LOLCFB: NEW YEAR'S DAY

I just went to check the fax machine at my work place and two Auburn fans chop blocked me. My fucking knee hurts.

Oh shit, gotta do it in lolcatz form.

Owie, mah neez hurtz. Awbarn chops blocks me. Bai ACLz

That last one reaches out to me. It’s more than just the story of Wisconsin in the Outback Bowl yesterday. It captures what being a Badger is all about.

Auburn would find a way to chop block Stephen Hawking or a kid from the Make A Wish deal and then blame it on “inexperience”.

#4, well, they were new employees.

One of the many great burdens of being over 30 is that I really don’t get these “LOLCFB” things.

Except the one with the Arkansas QB. That’s pretty funny.

The LOLDICK pretty much made it all better

Anyone notice early during the Mich/Fla game that one of the first commercials was about some badass road warrior looking dude trying to get kittens on his Cap 1credit card?

I wonder if Lloyd has kittens on his card.

Note also that Petey C. is like 15 feet tall in the trapeze one.

I’m in ur bakfeeldz, destroin yur draft rankinz.

I can haz latr kikoff?

/Cotton Bowl attendee

zomglolzpwnd…. if ur an online gamer, you understand this fluidly…

wtfdiepwnd draft rankinz…

WoW is killing me slowly… I’m barely even human anymore….

The Casey Dick one is definitely the best.

@12
Run away. Run far far away. 15 months and counting WoW free!

They’re like lolcats… only with football players instead of cats.

Now… how about updating that Texas Tech-Virginia score… don’t just make one blurb about Virginia leading 16-7 and then leave people hanging.

Is that Major Wright’s leg the Michigan receivers are holding?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s what’s in Casey Dick’s head every time he throws.

pffft. Casey dick’s head. Will I ever grow up? Fuck no, I’m a toys R us kid

…..you know….cause….it kinda sounds like he is saying dickhead…….

The sad part is… Casey Dick will find his way onto the Dallas Cowboys roster someday because of Jerry Jones.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/solidkane/tepwnd.jpg

As far as the Michigan game goes, that was really a job interview process for the coaches that were leaving…good game plan by the Def Coordinator…..Running backs coach needs to teach more of taking care of the ball-type instruction….O-Line did a good job, D-line did too….I think all their stock went up with that performance, especially the defense…no wonder Michigan fans were so pissed this year watching all that talent go to waste….and lose to App State, which, is to blame for this whole fucked up season…Still have no answer why this team couldnt beat them,and Im sure they all were healthy, I guess they got outcoached on that game…..Oh, Florida needs to go buy a secondary….

Seriosuly, I’d have though there’d be a little more coverage of the antic of the S.S. Leach on here. Especially seeing how they managed to win a game in which they gave up 2 safeties. I haven’t even seen that in a video game.

The genius in that is, they were unintentional intentional safeties, part of a bigger plan of pirate mental warfare, of spotting someone 4 points, then getting them back in the very end. Take that, Peter Pan!
Yo ho ho, a Pirates wife fer me…….

Perhaps I just remember the Bears steamrolling the Saints after Reggie Bush flipped into the endzone during last year’s NFC Championship game, but my first thought when that USC player did the same thing yesterday was that I’d kick that guy’s ass if I were his teammate. (Seven minutes into the game, and you turn a completely demoralizing score for the opponent into a potential rallying point by being stupid? Jackass.)

Then again, if I were that guy’s teammate at USC, I’d have more Hollywood starlets hanging off me than I could count, so maybe I wouldn’t care too much after all.

I’m confused. Are there two Michigan players behind Matthews (or rather, in front of him)?

Papa Lou BSU: To give you an idea how much of a joke the “Layin’ down like dogs and not Fightin’” Illini were yesterday, USC got three of those unsportsmanlike penalties in a row after scoring TDs and nobody cared, not the coaches, players or fans. When the game is so out of hand, let the players have some fun and celebrate (not to TO levels, though, since that is sometimes, on occasion, obnoxious). If so insulted by the celebrations, then stop the other team from scoring, sheeeesh….

Stephen Hawkings doesn’t need his ACL.

And, for those who watch the food network, Emeril uses Auburn Chop Blocks exclusively.

Illinois was the equivalent of the chained goat in Jurassic Park.

Jackasses Dept:

I think some of those Illini-ies (or whatever inidan/native american group they insult) were heavily recruited by USC (Martez Wilson?, Benn?) and Name Redacted beat out Pete Carroll, methinks.

I bet those dudes feel like jack-asses right about now, embarassments on a national scale, with coulda-woulda-shouldas about being on the other team winning at record levels, in Southern California with weather and babes that is about as nice as you can get.

Where are the Mangino pictures?

Out of 30 comments, and only 1 makes mention of it.

A repeat of Tim @26, why is there a “3rd leg” in the first picture of the Michigan guys? Adrian Arrington is currently laughing at Lee Corso and his baby’s arm.

It’s an arm, and there are two of them. Someone shorter than Mathews must be sanding between them, possibly at a slight angle.

30,31 Well, Mathews and Arrington are both congratulating Manningham’s after he scored a TD.

Anyway, it looks like Arrington could be coughing, maybe in addition to the prostate exam they’re also checking for a hernia.

Perhaps the two players there make it extra xtreem.

I kind of see now what’s going on, but the (insert technical photography term here) makes it look very strange that there is someone between them.

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Can’t do it yet… 2nd toon is at 66 now… i just don’t…

have.

the.

stones.

I would like to get the digital picture of the two tuba players shown.
Any idea how I can get this? I am the father of one of the players and would like to have this for the scrapbook.
Thanks.