CURIOUS INDEX, 12/31/07
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Tears. You wanna watch some people unravel at the end of the game, but in two completely different ways? Then watch the last five minutes of last night’s Fiesta Bowl. West Virginia, clearly boiling with unspent aggression and frustration coming into this game, puts on the biggest display of public emotion on record, delighting middle-school guidance counselors everywhere with their ability to healthily express love for each other. Bill Stewart’s crying, everyone’s hugging, and Owen Schmitt starts to talk about his team, his state, and his home and just completely and gloriously loses his shit. You might laugh at a huge man with a mohawk and blood on his face, but we don’t, both out of fear that he’ll hurt us and out of pure emotion. WVU’s contents were under pressure, but 350 yards rushing on Oklahoma and a 20 point defeat of a team favored by a TD in the Fiesta Bowl represent the textbook way to vent.
The Sooners broke up on re-entry last night: following an onside attempt that went awry and ended up in WVU’s hands, the Sooners blew themselves apart in a flurry of penalties and poor blocking. Despite giving thirty to forty pounds to Oklahoma’s offensive line, the Mountaineers and manbeast Johnny “Yeah, that’s my fucking name what about it?” Dingle rounded the corner on almost every play and nullified Sam Bradford. The disappearance of the OU run game may be the greatest mystery in this game, along with the question of exactly where Matt Versgasian saw a runaway beer truck hit a gaping hole on a fullback dive for 57 yards. If you didn’t watch the game, you can always play along with a shameless plug and check out the two minute summaries we have over at the Sporting Blog. (Cha-ching! Annoying cash sound!) You can also note that even with the introduction of a national officiating coordinator, officials in last night’s game missed textbook holds by Oklahoma linemen all night, along with chop-blocks on Johnny Dingle. Auburn does not teach chop-blocking, and waterboarding is an exfoliation treatment. The Wiz points us to the second highly public instance of Auburn chop-blocking someone into injury. Tommy Tuberville doesn’t tolerate chop-blocking. HE SIMPLY ADORES IT. He’s a man, just like his son. Do not let the Insight Bowl 2007 slip into oblivion without noting this item from the Stillwater NewsPress. While players and coaches were milling around on the field following the game but before the trophy presentation, Ray Gundy, the father of Oklahoma State coach Mike Gundy, was walking around with one of Coach Gundy’s young sons on his hip. He came over to a group of media members and unleashed a profanity-laced tirade at one male columnist that concluded with, “Print that in your f****** paper!” Well, it’ll have more asterisks than Barry Bonds’ bio, but if you insist, sir. (HT: RLC) |
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does it strike anyone as odd that the video of mr. booger-eater was captured?… I have that queasy feeling that was NOT the first nose nugget Mr Aggie consumed *shudder*
Comment by Futbawl Fan — January 1, 2008 @ 9:40 am
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TIGERinATL,
It always cracks me up when AU fans talk about fanbases. One only needs to take a trip to the Wiregrass portion of Alabama to see how Auburn has some special fans themselves…
Comment by CapstoneAlum — December 31, 2007 @ 4:11 pm
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Tiger-
All I can say is that I spent 7 years in Tuscaloosa and don’t know anyone who has gotten married at Legion Field or Bryant Denny. Nor do I know anyone who consistenly calls into the Finebaum show or anyone with any bama tats, period. You just called out 7 people out of a few hundred thousand. At least you don’t come across as a judgmental prick.
Comment by Tater Salad — December 31, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
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#25 PW: I think the part that brought Orson and Cuddles to tears was when Juno finds out the ‘perfect couple’ that was going to adopt her baby were splittin’ up and she probably thought that her dream of her baby having a better life than her own (abondoned by a mom and replaced with other kids) was shot. Juno was cryin’ and whimpering in her mini-van by the tracks on a farm road. Or, it could of been near the end, when things turn out sort of ok, and the tears were of happiness?
At one of these point the TCOAN screamed at Cuddles and Orson: “Man up dudes!! It is only a movie. It is not like the Gators winning the whole thing again!”.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — December 31, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
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Woops here’s the ramp lady. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8Xgp5vtZAk
Comment by TIGERinATL — December 31, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
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#23, NRBK, I think they are not mutually exclusive! I think every Steven Seagull movie includes some sort of bleach blonde bimbo or two.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — December 31, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
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I’ll claim the high ground against the bammers any day. I’d love to see some links you provide that document that sort of sportsmanship at AU. That’s 2 in 11 months at the capstone.
At any rate, bama is known for its idiots. They are as much your mascot as the crimson tide or big al. Does any other fanbse have documented loons like the ramp lady, tattoo guy, Phyllis from Mulga, Shane from Center Point, Collette, and these two who got married at Legion Field.
Every school’s fans can claim the high ground against this bunch.
Comment by TIGERinATL — December 31, 2007 @ 2:10 pm