THE FIESTA BOWL, SPONSORED BY BOB STOOPS’ BCS LOSSES
The Fiesta Bowl could be great pain perdu, the reclaimed scraps of stale seasons revived in a bowl game for both Oklahoma and West Virginia, but we doubt it, especially for West Virginia, who comes in with an interim coach, an offense that’s been less than jet tempo awesome this year, and an Oklahoma team that probably does not want to lose their fourth BCS bowl game in a row.
Thom Brennaman’s not calling the game, and until Oklahoma’s lines start crushing the ‘Eers in the third and fourth quarter, it promises to be competitive. Yet in most every tight game West Virginia’s played, Pat White’s had to improvise, carry the load, and stretch things out until something snaps. In two cases, that thing has been White, who took a beating in the Pitt and USF losses when his freelancing opened up free pummeling lanes for defenses to zero in on him.
So as the Sooners probably get to snap the BCS bowl streak. Before we let them pass into the sweet and lately unfamiliar BCS win Valhalla, let’s review the painful past to savor the potentially tasty present.
2007: Fiesta
2005: Orange
2004: Sugar
What the blazing hell happened to Justin Vincent?
Anyway, consider this the open thread for the Fiesta, and post away.









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reb pup says:
My UF buddies in JAX lovingly remember the “Fiasco Bowl” the gators played in 1995 (I think that was the year)
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:57 pm
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lance harbor says:
Justin Vincent was sent packing when LSU upgraded to Badass Stable of Runnning Backs version 6.9.
January 2nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm
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NRBQ says:
Don’t show this to Okiedomer.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Not Fiesta Bowl related, but anyone catch CJ Spiller waving off his own teammate after he scored on the 80 yard run? Looked like some drama there, and wondered if any Clemson people know the backstory.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:27 pm
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Smyth says:
That Boise State video never gets old.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
One would think that OU getting to a BCS game would be the equivalent of them being sentenced to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison, but this year may be different.
But I figured that CU had not shot against the Sooners as well.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
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PLACTIrish says:
What did Bob Stoops have to do with Paris’s top falling off?
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:54 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Who was that excitable young man doing play-by-play in the top video?
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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Mark says:
Actually, I think we can thank your buddy Urban for his 2004 Fiesta Bowl performance for this mess.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:08 pm
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stapler says:
This game fucking sucks. There. I said it!!!
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
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skinnyphatman says:
PLACTIC Irish,
Not sure Stoops is involved at all, but your comment took me back to an episode of Buck Rogers, the most frustrating TV show I ever saw as a pre-teen, with hormones raging through my body. The seven dwarves found in the show, it is soon learned can use mind control to make different things move or happen. They encounter Wilma and begin chanting “OFF THINK! OFF THINK! OFF THINK!” Just after he belt flys off they are rudely interrupted and their wonderful ploy put to a stop. Ohh, I was on the edge of my seat for sure, Erin Gray was to be my first wife…
Of course if she were a star now, I would have nothing to worry about, as she would undoubtedly have appeard on the internets multiple times showing off those unmentionables we could only imagine in the one piece, fart bags she wore so tightly in BR in the 25th century. And i am sure she and Gil would have had several private sessions taped and “leaked” to the various purveyors of filth in Hollywood.
Well now… back to football.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
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bnb614 says:
Remember way long ago to the Sugar Bowl last night?
Sugar Bowl = Fiesta Bowl except replace Oklahoma for Georgia, West Virginia for Hawaii, and Pat White for Colt Brennan gettting thrown around like a rag doll.
Oklahoma by 28 at least.
January 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
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dawgaineer says:
They put BARRY SWITZER in the pre-game analysis booth for the Oklahoma game??!?!? Whereby he shares a fireside chat with Sam Bradford (whose father played for Switzer at OU) in the Switzer Center on OU’s campus, after beaming with pride as the “pride of Oklahoma” band marches across the field. Seated next to him is Jimmy Johnson, former Miami coach who spent years playing WVU as a rival, who is clearly enjoying his fellow Cowboys coach and his nostalgia-laden reverie. I’ve watched this show for 8 minutes, and nary a WVU player, coach, or fan has graced the screen. Here we go again, FOX.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#11
What I liked about Erin Gray, was in my dream world, paired up with D.D. McCall from “Hunter” in anything goes-Porky-type movie…..
With his sidekick, Twiki, filming the whole thing
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
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bnb614 says:
Also all USC fans should watch that 2004 video and listen closely to the last sentence.
OnePeat.com
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
She-attt…not enough games left in the year to bitch about this…
OK 41 Wva 28
I’ve been money all bowl season..I’ve got more people outta debt than AmericaDebt
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:07 pm
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Zone Left says:
I’m really angry at the criticism of the Fox announcers. The following inequality should demonstrate why:
Bob Ufer > Keith Jackson > Fox Announcers > 0 > Musberger.
I won’t watch a non-Michigan game with him announcing. Seriously.
BTW, that SEC speed is kicking ass!!! WOOOOO!!!!
Sorry, I’m still happy.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
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bevo says:
Wow! Buck Rogers masturbatory fantasies. And we are off to as a great a start as Fox.
FWIW, Linda Carter was my, um first.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:12 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Please, please let’s not start that sec-big 10 stuff…sec can finish 7-2 in bowl games and win 2nd NC in a row and it seems like that’s not good enough
Congrats Michigan! SEC speed crap is over.
Can WVA re-group? No one has been able to losing their coach for the bowl game.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Captain #19 of WVA is more confident than me on prom night…Instead of shaking hands post coin toss..he got in OK players face.
How did that work for the Gators yesterday? Can someone show some class?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Doug -
What’s the drink of choice tonight? Screwdrivers again?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
#20…I swear on my mother’s grave (she’s not dead yet)..I just made a 24 oz screwdriver!…I wish I could post a photo of it…You’re good!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
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bnb614 says:
Laura Okman is a hottie.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
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notthequarterback says:
Doug -
Heh. I’m in DC for the next 10 days and I can hear the wind howling outside. If it’s anywhere near as bitter in Annapolis as it is here, you have a great excuse to pour a strong one. Salut!
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
What’s with the announcer calling West Virginia “WVU”?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
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etsuVol says:
I just now noticed that Jared Zebranski was totally moving towards the line on their TD in OT when he went in motion.
tsk tsk refs
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:34 pm
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stapler says:
Well I’ll be damned. The MountainTrash might have a chance after all.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Not the QB-
It’s cold….however..should be in the 60’s by early next week…There are some OSU bars here for Monday Night….
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:38 pm
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Dinknflicka says:
Pete Carroll cares not for the remainder of your 2007 college football season. He lounges tonight upon a plush, gilded chaise and lazily plucks grapes from the outstretched hand of a buxom virgin slave. At his side his minature personal assistant, who will from time to time lean close and whisper, “Sic transit gloria.”
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
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notthequarterback says:
I still haven’t decided whom to root for. As a Michigan alum, I can’t root for Ohio State in good conscience…but I don’t know if I’m ready for a 2-loss national champ.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
I want OT Monday Night where Les Miles does something outrageous…He becomes the man who sold his soul to win it all or the idiot where everything finally catches up to him…great storyline…
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
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bnb614 says:
Not the QB, count me in as a rabid OSU fan that was cheering his ass off for Michigan yesterday.
Could we see a 4-peat from Oklahoma?
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
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Zone Left says:
I’m rooting for the Bucks…good for the conference.
That said, there will be a much healthier LSU team on the field.
I’ve got a lot of family in Columbus, and even they were happy Michigan won. Of course, I was on a plane during the game (DVR running) and the dozen text messages that I got celebrating the win did not improve the watching experience.
Slaton may finally be showing some cumulative injuries.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:49 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Actually announcers are not so bad…Fran Tarkenton is still giddy over his appearance last night as a Georgia apologist…alsmost as embarrasing as Lou Holtz for ND, Robert Smith for Big 10 and Jessie F’n Palmer for SEC
Only Herbstreit seems to have cred
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
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baconboy says:
WVU has a player named John Holmes?? Gotta cheer for them now…
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:56 pm
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Billy From Baton Rouge says:
Orson, a combination of cranberry and vodka and portly white women did Justin Vincent in.
January 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Damn….hide your couches in Morgantown! Go get ‘em Moutaineers!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
38
Bob Stoops says:
I embarrass my school and the conference for the sole purpose of pissing off Mack Brown.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
not the QB,
from wash post.com
Wait, a bar in Georgetown will have fans cheering for Ohio State? Actually, the Rhino Bar should be the most interesting place in the area . It occupies a prime piece of M Street real estate and caters to the local student crowd, but it’s also an official sports viewing location for the local Ohio State alumni group.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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cj says:
there is far too little incest humor here for my taste. oklahoma AND west virginia? you’d think people would be on that faster than sam bradford on his sister ZING
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
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Tom says:
Is it my imagination or did Bradford just pull a Jim Everett on that corner blitz?
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:17 pm
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notthequarterback says:
I guess now that we’re pretty sure that Les Miles isn’t coming to Michigan, I can go back to being a Big 10 partisan. Whatever. I just hope that game’s entertaining.
Doug – thanks for the heads-up..I’ll make sure to stay away from Georgetown Monday night!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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Kate says:
Please let “He tested positive… for donuts!” be on Awful Announcing tomorrow.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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notthequarterback says:
And I’ll be glad when I don’t have to watch the goddamn Jason Gingell blocked FG again.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
I have no numbers in front of me but doesn’t the Big East show up in Bowl games like they’ve been crapped on?
If this game doesn’t pick up, I’m switching to bourbon and going to porn sites. (not in that order)….
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:23 pm
46
Mad Hatter says:
This is the first time I’ve ever heard Matt Vasgersian on anything other than a 2ksports video game. I wasn’t sure he was real until tonight
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
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UCLA Mob says:
John Holmes with the money shot on the Oklahoma tight end?
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
This OK team rolled Mizzou twice?
I love college football.
They are going to play NFL football for 6 weeks and the Pats will win..the NBA rarely has upsets..
I’m against a playoff..every week is a playoff…shit…I’m outta of OJ…..can’t switch back to beer
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
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Skip says:
Were there a comparable number of commercials last night? Granted I could barely sit up to 45 degrees without wanting to throw up but I don’t seem to remember this many.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
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jtabor says:
i challenge anyone to find poorer announcing in any college football game (much less bowl game, much MUCH less BCS game) not imposed on us by FOX. jesus.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:33 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
“Like a runaway beer truck” ???
I like this announcer!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
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baconboy says:
“like a runaway beer truck!” Now that’s a good piece of announcing. Maybe Fox can redeem itself for last night.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
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Rival says:
Oh, shit!
Owen Schmitt!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:36 pm
54
LSUJoshua says:
My sportsbook is enjoying this.
I am not.
My liver is fixin to pay the price.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
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sandman227 says:
These Tostito’s commercials have GOT to go….somebody at the ad agency rented a “Jackass” DVD and thought they were being “hip”
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm
56
Skip says:
Those deceiving left-handers!
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
That Pitt game was more fixed than my girlfriends cat.
There is no way a 29 point underdog on the road beats that team.
It’s all gonna come out one day.
Bookies own America.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:49 pm
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baconboy says:
Was Laura Okmin an oompa loompa in Charlie and the Chocolate factory? That’s some seriously orange skin…
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:52 pm
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Annapolis Doug says:
Just saw Fred G Sanford on TV on a 1st class flight to Hawaii cut in line past 2 women in line to go to the bathroom.
Don’t remember that episode. Politically incorrect to the max.
Redd Foxx deserved an Emmy.
January 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
60
Troy says:
“…as told by Morgan Freeman.”
Fox, that’s one point for you. You’re up to -16.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
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Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
I’m really hoping that the “touching” story narrated by Morgan Freeman doesn’t involve the Sisters from Shawshank.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:17 pm
62
Albino Tornado says:
I love how Fox doesn’t cover any college football all damned year, then it’s amateur hour for the big games with a pupu platter of Vaskergian, Haden, and Donohue. I guess the #7 Fox NFL team (per wikipedia) is the best we can do during BCS season. I’d rather have the regional FSN broadcast idiots like Dave Lapham.
And Laura Orkut (or whatever the hell her name was) is definitely partying down with the wee folk at the Chocolote Factory.
Oh, and Orson, did Owen Schmitt’s touchdown run look like the longest in Fiesta Bowl history to you? Did it? Don’t make me go to the youtubes.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
Is anyone else watching West Virginia play this game with the tune “Sweet Georgia Brown” in their head? And the Sooners are the Washington Generals?
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
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David Puddy says:
Pat White has “beautiful legs”
Wonder if he waxes…I find shaving to be incredibly bothersome and tedious.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
66
Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
It’s a little known fact that in 1952, Garrett Morris played quarterback for the USF Dons and introduced the “shotgun” formation to whitey.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
62
I wonder what these people do the rest of the year? Are they on call simply for this game? Do they do the weather on the 11pm news in Buffalo and then rush to call the Fox college football games?
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
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Lawrence Ross says:
66
Nice. Best SNL skit ever.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 pm
69
Albino Tornado says:
75 > 54.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LHbZ3T4rzA
Dunno if it is the longest run in Fiesta Bowl history, but it’ll do, Orson, it’ll do.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:34 pm
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Troy says:
@69
Thanks for that. After yesterday, that just hits the spot. Fuck.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm
71
Godfrey says:
“The WVU sideline is going nuts after some Sooner got a handful of Johnny Dingle….” only on Fox.
There’s a reason no one else has ever referred to West Virginia as “WVU” during a broadcast- because it sounds cumbersome, and little bit like an acronym for a CDC recognized pandemic.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
#67 — Google is your friend. You can be subjected to Pat Haden on a regular on the Notre Dame Broadcasting Company, and Vasgergian and Donohue both work NFL for Fox.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
73
OhioDawg says:
It’s unfolding according to OS’s prediction, but I think Stoops has it in him to lose this. The Big 12 may be the most overrated conference of all.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:42 pm
74
baconboy says:
“They shouldn’t let those guys sit next to each other” That’s two great lines tonight.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
75
Rival says:
These Fox announcers don’t even know the rules.
A muffed punt recovered in the end zone by the receiving team is a touch back, not a safety.
The scoreboard operator even gave 2 points to OU momentarily, as it read WVU 20 – OU 11.
Fox – Amateur Hour, except for our awesome robot graphics!
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
76
jakldawg says:
Rival: there’s also nothing amateur about constant pimping of this season’s breakout hits and sponsored replays.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
77
Rival says:
Anyone heard about this “Jumper” movie? Think it’s some kind of grass-roots indy film. Should be good.
I also have this urgent need for Linda Hamilton to show up and beat the shit out of these announcers. Weird.
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
78
Troy says:
The “double you vee you” thing is really starting to annoy me. 1) No one calls it that. 2) It’s HARDER to say than “West Virginia.”
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:02 pm
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jakldawg says:
Troy: plus they leave out the “effing” between the W and V every time.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:05 pm
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sfnrh says:
Great move Stoops…you have all the momentum forcing two three and outs by WVU while scoring a fg and td coming out of the half. Then you take that away by chasing points too early with a failed two point conversion when you haven’t even tried one all season. So to make up for that you call an onside kick that fails. Of course WVU scores a couple of plays later. Game over.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
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Boston Frog says:
Pat White. Holy shit.
That on-side kick was dumb, and it wasn’t just dumb because it didn’t work. It was dumb, period. OU had ALL the momentum and just gave it away. Wow.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
82
Troy says:
So… was Coach Dickrod’s playcalling holding this team back this year? Not saying… just saying…
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
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Skip says:
I don’t mind Pat Haden, but then again I was childhood friends with his son…
How many of these games can Oklahoma lose before voters start punishing them in the polls?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
84
notthequarterback says:
Doug, please tell me you didn’t bet the house on Oklahoma for this one…you’ve been eerily silent lately…
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
85
Lawrence Ross says:
wow.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm
86
Mr Pelican Pants says:
#74
Shiiit….Does Bob Stoops even prepare for a bowl game? At all? Do they ever practice? I keep seeing this promo for a show called “Jumpers” and every time Pat White is always on the screen…that would describe this WFV offense, the start off in one spot and “jump” to the end zone via time and space…….
Note to self: Always, always bet AGAINST Bob Stoops in a bowl game, especially when he is in the Fiesta Bowl….The Fiesta Bowl is Bob Stoops Bermuda Triangle, no? This is where Oklahoma goes to die…on a yearly basis….when did Julio Iglesias start returning kicks? So much for that Big 12 power…..Betcha WFV would love to play Michigan next year…….in a bowl…..that would be awesome
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:14 pm
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El Hombre says:
There’s a good reason that Vasgersian does little more than San Diego Padres games on cable.
Seriously, why are any bowl games going to be on FOX if they give us blatant homerism (Switzer for Oklahoma, Summerall drooling over Frank Broyles both literally and figuratively for Humanity Advanced), people who don’t know the rules and Thom Brennaman? Give me the Daves or at least Joel Meyers (who was tragically born with a lack of emotion, as he proved the one year he replaced Jack Buck for the St Louis Cardinals) any day.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
88
Harvey Wireman says:
1 – Will there be couches saved, if West VA wins big?
2 – Does beating Oklahoma in a bcs bowl game count?
3 – Sooner schooner bafoonery, when will it end?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
89
Harvey Wireman says:
Where is Pat White’s girlfriend – LIttle Miss Andrews with the nice set of hooters and so-so rear end?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
90
fotodog says:
I really hope that the BCS machine puts UGA in the MNC game against OU next year.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:24 pm
91
Boston Frog says:
West. Fuckin’. Virgina.
I refuse to believe that the Pitt game ever happened.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
92
Lawrence Ross says:
Hell to the naw.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 pm
93
citizencrane says:
let me taste the tears of unfathomable sadness.
Its yummy
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
94
fotodog says:
El Hombre,
Fran T for UGA.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:26 pm
95
NewAZTiger says:
The first 20 posts of this thread are gold.
Ameridebt Roxxors your Arse.
Julio Iglesias is the only OU player I know, because he keeps returning kicks.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 pm
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fotodog says:
Did anyone see Haden and Donahue last night in the pastel sweaters?
They looked like the KGB guys in Spies Like Us or queer preppies from the 1950s.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
97
NewAZTiger says:
Dingle with the drop.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:36 pm
98
corn blight says:
defense died this year, didn’t it?
the whole world has become WAC football. it sucks.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
99
NewAZTiger says:
#97 – no it didn’t. It lives at Auburn, where a 3 point lead is like 5 touchdowns.
And now my football watching experience is complete, the “Bedazzler” finally made the big time.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:41 pm
100
fotodog says:
That Devine kid is sorta fast, eh?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
101
NewAZTiger says:
Noel Devine is running like he’s trying to put his couch out.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
102
Orson Swindle says:
Taco Bell: A Big Fan of College Bowl Action.
Hmm….
Taco Bell: A Big Fan of Painful, Stuttering, Burning Toilet Bowl Action
There ya go.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
103
beckett929 says:
Noel Devine running like someone’s after him for child support checks
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
104
Boston Frog says:
Polite request for OU: When TCU comes to Norman next season, please play defense EXACTLY the way you’ve played it tonight. Thanks…
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
105
Signal to Noise says:
Noel Devine is a beast.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
106
VandyJ says:
#100 – as many cocktails to you sir. However you owe me another gin rickey.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:44 pm
107
NewAZTiger says:
Noel Devine is faster than Goose Shit down a Tin Hole.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
108
StageCoach says:
While it is true that, in the past three days, I have consumed enough alcohol to pickle a sperm whale…I swear that Terry Donahue sounds an awful lot like Bob Griese.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
I’m going to vomit if they say one more time that OU has a good defense. WVU is 2 points away from half-a-hundred. If OU has a good defense, then I’d hate to see an average defense.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
110
BigKahunaBurger says:
Is that Romeo Crennel’s younger brother calling plays for WFV?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
111
Signal to Noise says:
Bob Stoops in these BCS games is like Wile E. Coyote — even when he has every damned advantage, that road runner just keeps running past his ass.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
112
Harvey Wireman says:
Looks like the SEC has West VA speed?
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
113
Mack Brown says:
They may call me “Coach February,” but make no mistake Bobby Boy, you will never be referred to as “Coach January”
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:48 pm
114
BigKahunaBurger says:
Nope, Harvey, SEC is at least a half-step slower
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
115
The Humanitarian says:
It’s become a New Year’s tradition of mine to laugh while watching Oklahoma cry in the stands.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
116
Harvey Wireman says:
Has Terry Donohue said anything relevant in the entire telecast?
Even Bob Davie, on the radio broadcast, has said better jibberish.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:53 pm
117
baconboy says:
Hmm…22 players from the WVU roster are from Florida, including Noel Devine, so I’d say that WVU has Florida speed.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
118
NewAZTiger says:
West Virginia has Ludicrous Speed. /Spaceballs
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
119
Soonertruth says:
Hey Bob, the Ravens are ready when you are.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
120
El Hombre says:
#94: my point exactly. Plus, no ads for farm products or Yellawood.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
121
sdcsimmons says:
With Jerry Ross of the WWF on the sideline what’s the likelihood Stoops will unveil a WVU t-shirt at the end of the game and will be announced their next coach.
“OH MY GOD…STOOPS WAS COACHING FOR WVU ALL ALONG!!! AND HERE COMES RODDY PIPER TO KNEE DROP SAM BRADFORD.”
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 pm
122
fotodog says:
Wow the BCS has a great track record this year: 3 games, 3 blow outs.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:00 am
123
NewAZTiger says:
The new prayer of every college football fan:
“Dear Lord, may we stomp every opponent into the ground during the regular season, may we win our conference championship, and may we face OU in a BCS bowl. AMEN.”
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
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corn blight says:
@108. No one has a good defense anymore. No one. Auburn only looks like they have a good defense because everyone gets bored when they play them.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
IF this WVU coach is interviewing for his interim tag to be removed, I’d say he passed the test and is a better user of his available talent….me thinks if Slaton stays in, the Sooners win this one since Devine would not have been turned loose….scratch that, Bob Stoops would have found a way to lose it, looks like he is doing this shit on purpose…..sheesh all these flags youd think we were watching LSU vs somebody……
Its time for another flag, this time sponsored by the Fla Dept of Child Support Division,Special Devine Unit…
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 am
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NewAZTiger says:
#123: It’s the Staring Frog of Sri Lanka defense. Boom Mutherfuckers!!! It’s the answer to the Spread.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:07 am
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Zone Left says:
1 drink for every Schmitt tear?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
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Boston Frog says:
HAHAHAHA, Owen Schmitt pimps ESPN on Fox. Good Lord. And now the tears… FFS, woman, let him go celebrate. Or show him your tits or something…
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
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NewAZTiger says:
#126 – kinda. One Drink off of a Runaway Beer truck for every tear.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
Has there been a more manly cryer this season than Smitty?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Man somebody go give Owen Schmidtt a hug…
Whaddya wanna bet some crazy Mountaineer fans hunt down Coach Rod and tie him from the goalpost in Morgantown???
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 am
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NewAZTiger says:
I think it’s safe to say that Owen Schmitt just cured cancer.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:14 am
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StageCoach says:
Couldn’t SOMEBODY from the Fox crew have told Schmitt he had nothing to apologize for?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 am
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David Puddy says:
As a WVU student and fan, seeing Stew get hoised onto his players’ shoulders and carried on the field, and Owen Schmitt crying…I’ve never felt this much pride in my University. I’m damned proud!
Now, pour me some Schnellenberger scotch to celebrate!
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 am
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oc phil says:
Wow. Starting at the top of the thread and reading the comments by brb614 and anapolis doug was sure good for a laugh.
I’m confused by brb though, why is an apparent Buckeye acting like a corndog with the onepeat crap?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 am
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Boston Frog says:
Great win, WVU. Man, you have a fun team to watch.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 am
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StageCoach says:
127
+100 to you. I thought I was the only one who caught that ESPN pimp job.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 am
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David Puddy says:
#131
Yes, yes he did.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am
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StageCoach says:
So, 176 passing and 150 rushing adds up to “…over 350 yards of offense…”
W-ByGod-V math?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am
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Dinknflicka says:
Owen Schmitt’s postgame interview was, for me, the single greatest moment of this college football season. You get the distinct impression from watching him play tonight and listening to him afterward that all he cares about his state and his team, and he will flat-out punish anyone that tries to otherwise convince him. Congratulations and thank you, Owen, you magnificent brutal bastard.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:24 am
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StageCoach says:
How is it that the Buckeyes have played in the Fiesta Bowl 32 times in the past 29 years and never once lucked into the Oklahoma free pass victory?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:25 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Did Fox just sign off by saying you could almost smell the burning couch cushions from here?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 am
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Boston Frog says:
If all these AP voters are going to vote USC No. 1, why not look at WVU? Two losses, one on the road to a good-ish team, the other at home to a very bad team…sound familiar? WVU’s bowl win was much more impressive than USC’s, too.
Just saying and all…
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:26 am
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StageCoach says:
Annapolis Doug
You’ve been on a roll the past couple of days. Thank you for the entertainment!
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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Ryan says:
yes, that actually did just happen.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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Aaron says:
Owen Schmitt is a stud bleeding from the lip looking scary can still shed a few tears about his team and this game. You can tell how mush this game met to him and his team.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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crimson daddy says:
I wish I could say that that was the first time I’d ever seen a guy with no neck and a mohawk cry.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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NewAZTiger says:
#137, thanks for the compliments, but, uh, don’t you have a couch to burn?
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:27 am
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StageCoach says:
141
Yes, they did. Personally, I am not surprised that anyone on that crew is an experienced couch cushion sniffer. OK, maybe a bit surprised they’d admit it on such a public forum.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 am
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PortTrojan says:
Too bad Rodriguez didn’t take the Michigan job before the Pitt game. And thanks to the Rose Bowl committe for bypassing WVA because that would’ve been a much worse matchup than USC-IliNOT. Fuckers.
Congratulations to coach Stewart. Well done.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:30 am
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NewAZTiger says:
I think it’s safe to say that the Rose Bowl has the worst bowl committee out there. They’re so crusty they’re wishbony…
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
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rastasooner says:
Bob Stoops is drinking way too much eggnog during the holidays.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
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Steve in Houston says:
Poor Mack Brown. He can’t even win the race to be most overrated coach in his division, much less his conference, much less the country.
Stoops beats him, again.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:33 am
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PortTrojan says:
I got the WordPress warning. I think I double posted. Sorry.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:35 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Bob Stoops is the Mark Levy of the BCS.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:36 am
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NewAZTiger says:
And by Mark, I mean Marv.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:37 am
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WVUPhiSig1988 says:
Rich who?
Man did you guys underestimate the WVU Mountaineers! Is this game a statement … a vindication or what? How about Pat White? What can you say about Owen Schmitt? And Noel Devine – wow!
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 am
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D-nice says:
Even though USC, Georrgia, and WVU all played fantastic bowl games, I don’t think there will be an AP split. All teams playing fantastic, but really all reams have huge marks on theri resume. All teams could probaly win the NC right now, but each had a horrible loss. Then again, OSU’s loss to Illinois now looks that much worse.
I acually think Georgia and USC’s bowl wins hurt them a little bit. The competition was exposed as somewhat fraudulent. If GA and USC had played each other, then the winner would really have a chance at being voted AP No. 1.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:46 am
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shovel pass says:
What a great game. I came away with just one question though.
DOES THE OU BAND KNOW ANY OTHER FUCKING SONG TO PLAY THAN BOOMER SOONER?
If I would have had a drink every time I heard it, I would have been dead before half time. Honestly, those kids must have been so boared playing the same song after every fucking play….weather their team did something good or not.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Look, a pic of Stoops after the game.
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:49 am
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John Radcliff says:
Woot! Woot!
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:16 am
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Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
The Marv Levy reference reminds me of an old Bills joke from when they made a habit of imitating the Washington Generals during a run of Super Bowl appearances.
“How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a flat tire?”
“One. Unless, it’s a blowout. Then they all show up.”
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:27 am
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Mr. Wrong says:
Awesome effort and result, WVU. Didn’t think you had it in you after the Pitt debacle. it could be bigger for the overall health of the program than anyone thinks. Seeing a team bounce back like that looks good to everyone, recruits included.
January 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 am
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oc phil says:
#157 D-nice: Agreed, there is no way the AP will split the championship this year. The only reason it happened in 2004 was because USC was #1 at the end of the regular season. Interestingly the computers that kept USC out of the BCS game that year are the same ones that ranked VA Tech ahead of LSU this year.
If LSU wins then Georgia, USC, and WVU all deserve it about as much, but LSU will get the championship. I agree that a Georgia-USC winner might have had a shot at splitting the title.
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:09 am
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OhioDawg says:
The Big 12 stinks, and Bob Stoops is grossly overrated.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:06 am
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rifle762 says:
What happened to Vincent? He discovered dollar beer night at the Varsity and that white chicks would ball him every night of the week. Hard to fault the young man.
January 3rd, 2008 at 7:05 am
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Annapolis Doug says:
Anyone have a bankruptcy lawyer that they would rec?
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:33 am
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Doug says:
Back when I did my “Simpsons” post that compared Oklahoma to Superintendent Chalmers, I caught some flak from Oklahoma fans for wondering out loud when Bob Stoops was going to stop getting punked in BCS games. That was two years ago.
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 am
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Brian says:
I’d like to point out that the only recent National Title the Sooners and Stoops won was over a controversial choice, Florida St. The Seminoles actually lost to #3 team with an identical record that year, Miami (The U lost to #4 Washington).
Miami steamrolled in the Sugar Bowl that year, and quite possibly may have won it all over Sooner Nation if given the chance. I remember Bowden’s comments after the Sooner victory that given how FSU played that game, maybe the U was right and deserved its chance more. That U team featured several players making a major impact on Sundays (Ed Reed, Jon Vilma, D.J. Williams, Portis, McKinnie, Shockey, etc.).
January 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 am
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JM J Bullock says:
The only better ending to this game would have been the seeing THE MALE BATON TWIRLER for WVU SING OKLAHOMA at the end of the game.. Taunting from the WVU band.. 2 SNAPS
January 4th, 2008 at 9:33 am