THE FIESTA BOWL, SPONSORED BY BOB STOOPS’ BCS LOSSES
The Fiesta Bowl could be great pain perdu, the reclaimed scraps of stale seasons revived in a bowl game for both Oklahoma and West Virginia, but we doubt it, especially for West Virginia, who comes in with an interim coach, an offense that’s been less than jet tempo awesome this year, and an Oklahoma team that probably does not want to lose their fourth BCS bowl game in a row.
Thom Brennaman’s not calling the game, and until Oklahoma’s lines start crushing the ‘Eers in the third and fourth quarter, it promises to be competitive. Yet in most every tight game West Virginia’s played, Pat White’s had to improvise, carry the load, and stretch things out until something snaps. In two cases, that thing has been White, who took a beating in the Pitt and USF losses when his freelancing opened up free pummeling lanes for defenses to zero in on him.
So as the Sooners probably get to snap the BCS bowl streak. Before we let them pass into the sweet and lately unfamiliar BCS win Valhalla, let’s review the painful past to savor the potentially tasty present.
2007: Fiesta
2005: Orange
2004: Sugar
What the blazing hell happened to Justin Vincent?
Anyway, consider this the open thread for the Fiesta, and post away.









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Annapolis Doug says:
“Like a runaway beer truck” ???
I like this announcer!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
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baconboy says:
“like a runaway beer truck!” Now that’s a good piece of announcing. Maybe Fox can redeem itself for last night.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
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Rival says:
Oh, shit!
Owen Schmitt!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
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LSUJoshua says:
My sportsbook is enjoying this.
I am not.
My liver is fixin to pay the price.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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sandman227 says:
These Tostito’s commercials have GOT to go….somebody at the ad agency rented a “Jackass” DVD and thought they were being “hip”
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
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Skip says:
Those deceiving left-handers!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
That Pitt game was more fixed than my girlfriends cat.
There is no way a 29 point underdog on the road beats that team.
It’s all gonna come out one day.
Bookies own America.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 pm
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baconboy says:
Was Laura Okmin an oompa loompa in Charlie and the Chocolate factory? That’s some seriously orange skin…
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Just saw Fred G Sanford on TV on a 1st class flight to Hawaii cut in line past 2 women in line to go to the bathroom.
Don’t remember that episode. Politically incorrect to the max.
Redd Foxx deserved an Emmy.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
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Troy says:
“…as told by Morgan Freeman.”
Fox, that’s one point for you. You’re up to -16.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
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Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
I’m really hoping that the “touching” story narrated by Morgan Freeman doesn’t involve the Sisters from Shawshank.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
I love how Fox doesn’t cover any college football all damned year, then it’s amateur hour for the big games with a pupu platter of Vaskergian, Haden, and Donohue. I guess the #7 Fox NFL team (per wikipedia) is the best we can do during BCS season. I’d rather have the regional FSN broadcast idiots like Dave Lapham.
And Laura Orkut (or whatever the hell her name was) is definitely partying down with the wee folk at the Chocolote Factory.
Oh, and Orson, did Owen Schmitt’s touchdown run look like the longest in Fiesta Bowl history to you? Did it? Don’t make me go to the youtubes.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
Is anyone else watching West Virginia play this game with the tune “Sweet Georgia Brown” in their head? And the Sooners are the Washington Generals?
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
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David Puddy says:
Pat White has “beautiful legs”
Wonder if he waxes…I find shaving to be incredibly bothersome and tedious.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
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Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
It’s a little known fact that in 1952, Garrett Morris played quarterback for the USF Dons and introduced the “shotgun” formation to whitey.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
62
I wonder what these people do the rest of the year? Are they on call simply for this game? Do they do the weather on the 11pm news in Buffalo and then rush to call the Fox college football games?
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
66
Nice. Best SNL skit ever.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
75 > 54.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LHbZ3T4rzA
Dunno if it is the longest run in Fiesta Bowl history, but it’ll do, Orson, it’ll do.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
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Troy says:
@69
Thanks for that. After yesterday, that just hits the spot. Fuck.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm
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Godfrey says:
“The WVU sideline is going nuts after some Sooner got a handful of Johnny Dingle….” only on Fox.
There’s a reason no one else has ever referred to West Virginia as “WVU” during a broadcast- because it sounds cumbersome, and little bit like an acronym for a CDC recognized pandemic.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
#67 — Google is your friend. You can be subjected to Pat Haden on a regular on the Notre Dame Broadcasting Company, and Vasgergian and Donohue both work NFL for Fox.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
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OhioDawg says:
It’s unfolding according to OS’s prediction, but I think Stoops has it in him to lose this. The Big 12 may be the most overrated conference of all.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
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baconboy says:
“They shouldn’t let those guys sit next to each other” That’s two great lines tonight.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
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Rival says:
These Fox announcers don’t even know the rules.
A muffed punt recovered in the end zone by the receiving team is a touch back, not a safety.
The scoreboard operator even gave 2 points to OU momentarily, as it read WVU 20 – OU 11.
Fox – Amateur Hour, except for our awesome robot graphics!
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
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jakldawg says:
Rival: there’s also nothing amateur about constant pimping of this season’s breakout hits and sponsored replays.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
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Rival says:
Anyone heard about this “Jumper” movie? Think it’s some kind of grass-roots indy film. Should be good.
I also have this urgent need for Linda Hamilton to show up and beat the shit out of these announcers. Weird.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
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Troy says:
The “double you vee you” thing is really starting to annoy me. 1) No one calls it that. 2) It’s HARDER to say than “West Virginia.”
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:02 pm
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jakldawg says:
Troy: plus they leave out the “effing” between the W and V every time.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
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sfnrh says:
Great move Stoops…you have all the momentum forcing two three and outs by WVU while scoring a fg and td coming out of the half. Then you take that away by chasing points too early with a failed two point conversion when you haven’t even tried one all season. So to make up for that you call an onside kick that fails. Of course WVU scores a couple of plays later. Game over.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
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Boston Frog says:
Pat White. Holy shit.
That on-side kick was dumb, and it wasn’t just dumb because it didn’t work. It was dumb, period. OU had ALL the momentum and just gave it away. Wow.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
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Troy says:
So… was Coach Dickrod’s playcalling holding this team back this year? Not saying… just saying…
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
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Skip says:
I don’t mind Pat Haden, but then again I was childhood friends with his son…
How many of these games can Oklahoma lose before voters start punishing them in the polls?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Doug, please tell me you didn’t bet the house on Oklahoma for this one…you’ve been eerily silent lately…
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
wow.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#74
Shiiit….Does Bob Stoops even prepare for a bowl game? At all? Do they ever practice? I keep seeing this promo for a show called “Jumpers” and every time Pat White is always on the screen…that would describe this WFV offense, the start off in one spot and “jump” to the end zone via time and space…….
Note to self: Always, always bet AGAINST Bob Stoops in a bowl game, especially when he is in the Fiesta Bowl….The Fiesta Bowl is Bob Stoops Bermuda Triangle, no? This is where Oklahoma goes to die…on a yearly basis….when did Julio Iglesias start returning kicks? So much for that Big 12 power…..Betcha WFV would love to play Michigan next year…….in a bowl…..that would be awesome
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
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El Hombre says:
There’s a good reason that Vasgersian does little more than San Diego Padres games on cable.
Seriously, why are any bowl games going to be on FOX if they give us blatant homerism (Switzer for Oklahoma, Summerall drooling over Frank Broyles both literally and figuratively for Humanity Advanced), people who don’t know the rules and Thom Brennaman? Give me the Daves or at least Joel Meyers (who was tragically born with a lack of emotion, as he proved the one year he replaced Jack Buck for the St Louis Cardinals) any day.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
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Harvey Wireman says:
1 – Will there be couches saved, if West VA wins big?
2 – Does beating Oklahoma in a bcs bowl game count?
3 – Sooner schooner bafoonery, when will it end?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
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Harvey Wireman says:
Where is Pat White’s girlfriend – LIttle Miss Andrews with the nice set of hooters and so-so rear end?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
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fotodog says:
I really hope that the BCS machine puts UGA in the MNC game against OU next year.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
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Boston Frog says:
West. Fuckin’. Virgina.
I refuse to believe that the Pitt game ever happened.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
Hell to the naw.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
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citizencrane says:
let me taste the tears of unfathomable sadness.
Its yummy
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
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fotodog says:
El Hombre,
Fran T for UGA.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
The first 20 posts of this thread are gold.
Ameridebt Roxxors your Arse.
Julio Iglesias is the only OU player I know, because he keeps returning kicks.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
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fotodog says:
Did anyone see Haden and Donahue last night in the pastel sweaters?
They looked like the KGB guys in Spies Like Us or queer preppies from the 1950s.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Dingle with the drop.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
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corn blight says:
defense died this year, didn’t it?
the whole world has become WAC football. it sucks.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
#97 – no it didn’t. It lives at Auburn, where a 3 point lead is like 5 touchdowns.
And now my football watching experience is complete, the “Bedazzler” finally made the big time.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 pm
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fotodog says:
That Devine kid is sorta fast, eh?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm