Comments on: CAUCUSING AT THE ORANGE BOWL

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:17:44 +0000

#26
Nope, I’d simply shoot him with a couple of tranquilizer darts, and get a Shop Vac, and use that for the Lipo part of the deal as stage one……then once we have gotten about 140 lbs of that and sold it to the local Eskimo population as whale blubber, we’d ramp up to stage 2 where we use some industrial PVC piping to reroute the bypass….BOOM! you got yourself a smaller, more sicklier looking version of the Mangino, all covered under KU medical plan…..We all know his street cred and trademark velour suits would be replaced with Eddie Bauer shirts and Sans-a-Belt slacks and wearing Hushpuppie shoes, maybe a lil beanie golf hat with a pom-pom on top

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:59:52 +0000

That guy is so big that any surgeon with an ounce of sense would make him lose 75-100 pounds before agreeing to do any elective procedure requiring anesthesia. Sort of a Catch-22, eh?

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:44:14 +0000

Mangino also wears Eye-Black, under the sunglasses, and also over each eye, and under each eye, to keep the reflection down off his bald head and his big belly…….What would really freak everyone out is that he has that “Gasket Bypass” surgery and comes back next year looking like Peter Jackson, version 2.0, post lord of the rings….His new scaled down version would look like Paul Finebaum……..

By: sonofmford

sonofmford — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:34:26 +0000

Mangino has game. You can’t even tell he’s sucking his stomach in.

By: Roaminggator

Roaminggator — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:27:10 +0000

Don’t be surprised if KU wins tonight….

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:20:11 +0000

Mangino wears sunglasses at night because they reduce the reflective glare of the stadium lights off his gut.

Either that or he ate Corey Hart.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 23:06:02 +0000

Rock Star Dept:

Mangino wears sunglasses at night because he thinks he is a rock-star. I don’t know why, actually.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:53:44 +0000

Edit: respect [for the Big 12]

Sorry. The thought of Mangino eyeing that turkey for four hours and not being able to do anything about it is addling my brain.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:51:49 +0000

Stacey Dales=hot. Especially in HD.

Hopefully KU can keep it close and regain the respect Big Game Bob has punted away the last two Fiesta Bowls.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:48:18 +0000

#14
Yeh, I miss Uncle Remus……I hear the Disney re-release is under alot of heat……That Dog doesnt know what all the fuss is all about……Zippidity Doo Dah…sounds like a normal song

By: Reasonable_Bama_Fan

Reasonable_Bama_Fan — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:46:06 +0000

Stacy Dales probably likes em big and cuddly, so she can curl up next to them at night and feel warm and safe, and she probably subscribes to Eastern philosophies, which revere Buddha and regards large men as successful, seeing as how they have enough income to eat so much. She probably wishes for her own sumo wrestler, so she could massage his belly after his meal to help him digest.

Well, she does in my fantasies anyway.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:45:13 +0000

The Virginia Tech campaign would like to point out that the Kansas contigent has been laundering money in the form of food for their campaign funds to the tune of 3 million Big Macs with cheese, or as they say in Amsterdam, 3 million Royales w/Cheese

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:19:33 +0000

AP Newswire – Miami, FL: The Kansas football team has lost its coach for the orange bowl tonight stemming from an arrest conducted in the wee hours of Thursday morning by the Florida Wildlife Department in Everglades, FL. Dwaye Hickins, the officer who made the arrest said there were calls from local residents regarding a large man with sunglasses and a mustache running naked through the town, apparently drunk. When local authorities found the suspect several hours later, it turned out to be Head coach Mangino who by that time was feasting on a manatee he was able to catch in a nearby river, sources say. Upon being taken into custody, Mangino explained that he did not realize that eating the mammal was a crime, and that he “was really just jonsing for some sushi.”

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:07:26 +0000

Mangino bought that sweat suit because THAT thick white stripe makes him look thinner.

How the !W#@ does his wife buy him his underwear….
…I am not sure they make them that big…

By: carlinthemarlin

carlinthemarlin — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:05:08 +0000

At #5

Ah, for the halcyon days when barely concealed racism was considered children’s entertainment. Would we could go back to that time.