THE INDEPENDENCE BOWL DRINKING GAME
We’re out of time for the other two bowl previews, but we do have an exciting offer: Peter Bean will join us at 7:50 p.m. on Sunday on a very special edition of EDSBS Live: The Independence Bowl Drinking Game.
It’ll be just like that.
We will have the show for the first half only to preserve our livers and the shreds of dignity we have left. Drinks will be taken for the following, but are not limited to:
–Bob Davie uses of the word “footBAW”
–Bob Davie uses the word “YOUUUUGE”
–A shot each time the Hawkins “DIVISION ONE FOOTBALLL” rant is mentioned.
–A sip each time the corporate sponsor is used.
–Sip for scenic shots of Shreveport. Double if a casino is shown, or if the shot is not actually scenic at all.
–A shot if John Parker Wilson throws a pick six. We know that by this rule, we’re drinking at least one shot.
–Sip for any mention of Bama’s repeat visit to Shreveport
–Sip for three and outs. We’re gonna be HAMMERED on this one.
Leave any other suggestions below. Enjoy the weekend, which is loaded with football. Pun possibly intended.
See you Sunday night.
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El Hombre says:
Oh, and PS: given your drink sound, are you doing this in SIX THOUSAND DOLLAR SUITS?! COME ON!
December 30th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
102
LSU Harleyman says:
how about a fuckin’ siren when we take a shot
December 30th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
103
Bill in Birmingham says:
You guys will be trashed before the opening kickoff.
December 30th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
104
Erdinger says:
“Shreveport, The Hollywood of the south!”
I have to drink the that
December 30th, 2007 at 8:04 pm
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El Hombre says:
Why are they doing Chauncey Billups when they could just have Eric Cartman do CU’s offense?
December 30th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
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Erdinger says:
An appearance by big shot bob deserves a shot
December 30th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
107
LSU Harleyman says:
I want to hear about the butt kisser award!
December 30th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
108
Bill in Birmingham says:
I have confidence you are going to hate John Parker Wilson in the morning.
December 30th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
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Tony The Tiger says:
Bear Reference!
December 30th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
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moose says:
How about the line of the day “..really took the steam out of their collective sails” cause you know, sailboats run on steam
December 30th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
111
LSU Harleyman says:
what about everytime they break in to give an update on the Titan / Colt game we take a shot?
December 30th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
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Mousie Dung says:
As a Chinese Fireman, I take offense to Stacey Dales “Chinese Fire drill” quip.
December 30th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
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Rival says:
Ouch.
Colorado getting blasted 27-0 early in the 2nd quarter.
Plus I’m banging Coach Hawkins’ wife while he’s at the game.
Double ouch.
December 30th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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Skip says:
I agree, Cal is the worst. I warned my Cal friend that they would be 8-4 after that first loss but wow. That sets new lows even for Tedford
December 30th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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Jared Auburn says:
Nick Saban has a small penis….. also Florida Sucks, you guys rock.,,,…. kinda shreveport = championship
December 30th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
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Erdinger says:
We’re drinking with you guys
December 30th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
117
LSU Harleyman says:
INT! gulp. . . . gulp. . . .
December 30th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
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StageCoach says:
Oscar
Any chance the Shreveport incompetents forgot to tell Colorado that the game was TONIGHT?
December 30th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
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TPS Reports says:
Getting hammered in the first half. Damn, my typing is terrible. Uggh. Sloppy fingers. I’ll drink to that and the pun.
RTR
December 30th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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TPS Reports says:
Who else loved the Eldorado “scenic shot” coming back from the TO?
December 30th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
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SH says:
John Parker Wilson = my Albatross
and #30: I can’t as of yet represent myself as an atty, but I believe what matters is the actual age of the individual, not the fact that she’s emancipated. The fact that you’re asking, however, basically eliminates any chance that only two people know about your conundrum.
December 30th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
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TPS Reports says:
@117
You like having JPW “hung” around your neck? That’s nasty.
December 30th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
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Yea_Tebow! says:
Omg, i may have to bill Bob for my DUI if he keeps sayin footbawwwwwwwl…
December 30th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
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Yea_Tebow! says:
101, nice GOB reference,
Lets hope hope no one runs any illusion plays, they arent trick plays, bc trick are what whores do for money….
December 30th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
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SH says:
#118:
If Ancient Mariner = Captain Morgan for this drinking game then, no.
December 30th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
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TPS Reports says:
Yuck, the Captain is some nasty stuff….
December 30th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
127
TPS Reports says:
drink for another “scenic” shot…
December 30th, 2007 at 10:15 pm
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Skip says:
Well somehow I chose Colorado to win this game in my pool. How am I such an idiot. Go Buffs
December 30th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
129
Pick6Bamr says:
Oh yes, that definitely counts…shots all around
December 30th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
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Kate says:
WTF is a “Mongolian Special”? Is that an authentic Hawk uber crazy play or is that just the announcer being a douchebag?
December 30th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
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NogginsJefers says:
All the bloggers at the sporting news that defended the filming location for Roadhouse 2 surely turned a shade of red when the Eldorado was shown for like 10 seconds on tv.
December 30th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
FYI- Bear Bryant fingered Nick Saban when he was young, just in case anyone wondered why Saban has such stiff wood for his niece.
December 31st, 2007 at 12:57 am
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dave says:
Orson, you’re such a dip-sh!t you wouldn’t know Shreveport if you saw it. Come on down here and start spouting off that crap, and I’m sure someone will be glad to show you up-close and personal the dead cows floating down the Red River. You freakin’ schmuck!
December 31st, 2007 at 12:59 am
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jake steely says:
I just got like an 8% approval rate from the Sporting News queers. Guess Shreveport is an advertising mecca for the SN, and Orson is not their favorite author. So much for an easy entry to that world Mr. Hall.
December 31st, 2007 at 1:17 am
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
For all you wanna be detectives out there:
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December 31st, 2007 at 1:31 am
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oc phil says:
Jake (back to #82): Actually I remember that show and JJ Dy-no-mite Walker. I just thought it was an odd connection to make in this context.
Now get back to ripping on Shreveport.
December 31st, 2007 at 2:50 am
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PW says:
This post over at TSN may be my favorite. To give a little background, among the early posts, someone wrote the following:
Enjoy your looser bowl while is lasts.
Seizing the opportunity to bash this Shreveport hater, someone else wrote the following:
Oh and it should be: Enjoy your looser bowl while IT lasts. Not: Enjoy your looser bowl while IS last. What grade are you in really??
December 31st, 2007 at 6:29 am
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Oh and it should be: Enjoy your looser bowl while IT lasts. Not: Enjoy your looser bowl while IS last. What grade are you in really??
That is funny. And why is it that few people on these internets know the difference between the words “lose” and “loose”? Is it our education system?
December 31st, 2007 at 10:51 am
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PW says:
It might be because English is a bastard of a language. Consider the following:
lose rhymes with booze
but
Bose (the stereo system), hose, nose, pose, rose, do not
December 31st, 2007 at 12:10 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Maybe…but if we are going to use the rhyming excuse, loose also rhymes with “noose”, “goose”, and “moose”.
I’m usually not a grammar police type, but I see that one alot, and always wonder if it’s just stupidity or an honest mistake.
December 31st, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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Never Saw Molly Hatchet says:
Orson – As a native of Shreveport, all I can say is that you absolutely nailed it. Like most towns there are some bright spots. (Southern Maid donuts and the margaritas + scenery at Superior Bar & Grill immediately come to mind.) However, for the most part, it’s more like a place in which Todd Graham would feel right at home.
December 31st, 2007 at 4:55 pm