THE FIESTA BOWL, SPONSORED BY BOB STOOPS’ BCS LOSSES
The Fiesta Bowl could be great pain perdu, the reclaimed scraps of stale seasons revived in a bowl game for both Oklahoma and West Virginia, but we doubt it, especially for West Virginia, who comes in with an interim coach, an offense that’s been less than jet tempo awesome this year, and an Oklahoma team that probably does not want to lose their fourth BCS bowl game in a row.
Thom Brennaman’s not calling the game, and until Oklahoma’s lines start crushing the ‘Eers in the third and fourth quarter, it promises to be competitive. Yet in most every tight game West Virginia’s played, Pat White’s had to improvise, carry the load, and stretch things out until something snaps. In two cases, that thing has been White, who took a beating in the Pitt and USF losses when his freelancing opened up free pummeling lanes for defenses to zero in on him.
So as the Sooners probably get to snap the BCS bowl streak. Before we let them pass into the sweet and lately unfamiliar BCS win Valhalla, let’s review the painful past to savor the potentially tasty present.
2007: Fiesta
2005: Orange
2004: Sugar
What the blazing hell happened to Justin Vincent?
Anyway, consider this the open thread for the Fiesta, and post away.









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reb pup says:
My UF buddies in JAX lovingly remember the “Fiasco Bowl” the gators played in 1995 (I think that was the year)
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:57 pm
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lance harbor says:
Justin Vincent was sent packing when LSU upgraded to Badass Stable of Runnning Backs version 6.9.
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm
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NRBQ says:
Don’t show this to Okiedomer.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Not Fiesta Bowl related, but anyone catch CJ Spiller waving off his own teammate after he scored on the 80 yard run? Looked like some drama there, and wondered if any Clemson people know the backstory.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm
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Smyth says:
That Boise State video never gets old.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
One would think that OU getting to a BCS game would be the equivalent of them being sentenced to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but this year may be different.
But I figured that CU had not shot against the Sooners as well.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
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PLACTIrish says:
What did Bob Stoops have to do with Paris’s top falling off?
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Who was that excitable young man doing play-by-play in the top video?
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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Mark says:
Actually, I think we can thank your buddy Urban for his 2004 Fiesta Bowl performance for this mess.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
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stapler says:
This game fucking sucks. There. I said it!!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
PLACTIC Irish,
Not sure Stoops is involved at all, but your comment took me back to an episode of Buck Rogers, the most frustrating TV show I ever saw as a pre-teen, with hormones raging through my body. The seven dwarves found in the show, it is soon learned can use mind control to make different things move or happen. They encounter Wilma and begin chanting “OFF THINK! OFF THINK! OFF THINK!” Just after he belt flys off they are rudely interrupted and their wonderful ploy put to a stop. Ohh, I was on the edge of my seat for sure, Erin Gray was to be my first wife…
Of course if she were a star now, I would have nothing to worry about, as she would undoubtedly have appeard on the internets multiple times showing off those unmentionables we could only imagine in the one piece, fart bags she wore so tightly in BR in the 25th century. And i am sure she and Gil would have had several private sessions taped and “leaked” to the various purveyors of filth in Hollywood.
Well now… back to football.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
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bnb614 says:
Remember way long ago to the Sugar Bowl last night?
Sugar Bowl = Fiesta Bowl except replace Oklahoma for Georgia, West Virginia for Hawaii, and Pat White for Colt Brennan gettting thrown around like a rag doll.
Oklahoma by 28 at least.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
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dawgaineer says:
They put BARRY SWITZER in the pre-game analysis booth for the Oklahoma game??!?!? Whereby he shares a fireside chat with Sam Bradford (whose father played for Switzer at OU) in the Switzer Center on OU’s campus, after beaming with pride as the “pride of Oklahoma” band marches across the field. Seated next to him is Jimmy Johnson, former Miami coach who spent years playing WVU as a rival, who is clearly enjoying his fellow Cowboys coach and his nostalgia-laden reverie. I’ve watched this show for 8 minutes, and nary a WVU player, coach, or fan has graced the screen. Here we go again, FOX.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#11
What I liked about Erin Gray, was in my dream world, paired up with D.D. McCall from “Hunter” in anything goes-Porky-type movie…..
With his sidekick, Twiki, filming the whole thing
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
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bnb614 says:
Also all USC fans should watch that 2004 video and listen closely to the last sentence.
OnePeat.com
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
She-attt…not enough games left in the year to bitch about this…
OK 41 Wva 28
I’ve been money all bowl season..I’ve got more people outta debt than AmericaDebt
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:07 pm
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Zone Left says:
I’m really angry at the criticism of the Fox announcers. The following inequality should demonstrate why:
Bob Ufer > Keith Jackson > Fox Announcers > 0 > Musberger.
I won’t watch a non-Michigan game with him announcing. Seriously.
BTW, that SEC speed is kicking ass!!! WOOOOO!!!!
Sorry, I’m still happy.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
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bevo says:
Wow! Buck Rogers masturbatory fantasies. And we are off to as a great a start as Fox.
FWIW, Linda Carter was my, um first.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Please, please let’s not start that sec-big 10 stuff…sec can finish 7-2 in bowl games and win 2nd NC in a row and it seems like that’s not good enough
Congrats Michigan! SEC speed crap is over.
Can WVA re-group? No one has been able to losing their coach for the bowl game.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Captain #19 of WVA is more confident than me on prom night…Instead of shaking hands post coin toss..he got in OK players face.
How did that work for the Gators yesterday? Can someone show some class?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Doug -
What’s the drink of choice tonight? Screwdrivers again?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
#20…I swear on my mother’s grave (she’s not dead yet)..I just made a 24 oz screwdriver!…I wish I could post a photo of it…You’re good!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
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bnb614 says:
Laura Okman is a hottie.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Doug -
Heh. I’m in DC for the next 10 days and I can hear the wind howling outside. If it’s anywhere near as bitter in Annapolis as it is here, you have a great excuse to pour a strong one. Salut!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
What’s with the announcer calling West Virginia “WVU”?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
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etsuVol says:
I just now noticed that Jared Zebranski was totally moving towards the line on their TD in OT when he went in motion.
tsk tsk refs
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:34 pm
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stapler says:
Well I’ll be damned. The MountainTrash might have a chance after all.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Not the QB-
It’s cold….however..should be in the 60’s by early next week…There are some OSU bars here for Monday Night….
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
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Dinknflicka says:
Pete Carroll cares not for the remainder of your 2007 college football season. He lounges tonight upon a plush, gilded chaise and lazily plucks grapes from the outstretched hand of a buxom virgin slave. At his side his minature personal assistant, who will from time to time lean close and whisper, “Sic transit gloria.”
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
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notthequarterback says:
I still haven’t decided whom to root for. As a Michigan alum, I can’t root for Ohio State in good conscience…but I don’t know if I’m ready for a 2-loss national champ.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
I want OT Monday Night where Les Miles does something outrageous…He becomes the man who sold his soul to win it all or the idiot where everything finally catches up to him…great storyline…
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
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bnb614 says:
Not the QB, count me in as a rabid OSU fan that was cheering his ass off for Michigan yesterday.
Could we see a 4-peat from Oklahoma?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
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Zone Left says:
I’m rooting for the Bucks…good for the conference.
That said, there will be a much healthier LSU team on the field.
I’ve got a lot of family in Columbus, and even they were happy Michigan won. Of course, I was on a plane during the game (DVR running) and the dozen text messages that I got celebrating the win did not improve the watching experience.
Slaton may finally be showing some cumulative injuries.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Actually announcers are not so bad…Fran Tarkenton is still giddy over his appearance last night as a Georgia apologist…alsmost as embarrasing as Lou Holtz for ND, Robert Smith for Big 10 and Jessie F’n Palmer for SEC
Only Herbstreit seems to have cred
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
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baconboy says:
WVU has a player named John Holmes?? Gotta cheer for them now…
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
Orson, a combination of cranberry and vodka and portly white women did Justin Vincent in.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Damn….hide your couches in Morgantown! Go get ‘em Moutaineers!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
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Bob Stoops says:
I embarrass my school and the conference for the sole purpose of pissing off Mack Brown.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
not the QB,
from wash post.com
Wait, a bar in Georgetown will have fans cheering for Ohio State? Actually, the Rhino Bar should be the most interesting place in the area . It occupies a prime piece of M Street real estate and caters to the local student crowd, but it’s also an official sports viewing location for the local Ohio State alumni group.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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cj says:
there is far too little incest humor here for my taste. oklahoma AND west virginia? you’d think people would be on that faster than sam bradford on his sister ZING
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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Tom says:
Is it my imagination or did Bradford just pull a Jim Everett on that corner blitz?
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:17 pm
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notthequarterback says:
I guess now that we’re pretty sure that Les Miles isn’t coming to Michigan, I can go back to being a Big 10 partisan. Whatever. I just hope that game’s entertaining.
Doug – thanks for the heads-up..I’ll make sure to stay away from Georgetown Monday night!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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Kate says:
Please let “He tested positive… for donuts!” be on Awful Announcing tomorrow.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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notthequarterback says:
And I’ll be glad when I don’t have to watch the goddamn Jason Gingell blocked FG again.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
I have no numbers in front of me but doesn’t the Big East show up in Bowl games like they’ve been crapped on?
If this game doesn’t pick up, I’m switching to bourbon and going to porn sites. (not in that order)….
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:23 pm
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Mad Hatter says:
This is the first time I’ve ever heard Matt Vasgersian on anything other than a 2ksports video game. I wasn’t sure he was real until tonight
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
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UCLA Mob says:
John Holmes with the money shot on the Oklahoma tight end?
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
This OK team rolled Mizzou twice?
I love college football.
They are going to play NFL football for 6 weeks and the Pats will win..the NBA rarely has upsets..
I’m against a playoff..every week is a playoff…shit…I’m outta of OJ…..can’t switch back to beer
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
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Skip says:
Were there a comparable number of commercials last night? Granted I could barely sit up to 45 degrees without wanting to throw up but I don’t seem to remember this many.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
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jtabor says:
i challenge anyone to find poorer announcing in any college football game (much less bowl game, much MUCH less BCS game) not imposed on us by FOX. jesus.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm