THE 4 MILLION DOLLAR CUPID SHUFFLE

I thought he had no time for that shit. BTW, how is buisness at his Gray Suit Warehouse these days?

fucking glorious.

“Man, this is going on Youtube..”
 nominee for biggest understatement of the year.

1 question for the masses…is that film evidence of a soul?

Roll Tide, CNS..make it rain on those bitches

Gerry, thats the clip I was trying to link to ya before the Fun Police Gestapo hunted the link down and killed it…..The over/under on this link, and aforementioned website is about, oh, I’d say about 30 mins……good job on recovering this gem…..MC Hammer on crack Humpty…….

Oh my terrible.

Got to love the honeys in their crimson and houndstooth. Probably the greatest fashion statement from Alabama. Even bigger than the decades of ’Bama Bangs out there.

He’s got the hair (yes, better than Mark Richt, bitches), and now he’s got the dance moves? How has Terry kept him on lock down all these years? Does West Virginia just produce girls with magic pussies that can contain the otherwise uncontainable?

Seriously, though, how did he find time for this shit? Oh, it’s a recruiting dead period, and I don’t think he gives a shit if the seniors go out with a win or not.

Hell Yeah. I feel cheap. I just totally embarrased the coach of the football team I love for some dap from Orson.

Totally worth it.

“All this crazy dancing making my penis soft”

-Dave Chappelle

Nick Saban: I have time for dancing and shit. 9/11 motherfuckers!

Awesome… and kind of frightening.

ps. that talking smiley ad just scared the CRAP out of, orson

MrPP: This one has actually been up for a while….may be here to stay. I was sharing it with some friends and was like “OH SHIT, I gotta put this on EDSBS if it’s not up yet”

SSoA: I think they call the women with ‘magical pussies’ mountain mommas. Strong enough to make a sailor go awol legend has it

Nick Saban released a statement saying that if the shitty season was the Titanic, where thousands of people died….his dancing would be the movie that won several awards. See, his analogies make perfect sense now. He has more if you want to hear them.

Orson,
How did you get left off of this story on Yahoo? I mean, ya got Vern Lunquist, the Sporting News, a ponzi/pyramid scheme, a sportsbook,and a sweatshop in Mexico, but a brotha cant get a mention in this?
http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news;_ylt=Aozt.kIx3S0OO19hSJM66XE5nYcB?slug=ys-top40sportsfigures122607&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

Hall of Fame Video Clip Dept:

Saban’s wife is sort of hot, in a geriatric sort of way.

But, I can just imagine the level of embarassment going on in Bama Nation right now with Coach Twinkle-Toes!

Some Bama booster ought to pay the costs to send Saban on a South American puma hunting expedition, to man up and stuff….

Those moves remind me of Knute Rockne doing the Charleston. If dancing translates to championships – watch out !

@ MPP #10

Ummm, maybe Orson didn’t have time for that shit?

#10

What? There weren’t enough pissed-off Fla fans to get Mark Richt on that list?

Just getting ready to put the finishing touches on another 6-7 season.

SKLM:

Saban could call a press conference and proclaim himself the gayest gay man to ever live, and people in Alabama would respond, “Well, the Bible does contradict itself many times… .”

What is truly frightening is that I saw absolutely no evidence of alcohol in that film. None.

Did Tuberville just get served?

I think he should crip walk now

I will say this for the man, he’s a better dancer than Blake Mitchell, and a far less sweaty one to boot.

What’s the over/under on the next LSU freak thing being of Saban crankin dat soulja boy?

#21
I was kinda hoping he would “drop it like its hawwwwt”

I must say I am SHOCKED to see Nick sporting a grey suit in this video.

#25
He wears a grey suit, Armani, drives a grey Mercedes, a new one since he parked the last one….with the tree in the engine….rumor is they call ol’ Nick “Mr. Haze Grey and Underway”……Grey is the new black, and he is a black hole, in a grey way.

Holy shit. Bear Bryant just threw up, he didn’t have time for that kind of shit.

Who said Nick and Terri Saban are not happy in Tuscaloosa?

It was interesting to watch Nick having to follow Terri’s lead….no wonder there are problems at home and she won’t go out on a date with him.

Anyone else notice nick checking out the little chick next to him…lol.

I guess if I was making $330,000.00 a month I would be out dancing and living it up too.

It warms the cockles of my heart to know that fellow Lafayette, La., resident Cupid helped bring me this video.
THIS is why Saban left Miami. What does Miami have that’s better than doing the Cupid Shuffle in some Shreveport hotel reception room with bad carpet?

Wait…Al Gore invented line dancing too?

#27: tOSU Bucky: For the kind of money Saban makes, he could dress his wife better, and/or attend classier joints. (Or, maybe that place is about as classy as it gets in Alabama?)

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me, the place this video is shot in is not in Alabama. Its in Louisiana. Maybe that’s as classy as it gets in Louisiana?

1. dinger

Yes he did. Six delicious victories.

sklm,

pretty sure that video is from shreveport. and no, it don’t get no classier there.

THIS SHIT GOIN’ ON YOUTUBE TONIGHT!!!!

Well, you wonder why I always dress in grey,
Why you never see bright colors on me all day,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there’s a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the grey for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin’ in the hopeless, hungry side of T-town,
I wear it for the program who has long paid for its crime,
But is there because it’s a victim of the times.

I wear the grey for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Bear Bryant said,
About the road to championships through love and charity,
Why, you’d think He’s talking straight to you and me.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip to Gainseville left them cold,
I wear the grey in mournin’ for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine recruits, I mean young men.

I wear the grey for the working man, the Negro, and the Injun all hopped up on Booze……

i needs my PURPLE DRANK MAAAAAYUN….

I need my PURPLE DRANK MAAAAAYUN…. he dance like he got Tourettes

If it wasn’t the dead period, he’d have absolutely no time fo that shit. However, it’s not so…purple drank for everyone!

Saban Superman dem hoes!

You know Saban was prepared for that dance…he will probably study this film to see what mistakes he made, who was out of position, out of step and off beat…then he will chew them out and make them dance to this song for 12 hrs straight..til they get it right…

The hell with Saban…..who was that smokin’ little hottie next to him in the blue sweater?