HAPPY NEW YEAR
Happy new year to you all, and please be safe on your drunk gallivanting tonight. We’ll be around tomorrow both here and at the SN, so feel free to drag your hung-over ass over to either spot and have a sit. (SN–more informative and factual, EDSBS more fart joke and “hey, look at his hair!” based.)
Thanks to all for a relentless 2007. To the good things in life! Champagne, football…and, er, Aussie Rules football.
Skol!












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Things that I have Learned in 2008: (GMT Edition)
Bushmills chasers after Guinness pints will make you put on 10 pounds a night.
Auburn’s offense still sucks.
ESSEEEC Speed still kills, when it can tackle.
Comment by Will — December 31, 2007 @ 9:10 pm
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It’s midnight? Well, enjoy your vacation in Greenland (I guess).
Comment by Tom — December 31, 2007 @ 9:48 pm
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Annapolis Doug, if you haven’t passed out yet…you’re hilarious and I thought it was BIZARRE that Carr won coach of the year…for getting booted out in forced retirement????? WTF, indeed….And what is with this motorcycle stunt shit?
Comment by jamiedawg — December 31, 2007 @ 9:56 pm
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#2 Ireland, but yes, we’re well into the new year. Brandon Cox still has sand in his vagina, but Kodi Burns looks like the black Tebow
Comment by Will — December 31, 2007 @ 11:33 pm
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Happy New Year everyone…many happy returns in 2008.
Comment by The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes — January 1, 2008 @ 12:51 am
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Auburn’s offense rocks. 2 qbs and 10 days under a new system should lead to a disaster but they somehow won the game. Holy mojoles.
Comment by NogginsJefers — January 1, 2008 @ 2:20 am
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Happy New Year. And, thanks to everybody who makes this space whatever it is. I don’t exactly know what is sometimes, but I like it.
Orson- Don’t forget, EDSBS is your first born child. We trust you not to neglect us, even if the new baby is cuter than all git out and all the important townsfolk won’t stop giggling. Remember your roots, and we’ll always be here for you.
Comment by Mr. Wrong — January 1, 2008 @ 2:37 am
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For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we’ll pretend the bear still exists, for auuuuld laaang syyyne
Comment by Mighty MightyMitzu — January 1, 2008 @ 2:43 am
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Happy New Year you Gator bastard. Good luck tomorrow. BTW I’m drunk again.
Comment by VandyJ — January 1, 2008 @ 4:24 am
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PLEASE TELL ME NO ONE HAS MADE THIS ASSOCIATION YET(otherwise my employer has just lost an hour of productivity on my part because I was fucking around in ‘paint’ for no reason….par for course)
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Comment by SpookyJuice — January 1, 2008 @ 9:05 am
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my new year is being spent in a bit of pain but not for the same reason as all you slack bastards. 2008: toughen up or get the fuck out.
Comment by kleph — January 1, 2008 @ 10:00 am
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#3 - yea, I thought the same thing of Carr’s “lifetime achievement award” as it pretty much ended up being. There were plenty of legit contenders for it.
Comment by Brian — January 1, 2008 @ 10:08 am
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You have to understand the futility that is Clempson. Give the same bunch to Danny Ford for 10 days, and they’d have beaten Aubarn by 14. CJ Spiller is Reggie Bush on amphephetamines.
Bowden is the worst of the best or the best of the worst. Take your pick.
Did the motorcycle guy get killed or make it?
Comment by yoyofutbawl — January 1, 2008 @ 10:24 am
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Pete Carroll, humanitarian, opportunity giver, tears welling up about little Ricky…
Comment by Brian — January 1, 2008 @ 10:44 am
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Jesus no wonder Herbstreit was losing it laughing, Corso looks absolutely hilarious.
Comment by Brian — January 1, 2008 @ 10:57 am
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Speaking of Clemson and Danny Ford…
And not to pile on, but Clemson’s booster club is IPTAY, which used to mean I Pay Ten (dollars) A Year, and donations got you a bumper sticker.
When the NCAA slapped them with probation (82?), somebody from a rival school printed bumper stickers that read, “IPTAY - It’s Probation Time Again, Ya’ll.”
Comment by NRBQ — January 1, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
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What is the link to ‘The SN”?
Comment by twang — January 1, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
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for your edification and possibly salvation - the latin american hangover cure project.
Comment by kleph — January 1, 2008 @ 5:14 pm