THE 4 MILLION DOLLAR CUPID SHUFFLE
Yes. That’s him. DARPA and Al Gore want your thanks for inventing this awesomeness.
We mean this: the man can dance. (HT: Spooky Juice.)
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yoyofutbawl says:
I thought he had no time for that shit. BTW, how is buisness at his Gray Suit Warehouse these days?
December 27th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
fucking glorious.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
3
CapstoneAlum says:
“Man, this is going on Youtube..”
nominee for biggest understatement of the year.
1 question for the masses…is that film evidence of a soul?
Roll Tide, CNS..make it rain on those bitches
December 27th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Gerry, thats the clip I was trying to link to ya before the Fun Police Gestapo hunted the link down and killed it…..The over/under on this link, and aforementioned website is about, oh, I’d say about 30 mins……good job on recovering this gem…..MC Hammer on crack Humpty…….
December 27th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
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Bobby Decatur says:
Oh my terrible.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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TimTebowisthepants! says:
Got to love the honeys in their crimson and houndstooth. Probably the greatest fashion statement from Alabama. Even bigger than the decades of ‘Bama Bangs out there.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
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Sad State of Affairs says:
He’s got the hair (yes, better than Mark Richt, bitches), and now he’s got the dance moves? How has Terry kept him on lock down all these years? Does West Virginia just produce girls with magic pussies that can contain the otherwise uncontainable?
Seriously, though, how did he find time for this shit? Oh, it’s a recruiting dead period, and I don’t think he gives a shit if the seniors go out with a win or not.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Hell Yeah. I feel cheap. I just totally embarrased the coach of the football team I love for some dap from Orson.
Totally worth it.
“All this crazy dancing making my penis soft”
-Dave Chappelle
December 27th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Nick Saban: I have time for dancing and shit. 9/11 motherfuckers!
December 27th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
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bitterhorn says:
Awesome… and kind of frightening.
ps. that talking smiley ad just scared the CRAP out of, orson
December 27th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
MrPP: This one has actually been up for a while….may be here to stay. I was sharing it with some friends and was like “OH SHIT, I gotta put this on EDSBS if it’s not up yet”
SSoA: I think they call the women with ‘magical pussies’ mountain mommas. Strong enough to make a sailor go awol legend has it
Nick Saban released a statement saying that if the shitty season was the Titanic, where thousands of people died….his dancing would be the movie that won several awards. See, his analogies make perfect sense now. He has more if you want to hear them.
December 27th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Orson,
How did you get left off of this story on Yahoo? I mean, ya got Vern Lunquist, the Sporting News, a ponzi/pyramid scheme, a sportsbook,and a sweatshop in Mexico, but a brotha cant get a mention in this?
http://sports.yahoo.com/top/news;_ylt=Aozt.kIx3S0OO19hSJM66XE5nYcB?slug=ys-top40sportsfigures122607&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
December 27th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Hall of Fame Video Clip Dept:
Saban’s wife is sort of hot, in a geriatric sort of way.
But, I can just imagine the level of embarassment going on in Bama Nation right now with Coach Twinkle-Toes!
Some Bama booster ought to pay the costs to send Saban on a South American puma hunting expedition, to man up and stuff….
December 27th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
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Scalz1 says:
Those moves remind me of Knute Rockne doing the Charleston. If dancing translates to championships – watch out !
December 27th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
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bitterhorn says:
@ MPP #10
Ummm, maybe Orson didn’t have time for that shit?
December 27th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
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NRBQ says:
#10
What? There weren’t enough pissed-off Fla fans to get Mark Richt on that list?
December 27th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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Jorgé the Bass Player says:
Just getting ready to put the finishing touches on another 6-7 season.
December 27th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
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Tater Salad says:
SKLM:
Saban could call a press conference and proclaim himself the gayest gay man to ever live, and people in Alabama would respond, “Well, the Bible does contradict itself many times… .”
December 27th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
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Ltrain says:
What is truly frightening is that I saw absolutely no evidence of alcohol in that film. None.
December 27th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
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Erdinger says:
Did Tuberville just get served?
December 27th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
I think he should crip walk now
December 27th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
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Doug says:
I will say this for the man, he’s a better dancer than Blake Mitchell, and a far less sweaty one to boot.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
What’s the over/under on the next LSU freak thing being of Saban crankin dat soulja boy?
December 27th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#21
I was kinda hoping he would “drop it like its hawwwwt”
December 27th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
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yodahog says:
I must say I am SHOCKED to see Nick sporting a grey suit in this video.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#25
He wears a grey suit, Armani, drives a grey Mercedes, a new one since he parked the last one….with the tree in the engine….rumor is they call ol’ Nick “Mr. Haze Grey and Underway”……Grey is the new black, and he is a black hole, in a grey way.
December 27th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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The Artist Formerly Known as tOSUBuckeyes says:
Holy shit. Bear Bryant just threw up, he didn’t have time for that kind of shit.
Who said Nick and Terri Saban are not happy in Tuscaloosa?
It was interesting to watch Nick having to follow Terri’s lead….no wonder there are problems at home and she won’t go out on a date with him.
Anyone else notice nick checking out the little chick next to him…lol.
I guess if I was making $330,000.00 a month I would be out dancing and living it up too.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
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TigerNacho says:
It warms the cockles of my heart to know that fellow Lafayette, La., resident Cupid helped bring me this video.
THIS is why Saban left Miami. What does Miami have that’s better than doing the Cupid Shuffle in some Shreveport hotel reception room with bad carpet?
December 27th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Wait…Al Gore invented line dancing too?
December 27th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
#27: tOSU Bucky: For the kind of money Saban makes, he could dress his wife better, and/or attend classier joints. (Or, maybe that place is about as classy as it gets in Alabama?)
December 27th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
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Madison says:
Stacy Keibler Luvs Me, the place this video is shot in is not in Alabama. Its in Louisiana. Maybe that’s as classy as it gets in Louisiana?
December 27th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
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Kenny says:
#20 dinger
Yes he did. Six delicious victories.
December 27th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
sklm,
pretty sure that video is from shreveport. and no, it don’t get no classier there.
December 27th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
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Chris says:
THIS SHIT GOIN’ ON YOUTUBE TONIGHT!!!!
December 27th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
35
Cool Hand Mike says:
Well, you wonder why I always dress in grey,
Why you never see bright colors on me all day,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there’s a reason for the things that I have on.
I wear the grey for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin’ in the hopeless, hungry side of T-town,
I wear it for the program who has long paid for its crime,
But is there because it’s a victim of the times.
I wear the grey for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Bear Bryant said,
About the road to championships through love and charity,
Why, you’d think He’s talking straight to you and me.
I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip to Gainseville left them cold,
I wear the grey in mournin’ for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine recruits, I mean young men.
December 27th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
I wear the grey for the working man, the Negro, and the Injun all hopped up on Booze……
December 27th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
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SupremeChancellor General Chow says:
i needs my PURPLE DRANK MAAAAAYUN….
December 28th, 2007 at 4:15 am
38
SupremeChancellor General Chow says:
I need my PURPLE DRANK MAAAAAYUN…. he dance like he got Tourettes
December 28th, 2007 at 4:16 am
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rtider says:
If it wasn’t the dead period, he’d have absolutely no time fo that shit. However, it’s not so…purple drank for everyone!
December 28th, 2007 at 10:26 am
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MIke says:
Saban Superman dem hoes!
December 28th, 2007 at 11:38 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
You know Saban was prepared for that dance…he will probably study this film to see what mistakes he made, who was out of position, out of step and off beat…then he will chew them out and make them dance to this song for 12 hrs straight..til they get it right…
December 28th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
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CLTDawg says:
The hell with Saban…..who was that smokin’ little hottie next to him in the blue sweater?
December 28th, 2007 at 11:12 pm