/02/hall.orange.ap/t1_hall.jpg
someone hates Vince Hall and knows how to email goofy pics to SI.
by Kate on Jan 3, 2008 2:28 PM EST reply actions
The lunchbox is safe. To help ease your mind, they’ll show it to you 7,348 times tonight.
Also, that is the greatest movie ever. Since there’s no real football on this weekend, everyone needs to drink and rent Shark Attack 3: Megaladon.
by Klak on Jan 3, 2008 3:11 PM EST reply actions
I hope Mangino eats the lunch and that stupid lunch box
by montani semper liberi on Jan 3, 2008 10:22 PM EST reply actions
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