THE FIESTA BOWL, SPONSORED BY BOB STOOPS’ BCS LOSSES
The Fiesta Bowl could be great pain perdu, the reclaimed scraps of stale seasons revived in a bowl game for both Oklahoma and West Virginia, but we doubt it, especially for West Virginia, who comes in with an interim coach, an offense that’s been less than jet tempo awesome this year, and an Oklahoma team that probably does not want to lose their fourth BCS bowl game in a row.
Thom Brennaman’s not calling the game, and until Oklahoma’s lines start crushing the ‘Eers in the third and fourth quarter, it promises to be competitive. Yet in most every tight game West Virginia’s played, Pat White’s had to improvise, carry the load, and stretch things out until something snaps. In two cases, that thing has been White, who took a beating in the Pitt and USF losses when his freelancing opened up free pummeling lanes for defenses to zero in on him.
So as the Sooners probably get to snap the BCS bowl streak. Before we let them pass into the sweet and lately unfamiliar BCS win Valhalla, let’s review the painful past to savor the potentially tasty present.
2007: Fiesta
2005: Orange
2004: Sugar
What the blazing hell happened to Justin Vincent?
Anyway, consider this the open thread for the Fiesta, and post away.









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NewAZTiger says:
Noel Devine is running like he’s trying to put his couch out.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Taco Bell: A Big Fan of College Bowl Action.
Hmm….
Taco Bell: A Big Fan of Painful, Stuttering, Burning Toilet Bowl Action
There ya go.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
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beckett929 says:
Noel Devine running like someone’s after him for child support checks
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
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Boston Frog says:
Polite request for OU: When TCU comes to Norman next season, please play defense EXACTLY the way you’ve played it tonight. Thanks…
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Noel Devine is a beast.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
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VandyJ says:
#100 – as many cocktails to you sir. However you owe me another gin rickey.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
107
NewAZTiger says:
Noel Devine is faster than Goose Shit down a Tin Hole.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
108
StageCoach says:
While it is true that, in the past three days, I have consumed enough alcohol to pickle a sperm whale…I swear that Terry Donahue sounds an awful lot like Bob Griese.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
I’m going to vomit if they say one more time that OU has a good defense. WVU is 2 points away from half-a-hundred. If OU has a good defense, then I’d hate to see an average defense.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
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BigKahunaBurger says:
Is that Romeo Crennel’s younger brother calling plays for WFV?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
Bob Stoops in these BCS games is like Wile E. Coyote — even when he has every damned advantage, that road runner just keeps running past his ass.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
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Harvey Wireman says:
Looks like the SEC has West VA speed?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
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Mack Brown says:
They may call me “Coach February,” but make no mistake Bobby Boy, you will never be referred to as “Coach January”
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 pm
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BigKahunaBurger says:
Nope, Harvey, SEC is at least a half-step slower
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
115
The Humanitarian says:
It’s become a New Year’s tradition of mine to laugh while watching Oklahoma cry in the stands.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
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Harvey Wireman says:
Has Terry Donohue said anything relevant in the entire telecast?
Even Bob Davie, on the radio broadcast, has said better jibberish.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
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baconboy says:
Hmm…22 players from the WVU roster are from Florida, including Noel Devine, so I’d say that WVU has Florida speed.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
West Virginia has Ludicrous Speed. /Spaceballs
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
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Soonertruth says:
Hey Bob, the Ravens are ready when you are.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
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El Hombre says:
#94: my point exactly. Plus, no ads for farm products or Yellawood.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
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sdcsimmons says:
With Jerry Ross of the WWF on the sideline what’s the likelihood Stoops will unveil a WVU t-shirt at the end of the game and will be announced their next coach.
“OH MY GOD…STOOPS WAS COACHING FOR WVU ALL ALONG!!! AND HERE COMES RODDY PIPER TO KNEE DROP SAM BRADFORD.”
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
122
fotodog says:
Wow the BCS has a great track record this year: 3 games, 3 blow outs.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 am
123
NewAZTiger says:
The new prayer of every college football fan:
“Dear Lord, may we stomp every opponent into the ground during the regular season, may we win our conference championship, and may we face OU in a BCS bowl. AMEN.”
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
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corn blight says:
@108. No one has a good defense anymore. No one. Auburn only looks like they have a good defense because everyone gets bored when they play them.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
IF this WVU coach is interviewing for his interim tag to be removed, I’d say he passed the test and is a better user of his available talent….me thinks if Slaton stays in, the Sooners win this one since Devine would not have been turned loose….scratch that, Bob Stoops would have found a way to lose it, looks like he is doing this shit on purpose…..sheesh all these flags youd think we were watching LSU vs somebody……
Its time for another flag, this time sponsored by the Fla Dept of Child Support Division,Special Devine Unit…
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
126
NewAZTiger says:
#123: It’s the Staring Frog of Sri Lanka defense. Boom Mutherfuckers!!! It’s the answer to the Spread.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:07 am
127
Zone Left says:
1 drink for every Schmitt tear?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
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Boston Frog says:
HAHAHAHA, Owen Schmitt pimps ESPN on Fox. Good Lord. And now the tears… FFS, woman, let him go celebrate. Or show him your tits or something…
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
129
NewAZTiger says:
#126 – kinda. One Drink off of a Runaway Beer truck for every tear.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
130
Harvey Wireman says:
Has there been a more manly cryer this season than Smitty?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
131
Mr Pelican Pants says:
Man somebody go give Owen Schmidtt a hug…
Whaddya wanna bet some crazy Mountaineer fans hunt down Coach Rod and tie him from the goalpost in Morgantown???
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 am
132
NewAZTiger says:
I think it’s safe to say that Owen Schmitt just cured cancer.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 am
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StageCoach says:
Couldn’t SOMEBODY from the Fox crew have told Schmitt he had nothing to apologize for?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 am
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David Puddy says:
As a WVU student and fan, seeing Stew get hoised onto his players’ shoulders and carried on the field, and Owen Schmitt crying…I’ve never felt this much pride in my University. I’m damned proud!
Now, pour me some Schnellenberger scotch to celebrate!
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 am
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oc phil says:
Wow. Starting at the top of the thread and reading the comments by brb614 and anapolis doug was sure good for a laugh.
I’m confused by brb though, why is an apparent Buckeye acting like a corndog with the onepeat crap?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 am
136
Boston Frog says:
Great win, WVU. Man, you have a fun team to watch.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 am
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StageCoach says:
127
+100 to you. I thought I was the only one who caught that ESPN pimp job.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 am
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David Puddy says:
#131
Yes, yes he did.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am
139
StageCoach says:
So, 176 passing and 150 rushing adds up to “…over 350 yards of offense…”
W-ByGod-V math?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am
140
Dinknflicka says:
Owen Schmitt’s postgame interview was, for me, the single greatest moment of this college football season. You get the distinct impression from watching him play tonight and listening to him afterward that all he cares about his state and his team, and he will flat-out punish anyone that tries to otherwise convince him. Congratulations and thank you, Owen, you magnificent brutal bastard.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 am
141
StageCoach says:
How is it that the Buckeyes have played in the Fiesta Bowl 32 times in the past 29 years and never once lucked into the Oklahoma free pass victory?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
142
NewAZTiger says:
Did Fox just sign off by saying you could almost smell the burning couch cushions from here?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 am
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Boston Frog says:
If all these AP voters are going to vote USC No. 1, why not look at WVU? Two losses, one on the road to a good-ish team, the other at home to a very bad team…sound familiar? WVU’s bowl win was much more impressive than USC’s, too.
Just saying and all…
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 am
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StageCoach says:
Annapolis Doug
You’ve been on a roll the past couple of days. Thank you for the entertainment!
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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Ryan says:
yes, that actually did just happen.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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Aaron says:
Owen Schmitt is a stud bleeding from the lip looking scary can still shed a few tears about his team and this game. You can tell how mush this game met to him and his team.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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crimson daddy says:
I wish I could say that that was the first time I’d ever seen a guy with no neck and a mohawk cry.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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NewAZTiger says:
#137, thanks for the compliments, but, uh, don’t you have a couch to burn?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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StageCoach says:
141
Yes, they did. Personally, I am not surprised that anyone on that crew is an experienced couch cushion sniffer. OK, maybe a bit surprised they’d admit it on such a public forum.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 am
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PortTrojan says:
Too bad Rodriguez didn’t take the Michigan job before the Pitt game. And thanks to the Rose Bowl committe for bypassing WVA because that would’ve been a much worse matchup than USC-IliNOT. Fuckers.
Congratulations to coach Stewart. Well done.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:30 am