MAHALO-VERDRIVE: THE NIGHT SHIFT, UGA/HAWAII

Speaking of Franz Ferdinand, did anyone else see the “Franz Ferdinand frontman assassinated by Gavrilo Princip bassist” Onion article?

Oh yeah, and ESSEEESEE!!!!

I’m starting to get nervous. These Hawai’i players appear to be insane. Those tribal tattoos are a bit much…

Did Fox just play “Who Let the Dogs out”? Horror of horrors.

That is quite the Southern good-ol-boy mullet Fran’s got.

@#1:
Yes, British Sea Power is expected to be deployed too.

i can’t believe this college football season is almost frikkin over. I already didnt have a life as it was! oh well, war eagle and go dawgs.

Bonerama?!?

Seriously?!?!?!?

is the band that just played the national anthem called Bonerama? ha-ha

watching the game in honolulu. hawaii is going nuts right now. i was nearly killed at jack in the box at 4 am for telling a tattoo faced local that i’m cheering for uga.

Why do all the hawaii players look about 26 years old?

Oh, and the Fark Rose Bowl thread, for the commercial breaks (dont know how to post links)

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3283684

Franz Ferdinand huh?

That reminds me of the time a few years ago when we spent New Years in Vienna and desperately sought out a place to watch some football as I suffered through an acute case of withdrawl. Managed to finda a bar and see most of the Cotton Bowl (Texas over LSU) and the Rose (OU/WSU) . Nice change of pace from 3 Opera/Symphony experiences in 7 days.

Oh and Fran Takenton?!?!? Uh…mmmm….That really is Incredible that they managed to excevate him for this. As per my prior complaint Herr Swindle, plz use you new influence to protect us from such horrors in the future.

getting nervous…come on, DAWGS…

ragincajunrebel:
    i can relate… i was at the Bama vs. ULM game (hilarious stuff for an auburn fan) , and i walked up to somebody afterwards and yelled that Bear wasn’t a good coach. he wanted to throttle me.

I dunno Jamidawg. Tarkenton, alumni heroics and all isn’t likely to bring you luck.

I hate to admit it, but USC should probably have been in the MNC game. They are scary good. I think they would have hung half a hundred on whoever they played in a bowl.

Wow, Tarkenton’s pushing 70, and I remember him in the NFL.

Time for another beer…

Dudes…Bonerama kicks the shit. Check ‘em out next time you’re down here in Lake New Orleans.

What the fuck is all these penalties? hahaha

That’s an ugly way to start the game. 2 penalties and a badly thrown pass. Hawaii looks unsettled.

Don’t quite remember him in the NFL (although I’m sure I was proped up in front of the teveee during the waning years of his career) but yeh, the need for more alcohol is acute.

nasty hit, rainbow warriors!

The BCS on Fox! Featuring the reanimated corpse of Pat Summerall and a third tier NFL color man, and now a baseball announcer with a bottomless sack of dramatic cliches and a third tier college color man!

The dawgs seem quite a bit larger than the Rainbow Warriors. Nice catch and run, then deliver the hit. AND a first down inside the 40.

that’s not good info about Moreno…the ankle business worries me….and seriously, where did they find these announcers? I miss Uncle Verne.

Touchdown, Moreno looks fine from here.

Gotta agree about the broadcast team, we need the Verne.

So what is with UGA’s unis?

Once you go black, you never go back?

Blackout in New Orleans…am waiting for them to “crank dat, soulja boy”….

As soon as guest leave I’m muting and switching to radio. This is unbearable.

Heh heh, Moreno was showing Herschel Walker the soulja boy in a pregame spot. Herschel wasn’t having any part of it. Probably blow out a knee.

USC is good.

USC is really good.

Also, unless Hawaii is a little starstruck at playing in the Sugar Bowl, this is going to be a long and painful game for GaTech fans everywhere.

rainbows showing some offense….dawgs seem to be jumping all over the place…thank God we did not play USC in the Rose….

every time they cut to the Hawaii fans with all the grass and palms and shit, I think I am watching “South Pacific”…

Anyone with IRC – Chatzilla, etc – irc://procyon.com/edsbs is open for some live chat.

No one could control Johnny Five until Michael McKeon came along…

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Wait a minute…Tech has fans?

Hawai’i is such a freaking fraud. BYU would have been a better choice from the non-BCS set…and that’s as backhanded as a compliment (or complement? I never know) can get.

By the way, if we had a playoff, would anybody bet against USC?

Interesting to note that Orson is taking the high road with Zook getting his rear end handed to him tonight royally. Hats off.

have to say, Orson was classy about the Fla loss and being cool to Carr…and classy about Zook…as much as I am sick of USC, that was fun to watch…and somebody clue those fucking announcers in that it is “Glory, Glory to Ol’ GA”….NOT “Glory, Glory Halloluah”…honestly….

Re: CTP93 @ #11

And Auburn fans wonder why people think they are such pricks…

Damn, this Georgia-Hawaii game will end up like the USC-Illinois game….matter of fact….Georgia vs USC would have been THE game….Michigan vs Mizzou would have been pretty good too…..Once Florida has the starpower on defense to match the starpower on offense, they will be contenders….but Georgia looms on the horizon as the team to beat next year in the SEC…Kudo’s to Michigan, thanks to Mike Hart, they didnt blow Fla completely off the field since Fla looked like they couldnt defend the run or the pass at any time….sheesh 600 yrds of offense droppped on ya

Eh, Pelican Pants. How ’bout Oklahoma. Beatdown Missou who looked pretty good today.

Ellipses are no substitute for semicolons, y’all. Meanwhile, I have turned off the commentary and thrown on a Martin Denny record in a desperate attempt to inspire Hawaii.

Hawaii is lucky Stafford couldn’t accurately complete a pass if his next beer depended on it. Otheriwise they’d be reall fucked.

1. - Big 12 #2 vs SEC #6. Oh, and that SEC team doesn’t have a HC.

Stafford needs to settle down…he is looking to throw a pick….damn holding call….have we lost the rhythm already? and I like using ellipses, # 42

thats “otherwise”… real

Thom Brennaman is automated, right? Or did he just pre-record his call for the game tonight?

“Brennan sacked… First down, Moreno… Touchdown, Georgia!” And that’s a wrap, Thom…

You should have a drinking game for any game broadcast by Fox.

A 3 man rush and that leaves 8 men to cover? Really, Charlie? Thanks for pointing out the painfully obvious. Which one of your spotters let you know that 8 men were covering?

How about this, Charlie? By using man coverage on the outside receivers with three men playing short, medium and deep zones, Georgia forces Colt to throw the ball into a tight space.

That’s how you analyze a game, you simpleton.

Everything about this game except Georgia is completely bush league.

Hey, Hawai’i, try playing some tough games on the road sometime. TCU’s been to Norman and Austin since 2005 (and won in Norman) and is headed to Baton Rouse, Arkansas, Columbus and back to Norman in years to come. Hawai’i played two 1-AA teams at home this year.

They are what we knew they were…

dear god. please give us a fucking defense next year. particularly one that does not have wondy pierre-shittý on it.

i know the whole thing about cheering on the SEC. i was happy for UCF getting Cr00merzed, and kentucky, fuck even the aubie win. but cheering for georgia when i see these fans. and living in the A. i just can’t.

uf/uga will be a good one next year though.

This UGA’s death…

/Vick joke

Where is your unbeaten season, now?

Okay, a question for you all: aside from Missouri making a strong case that they should be in the BCS, and what I’m guessing will be VaTech beating Kansas pretty badly and Hawaii being pretty overrated, what would you guys like to see in the Big Five bowls? I’d call

NCG: LSU v. OSU
Orange Bowl: Virginia Tech v. Missouri
Rose Bowl: USC v. Illinois (really, who else from the Big Ten can you take?)
Sugar Bowl: Georgia v. BC
Fiesta Bowl: Oklahoma v. WVU

Honestly, it’s tough to pick another team, but you can’t add Tennessee/Auburn, and I think BC would be better than Clemson from the ACC.

Charles Davis is fucking brutal

They may call him an analyst, but for fucks sake he is anything but

The Rose Bowl slavish obsession with Big 10-Pac 10 cost us what would have been the best game of the year in Georgia-USC. The BCS needs to review it’s at-large rules.

What does the lack of a tight end have to do with Georgia’s ability to force Colt out of the pocket? Finish the thought, Charlie.

How about this for analysis? Hawai’i needs to float its running back into the flat to take advantage of the absence of D gap coverage.

Or, Hawai’i needs to switch to timing patterns and quick hits such as a slant route to keep Colt from making reads while standing in the pocket. He is not making the reads because of Georgia’s mix of man and zone coverages.

That’s how you analyze a game, you mental midget.

True that, #57..when he started babbling about the lack of a tight end, I was like…wuh? Anyhow, I think Ga should have played Missouri in the Sugar…they got ripped by not being in the BCS.

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Rose: USC vs. Mizzou (This could have happened!!! But the Rose Bowl puts loyalty above sanity)
Sugar: Georgia vs. Arizona State (Fuckin’ a they were Pac-10 co-champs for christ sake)
Fiesta: Oklahoma vs. West Virginia
Orange: Va Tech vs. Florida (Did they not have the Heisman trophy winner AND were they not ranked ahead of Illinois in the BCS standings)
NT: LSU vs. OSU Fuck why not

Sorry Hawaii you blow
Sorry Kansas you played absolutely no one

USC-UGA, UH-[Redacted], OU-Kansas, and VT-WVU

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That’s three SEC teams and that’s against BCS rules.

Furthermore, can someone explain to me why Hawaii can hand out time outs to UGA on the assumption that their defense could stop UGA from marching up the field, which they haven’t done at all? Or is this guy just some lobotomized make-a-wish recipient who wanted to call a BCS game?

Hawaii’s #29, Kenan Jones, is a punk.

@ #51

I know exactly what you mean. I felt the same way about cheering for UF in the Cap One (Citrus) Bowl today! Cheering for the SEC is important, but it’s sometimes damn difficult to cut the ties of a rivalry!

How much longer does Fox own the BCS? This is fucking horrid.

If you switched out Vandy for Hawaii in the SEC this season, what would the ’Bows record be? I say no better than 8-4.

What u say?

I say, the ’bows would be 7-5 pr maybe 6-6….think of 6-6 South Carolina…who plays way better than these guys…as I listen to “Somewhere over the Rainbow”…..

what? you mean you guys didnt like the 5 minute montage dedicated to dolt brennan’s shattered and shitty life?

and who’s this guy on now? and where the fuck is john salley when you need him. at least he’s marginally funny in that sort of.. you know. ethnic way :-\

SOMEBODY should have busted out the theme to Magnum, P.I. for halftime.

1. - As long as Rupert Murdoch’s pockets continue to overflow with insane amounts of cash. And that will continue (unfortunately) at least as long as The Simpsons and American Idol stay on the air.

ABC mismanaged their MNF and BCS packages by not shelling out the money to keep them. They’ll probably do whatever it takes to keep the Rose Bowl (at least in theory – stranger things have happened).

The halftime show is a joke. Seth Rogen’s older, paunchier brother is hosting it. Frank Tarkenton? Really? How many people under the age of 35 remember him?

Arrgggh, more brutal Fox coverage for the Fiesta tomorrow. Curses.

It’s a shame Hawaii isn’t playing better, I hear they were going to play “THAT’S INCREDIBLE” everytime UH did something well to tease Fran. That’s an 80’s show reference to you kiddies out there.

I cannot believe this Fox shit…and they are the remainder of the bowl games….help.

Must they tell us about Richt’s wife working on the Georgia sideline every goddamn game?

Colt, it’s time to fake an injury. You’re costing yourself millions of NFL dollars every time you drop back.

Georgia’s D: Honk if you sacked a Heisman finalist.

#56

From what I understand of the BCS selection rules, the Bowl replacing the #1 team (ie Rose), cannot pick as its a replacement a school from the #2 team’s conference without the permission of the Bowl losing the #2 team (in other words, the Rose Bowl would have needed the Sugar Bowl’s permission to get Georgia.) Somehow, I doubt the Sugar Bowl would give up Georgia.

Now they could have taken Missouri….but USC-Georgia would not have happened even if the Rose Bowl wasn’t slavishly married to tradition.

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Talking about Kathryn every football game is better than the Greene – Pollack love fest

If we were to chart Brennan’s draft stock throughout this game, the chart might mirror that of Enron in 2001.

1. - the International Bowl and the GMAC bowl will save you.

Damn. The RDE got there so fast I thought it was a screen. They may want to consider blocking somoebody before Brennan starts losing internal organs.

Sorry, LDE.

Colt’s draft stock is really improving. He may go as high as… What? The Canadian Football League does not draft import players? Never mind.

He will look great in Toronto’s double blue color scheme.

Colt Brennan R.I.P.

It might be time to bring Bonerama back onto the field.

Sad thing is UGA is running about 60% right now. Rush 5-6 and stay with Moreno and……Jesusgod…….

This Fox Broadcast would be great if the Cryptkeeper made a cameo.

Hell, if ESPN can interview Neuheisel for an entire quarter of the Peach Bowl, Fox can call up the Cryptkeeper to spice this broadcast up.

Number of opponents from BCS conferences Hawai’i has beaten ON THE ROAD since the inception of the BCS in 1998: Zero. None. 0.

Hawai’i’s last road win over a “BCS” opponent (which actually pre-dates the BCS itself: Cal in 1994.

Are the Hawaii recievers doing the Worm just before trying to catch the ball? I swear, they’re falling more on artificial turf than Linda Lovelace did.

A big hale & hearty FUCK YOU to the Rose Bowl Committee.

Way to go, BCS. Great match-ups so far. And how about that Rose Bowl!

Yeah, a playoff would suck. Preserve the tradition of the bowls!

Hairstyles? Really? Is this what we’ve come to? For fuck’s sake.

b-frog Hawaii did best Washington, pretty sure they are bcs, PAC-10 but bcs. UGA is just pretty damn good and Hawaii is not bcs good. Go DAWGS

As much as I love the Dawgs…this game is killing me…thanks to the fucking BCS for some horrible match-ups….we’re starting to play sloppy and uninspired…that means more picks from Stafford and Hawaii just chewing off their leg to get out of the trap.

Hawai’i beat Washington in Hawai’i. I was talking about road victories. Hawai’i has lots of recent victories over BCS teams—all on the Islands.

Pretty sure that Georgia will be be Top 5 to start next year, the way they’re looking. And, they’re chock-full of underclassmen.

you know its a bad bowl game when you are wanting a commercial so you can get more peanuts and Dr. P….

Man, this is getting ugly. Please Fox, just iso on the Georgia cheerleaders for the 4th quarter, please?

well now all they have to talk about is mike bobo’s kids……we need munson back badly.

Worst…Bowl…Ever…

I’m trying, trying to keep watching this game because I know the clock is ticking on the college football season. But it’s so painful.

I am pissed off because this horrid dreck is the last I will see of the Dawgs until Sept…I hate the off season…bowls are frustrating..

LOL at the “overrated” chants. Also, this is the longest third quarter ever.

Hey Thom, Hey Charles – It is ABSOLUTELY fucking necessary to chant out what frauds these guys are. We must never have more noise as to how a WAC or some such team is EVER legit.

I hope the Dawgs hang 60. I also want to see what punks these Hawaii fools are. Humiliate the stew out of them so they never come back to the mainland thinking they belong.

Why the fuck are they talking about Brown’s parents? I am about to kill myself….

This should shut up the whiney fucks who always bitch about an undefeated team not playing for the national championship and argue bias against a non-BCS league. Undefeated means nothing without playing someone. And, I’m not even saying that a team needs to have a top 30 schedule, just play someone, anyone. Get a couple of solid wins, and then we can maybe talk “playing for it all”. Seriously, nothing against Hawaii’s players, they didn’t make the schedule and they went out and beat everybody. And, I know that Washington could have been a better win if Washington didn’t suck so much, but still.

UGA cheerleader shot. Drink.

“We’re not seeing Hawaii at their best”

No, we are seeing Hawaii at their best against a good school, whose “best” is better. Stupid BCS crap….

At some point, I guess we will put either all the seniors on the field or just fuckin leave. I am wondering, just to keep it interesting, if Caleb King will play at all?

I have seriously aged like 10 years in the third quarter of this game. AND THEY JUST SHOWED THE WRONG PLAY FOR REVIEW…

Can we go back to talking about hair? This “defense” of Hawai’i is a bit embarrassing, and just awkward given that it’s happening during a completely dominating performance by Georgia. “Don’t look at the beatdown behind the curtain…”

Richt rules! I love that he won’t give them an inch.

These announcers can kiss my ass. The “whole” country does not want to see these frauds succeed. We want the little pups to stay under the porch where they belong.

I know at this point it’s just nostalgia, but why no Lumpkin?

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Absolutely agree. I’m a huge proponent of equal access for non-BCS schools (being a fan of one), but Hawai’i’s schedule smelled fraudulent from a long way off. Frankly, it pisses me off that Hawai’i gets the paycheck for playing Charleston Southern and Eastern Washington at home while my school actually tests itself (and sometimes wins) in places like Norman, Austin and (coming up) Columbus. Hawai’i took the punk’s way in and got punked.

Besides, Hawai’i can’t win games against decent teams on the road. Seriously, BYU—from among the non-BCS set—would have at least given Georgia a better game.

There was no Boise or Utah this year, though. Those teams were legit and proved it.

Is this the slowest game ever?

Thom Brennamen calling a football game is bad enough. Thom Brennamen with time on his hands to talk about whatever he wants is fucking excruciating. Christ.

oh my God…the challenge is killing me…can’t we all just go home? And where is Lumkpin? help?!! Somebody make this interesting…..

SEC football — “We got that wood!”

He’s better than Mark Jones. though. Or Pam Ward. lol

Hey, if you loved the USC-ILLinois game and the Ga vs Hawaii blowout….just wait, tomorrow we get another nailbiter with Oklahoma vs WFV…..who has no coach and the Sooners, like USC, are playing their best ball lately……the Big East hadnt represented so far, dont think it will start tomorrow either……no wonder Rich hauled ass……fixing to REALLY get exposed, if ya thought Pitt was a tough game….WFV get to keep your couches intact for awhile……

These announcers absolutley blow and are blatently trying to defend the matchup and Hawaii. Just admit what it is; UGA playing dominant football against an inferior opponent

Thom Brennamen: “Why is Richt even wasting our time with this challenge?”
Referee: “Play reversed.”
Thom Brennamen: “What an asshole. Doesn’t he want Hawaii to do well?”

Things I’ve done during this challenge.

Painted the house
Climbed Mt. Everest

I cannot believe that it is still the 3rd quarter….Is it 2009 yet?

You know its a blowout when June Jones’s wikipedia page already is chalking this up as a loss in the 3rd quarter.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/June_Jones

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How many times?

Watching this game is like watching Hostel, except without frivolous nudity scenes. I’m waiting for Marcus Howard to take a blowtorch to Colt Brennan’s eye.

We just temporarily lost the game there for about 2 minutes (Comcast Cable in South Florida). I thought it was someone trying to save us all from this broadcast, but alas, the horror has returned.

Oops, it was Northern Colorado, not Eastern Washington. Whatever.

haha, best line of the night by one of the two stooges in the booth.
“A lot of people in new orleans looked like oga (the bulldog) waking up this morning.” I love that one.

Lets all pitch in and buy Thom a netjets card – since he seems to be upset that he doesn’t have one – to get him as far away from the microphone as possible.

Okay, Jimmy Johnson hair gel jokes are like from 1996….Can we go home yet?

Georgia vs Michigan would have been a good game…..
USC vs Oklahoma would be a good game……
Mizzou vs Fla wouldve been a good match….
Seriously…..do some coaches just break out laughing when they see who they are playing in the bowl schedule? I am sure half of Georgias starters are on Bourboin Street right now…..

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Twice.

Fuck the BCS selectiion committee. These are horrible games. And, I don’t blame the teams (Illinois, Hawaii, possibly Kansas). If someone offers you a BCS bowl and the check that goes with it, you don’t politely decline.

Leaving out Mizzou was insane. Including Illinois, a little less insane, but Florida was more deserving (even considering the Michigan loss). Including Hawaii was stupid based on their schedule. I think everyone assumed that since Boise State pulled off the seemingly impossible last year, that that is now going to be the norm for an undefeated non-BCS team. It’s not. I hope for the sake of the bowls that Kansas shows something and the Orange Bowl is a good game.

OK, I’m pretty sure if I were blind and tuned in 15 minutes ago, I wouldn’t even know this was a football game and would think I had stumbled on Hawaii’s version of one of those “season recap” shows teams all put together. When was the last time Georgia was even mentioned? 10pm?

If I were a UGA fan, I’d be borderline homicidal about the announcing.

I think this proves that the Samoan race, as athletes, do not compare with the Dirty South Athletes….
Hey when did the President from “24” start selling car insurance…..I’m covered…my agent is Jack Bauer…woe be unto you if ya hit my car….

“Spirituality”? These announcers should be banned by the Geneva Convention.

so… let’s see…what does this game prove?….

WE NEED A FUCKING PLAYOFF….. DUMP SHITBAG TEAMS LIKE HAWAII BEFORE THE SEMI-FINALS AND DON’T WASTE GOOD BOWLS ON TEAMS LIKE THIS

UGA vs USCw… now that would have been a game

Wow, talk about an “eyeball-scorching trunking”. Hawaii has to be trying to outdo tOSU’s “new heights in awfulness” extravaganza from last year.

Brennan’s pro prospects?

Remember he’s not “just a system quarterback.”

131: luckily, they’re also calling the MNC Game next week. Yay.

I don’t care what you guys think of this game, it’s great because it now shuts up my friends and coworkers who were buying into the ‘Hawaii hasn’t lost and they should be in the MNC game’ bullshit.

Colt Brennan, after that hit, curled up, rocking back and forth chanting “Find…a…..happy…..place…….FIND A HAPPY PLACE>>>>GOD MAKE THEM STOP HITTING ME!!!!!!”

Colt Brennan, after that hit, curled up, rocking back and forth chanting “Find…a…..happy…..place…….FIND A HAPPY PLACE>>>>GOD MAKE THEM STOP HITTING ME!!!!!!”

UGA = AP National Champs???

#138—I am about in the same place as Colt Brennan…what a waste of a game…a BCS game, no less…we should have played Missouri.

at least in tomorrow’s game, we can say WVU at least have atheletes great at making something out of nothing and an keep the game interesting…. unlike Hawaii and Illinois… and like Va Tech will show kansas in the Orange Bowl….

How the fuck do the announcers know so fucking much about the players’ PARENTS???? This is bizarre! If they talk about how long someone else’s parents have been married again…wait, Hawaii just scored…it’s a game!

This,my friends, is what you call….Hawaii…let us introduce you to what we like to call here in the states
“The Woodshed”…….now, you need to go see the nice Georgia people behind it, they have something they want to share with you……
Holy Shit they scored/…….look out they may come back if they can score every 2 minutes….Please Hawaiians, sit the fuck down……its the fourth quarter, its your first TD…of the night….fuck yo band…….after this game, Hawaii, all your weed belongs to UGA…

141: at least in the Rose Bowl it was interesting in the 3rd quarter, when Illinois looked like they would make it 21-17. At least they kept it semi-competitive for a while before they rolled over and died. This, on the other hand, is just sad and embarrassing from the start.

But at least they’re having fun out there, or some such shit. I’m just waiting for the inevitable Brett Favre reference.

This is just freakin’ awful. Previous BCS-busters have been given shite teams to play (think Utah-Pitt, or that Boise had to pull miracle stuff to eke out a win against the weakest of the 6 conf champs) – but Hawaii got to take a bite of what might be the hottest team in the country. If Utah had been made to play Texas (or Cal, for that matter) in 2004, or if Boise had run into USC in 2006, things would have been different.

UGA should be ordered to bite clean through the leg of anybody who calls time out for the rest of the game…then set loose on Thom-boy’s nuts.

anybody want to guess the score of next years florida hawaii opener in gainesville.

Missouri got so royally screwed. Illinois got so incredibly lucky (until today).

Hawai’i was always a fraud.

Bobby Decatur…hey, Lumpkin is in!

On a serious note. Brennan left the game with a concussion.

Tis is at least the third time this year it’s happened. Remember the hellacious shot he took in the Boise game?

There is no way in hell Brennan should be eligible for the draft. He is done as a football player.

IS Colt Brennan crying under that towel?

VandyJ, this Hawai’i team is not even close to the level where Utah and Boise were playing. Especially Utah—that was a good team.

Is it just my DirecTV or did the audio just go to crap? Seriously, can we get an executive order banning FOX from ever showing college football again? WTF would you let somebody who doesn’t show college football before January 1 have almost the whole damn BCS??

Next request…..have the Hawaiians play the Alaskans to see who gets to come to the mainland…..God Georgia is playing the backups….I was hoping that Georgia will hang “half a hundred” on those hippy ass Samoans and their fake timeouts……Only way they can win is to have a 4th qtr Surfing contest in the 9th Ward……..Katrina jokes…Too soon?

UGA called the timeout because they are have run out of ways of showing how full of shit the BCS is with their pairings.

I hope UGA scores a TD here. The SEC pwns all.

dude, the backup is better than brennan?

Seriously, the announcers really need to STFU about Hawai’i.

Georgia’s secondary is doing their impersonation of UF’s secondary.

I am so done…Cox is in…we are officially done here folks…but wait, the hawaii backup just threw a bomb.
If they keep scoring touchdowns, they could beat us.

Where’s the automatic flag on the Hawaii player for taking his helmet off?

Is Thom Brennamen really complaining about Georgia trying to run up the score? In a BCS game? With the backups in?

#153—true that, they need to STFU about hawaii and their brotherhood, and their parents and island bullshit and June Jones and the car accident and the criminal backgrounds of apparently the whole hawaii team…Good Lord….

The announcers are saying Georgia shouldn’t go for it on 4th and 5.

I say screw that. They should’ve scored 100 tonight.

FOX, can we have CFB announcers who grok CFB polls? I never thought I’d hate anyone on FOX more than Tim McCarver, but….

Woo, Dawgs! Yea, Hawaii, you take your haka and your bassackwards apostrope and git on back to the islands!

I couldn’t believe that we got a detailed replay of Hawai’i’s one touchdown complete with blow-job “analysis.” Fox is the Sun Belt of networks.

I so do not ever need to hear Thom Brenneman talk about Mark Richt having kids “the usual way”….

Scarier going into next year? Georgia, Florida, and Auburn return damn near everybody that matters.

Also, with the background of the Hawai’i team, surely they rack up undiscovered Fulmer Cup points.

In defense of FOX, Georgia has been on national network TV a ton of times this year, and this is the first look some people have had at Hawai’i in years, maybe ever. Have to remember the demographic the network is going after for this game…as well as the fact that they have had to prepare a ton of filler…what else can one talk about during such a thorough ass-raping? Since FOX has the rights to BCS games, don’t expect them to trumpet UGA for an AP National Title without getting electroshocked by Rupert Murdoch back into lockstep that the BCS is the end-all be-all of postseason systems.

I would pay serious money for Uncle Verne & danielson right now.

Nice cheap shot, Mr. punter.

1. Too soon? No. Just in time.

UGA would have scored 70 if Moreno was kept in

Dear FOX,

The story here is not Hawaii. The story here is the team that absofuckinglutely destroyed Hawaii. Fuck you Thom.

Hugs and kisses,

Concerned Fan

There’s a post-game show? Kill me now.

Well….Michigan looked today as if they could have beaten tOSU when everyone is healthy, and if they learn not to turn the ball over when they should have scored 2 or 3 times, it would have been a blowout…
Seriously, Fla needs to find a secondary real quick if they ever think they can get past Georgia….if your in the SEC you need to be recruiting answers for Stafford,Tebow, Harvin and Moreno for starters….
Oh,Hawaii sucks ass….they need to play Canada before playing a mainland team…Good night to all and the sucky ass BCS selection committee, you guys really screwed the pooch this year…..

That. Was. Ugly.

165,
Hawaii is on TV every week of the season… at 1am on ESPN2. They get plenty of coverage.

167,
Really?
C’mon, let the punter defend himself.

HOW ’BOUT THEM DOGS!

How ’bout them DAWGS, indeed…what an awful game…for X-mas next year I want a real bowl game and I cannot believe these sucky announcers are calling the LSU-tOSU game…nuts!

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S eriously………..Worst.Bowls.Ever.

Please, if someone is in the Superdome with a sniper rifle and you have a clear shot of Thom Brennamen…..take your shot now….during the interviews…no one will miss him for hours cause they wont be able to tell if he is dead, even with a gaping head wound……take the service elevator to the parking lot…..you have plenty of time….take a deep breath, steadyyyyyyyyy…..gently squeeze the trigger

Um…who is the BCS Selection Committee? Don’t the individual bowls pick their own teams?

The BCS sucks. Should LSU win the title game, there will probably be three other teams with a legitimate claim to the AP title (UGA, USC, and Oklahoma (if they can beat coachless WVU). It’s like ’04 all over again.

I think Georgia WILL be playing tOSU next year on Jan 8th for the MNC………this game was the appetizer for next year……..
God how many times can that guy ask Coach Richt and Marcus Howard “Do you think you should be playing here next week?”………..hey how bout winning the conference first….do it next year…..

What we learned tonight:

1) Hawaii and Colt Brennan had no business in the BCS. They suck really bad.

2) Thom Brennaman has no business calling college football. I’ll take the 3 Daves at Lincoln Financial anyday of the week over this lame broadcast.

3) FOX really wanted Hawaii to show well, they had tons of material to use. I’m just thankful the Dawgs bent them over early, we heard enough garbage as it was.

4) Any non-native Islander or non-Samoan on the Hawaii team mentioned in the broadcast seemed to have a criminal background.

5) It’s OK for a lineman to take a cheap shot on a punter 50 yards away from the play, he’s just part of the game. Thanks Tom, do you and Penn Wagers trade toungue baths? I’m glad Mimbs had a big enough sack to embarass the lineman on National TV with the shove to the ground. Good thing ol’ Penn was not around.

14 hours straight of sitting on the couch and watching college football, I’m not sure if I should be appalled with myself or proud…

Holy Shit Fran Tarkenton is scaring kids….What the hell is he doing sitting at the desk….Jimmy Johnson needs to give him a few grooming and hair styling tips……I feel like I have wasted 5 hrs of my life watching that shit…BCS selection committee or bowls who pick their own teams whoever, they got it fucked up for sho’………8 team playoff…..no Hawaiis or lunatic fringe weak ass schedules, hell Id take a 4 team playoff

Holtz “UGA dominated in the Sugar Dome”. It makes since that the Sugar Dome is located in the Chocolate City.

172 – Yes, but UGA plays on Saturday afternoons on NETWORK TV. The only people who have seen Hawaii play are sick fucks like you and me who watch college football at all hours. Thus, my point that FOX is tailoring its broadcast to introducing Hawaii to the mainstream public because most people would only be able to name Colt Brennan off the Rainbow roster.

That was Fran Tarkenton? I thought it was Khan from Star Trek II:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Khan2.jpg

The enthusiasm that May and Holtz have for the clips of the losing effort by UF when compared towards their attitudes towards UGA’s onslaught tonight shows how biased against UGA they are.

Wasn’t Arkansas the SEC #5, and really, Missou is the Big 12 #3. Texas is better.

I really don’t think Michigan is necessarily that good. Probably around #15 to #20. Florida just isn’t that great this year.

Is the rumor true that Urban Meyer called out some of his seniors this year during the post game? The quicker he and Pete Caroll suck, the better for world peace.

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Who cares about introducing the Hawai’i’i’i players to the tv audience? They’re not coming back, they’re done. And the only people watching the game is the sick fucks like me and you and 172 who’ve seen them at 1 am on ESPN2. Just talk about what a great job UGA’s done and be done with it. And shoot Charles davis in the head. He’s a moron.

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180- do you think the mainstream public can name anyone else off the Hawaii roster now, post-game? well, other than Colt’s friend, the tweety bird…

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I should hope so – they’ve had 4 hours to stare at the back of every UH defender’s jersey, for crying out loud.

Okay, I realize that at 21, and1 I’m 6-7 years younger than the average EDSBS poster, but I did grow up with Pee-Wee’sPplayhouse. And If Pee-Wee would’ve asked Gsmbi for a Suga Bbowl outcome, Gambi would’ve dropped a little “Mecca-leka hi, mecca-hiney OWNED.”

Ivan Maisel sums up everything with this sentence: “The result Tuesday night is what the BCS and its bowls feared when they opened their doors to college football’s wretched refuse.”

I think the “overrated” chant is stupid but not for the same reason mid-major whore Thom thinks it is. You’re basically saying: “You guys you have beat us if you were as good as people thought you were.”

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See, this is why you’re the king. I’m making it my New Year’s resolution/life goal for 2008 to ensure that every last one of these terms is in Merriam-Webster by January 1, 2009.

Go Dawgs!

By the way, why is the ad directly below this post instructing me to “Share Your Special Place”? Is that like my bathing-suit area?

Mark May still thinks Hawaii has a chance…

As a UGA fan, his game was awesome…it was the real-life equivalent of playing 2-player Tecmo Bowl by yourself — with the other team’s controller sitting alone and by itself on the floor with no one actually playing it.

FOX’s ineptitude in CFB broadcasts is criminal. God, get a focus group or something.

Now that June Jones’ beloved Colt Brennan was ass raped by an SEC defense, do you think he still considers Tebow a system QB?

Well, Hawaii has logged a lot more air miles than UGA.

Man, watching Colt Brennan get hit on every down makes me wonder if he would have done better actually facing off against wild dogs….at least then he would have been used to the size of the opponent he is used to playing against than these manbeast….
He would have been safer playing in a parking lot vs a defensive line of 5 Nissan Sentras and getting hit by them and bouncing off the windshileds after every play

#208, I’m really interested to see what Florida’s response is going to be when June Jones takes his team to Gainesville to face that system QB in next season’s opener. Even as a Georgia fan, I have a feeling that what UGA did to Hawaii last night is going to feel like an Oriental massage compared to what the Gators are going to hand them.

Preferred bowls:

Championship: LSU vs. Ohio State
Sugar: UGa vs. Southern Cal
Orange: West Virginia vs. Virginia Tech
Fiesta: Oklahoma vs. Virginia Tech
Rose: Illinois vs Arizona Stata

Better matchups and the Rose Bowl can preserve both traditions: Pac-10 vs. Big Ten and a game no one else gives a rat’s ass about. The couple of time’s they let outlanders slip in really threatened the second tradition, but they managed to recapture the magic this year.

1. - Get rid of Illinois and put Missouri instead.

georgia is a much better team than lsu