NO SHOW DUE TO HUMAN INTERACTION
We have to interact with people we share a lot of genes with tonight, so we’re canceling EDSBS Live, which we know exactly fifty of you are very, very disappointed to hear.
We have a proposal, though: The PetroSun Independence Bowl Drinking Game, broadcast live on December 30th with yours truly and Peter Bean putting our livers on the line as we drink our way through the game. Mark Jones and Bob Davie will be doing the epic slapfight between the 6-6 Colorado Buffaloes and the 6-6 Alabama Crimson Tide, so we can go ahead and guess the drinking game will involve:
–drink each time Bob Davie says “footbaw”
–drink each time Davie goes “WOOOOOO”
Based on those two requirements alone we should be talking to Dylan Thomas and Bon Scott by halftime. Leave your own rules below.
Oh, and Schnellenberger rules.
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PAGator says:
drink when the phrase “4 million dollars” is said
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:19 pm
2
zibby says:
Drink each time Davie mentions Notre Dame.
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:41 pm
3
NDTom says:
drink every time they show bob davie’s electric red visage
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
4
Signal to Noise says:
chug for any mention of Dan Hawkins’ division one football rant.
December 23rd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
5
David Puddy says:
Drink to Howard Schnellenberger…for 5 years consecutively.
The Schnellenberger gave up drinking after his experiences at Oklahoma, and we must praise him for such a magnanimous decision with the wassail of drink, Gov’nah.
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
6
Holly says:
I’m going to have to choose between this game and my own birthday party. It’s not going to be easy. No, seriously.
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
7
Big Jon says:
Imbibe for every mention of the Bama-ULM game, drinking double when the loss is described as “embarassing.”
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:21 pm
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Tatum says:
Drink three if the phrase “Saban Nation” is used to refer to UA. I will drink three then hang myself. That phrase is used 500 times a day by Paul Finebaum.
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:32 pm
9
bitterhorn says:
Drink twice at every mention of the corporate sponsor.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:10 pm
10
marylandeer says:
A drink for every time Louisana-Monroe is mentioned
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:19 pm
11
Petie says:
Drink every time “beautiful downtown Shreveport” is mentioned, a double when a casino is seen in the shot.
December 23rd, 2007 at 5:34 pm
12
Kevin says:
For the truly hardcore, drink every time Bullet Bob stresses a word that a normal person would not stress.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
13
Zone Left says:
Drink every time Cody Hawkins is referred to as Dan Hawkin’s son.
Shot every time there is an extended soliloquy about how Cody had to win over his teammates by making fun of his dad.
Drink every time someone orgasms over ESS EEE SEE speed.
Should my name change to Zone Read?
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:15 pm
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bitterhorn says:
Shot everytime this thread gets updated. 2 shots if it’s a drunken post (that means do 2 now).
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:27 pm
15
stapler says:
Take a shot when John Parker Wilson throws a pick-6.
December 23rd, 2007 at 6:54 pm
16
Justin C. Cliburn says:
Last season, I was in Baghdad but had access to the Oklahoma/Iowa State game . . . the one when Adrian Peterson’s father made his first appearance since being released from prison. My roommate and I had some bootlegged vodka (no drinking allowed there) and came up with a drinking game:
Every time the camera showed Peterson’s dad, we took a drink.
Every time the announcers mentioned Peterson’s dad, we took a drink.
Every time they interviewed Peterson’s dad, we took two drinks.
By the middle of the third quarter we were completely smashed and out of vodka.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm
17
Harris says:
Damn you, Swindle. That was two hours I could use to avoid my in-laws. And Otis Redding’s “White Christmas” is the greatest Christmas song ever recorded, you no musical-taste havin’ muthafucka.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 pm
18
David Puddy says:
The Waitresses’ “Christmas Wrapping”
Bruce Springsteen’s “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town”
Mannheim Steamroller’s “Joy To The World”
Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s…well, anything
Now that’s Christmas music at its finest, Gov’nah!
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:34 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
#13 Justin C. Cliburn
I don’t want to get political on this site, as it is a refuge from the world. But whether one is for or against what is going on downrange, we are thankful for your service. Thanks and Merry Christmas.
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:54 pm
20
The Modern Gal says:
Schnellenberger’s alive?
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:05 pm
21
Kecalf Bailey and your mom says:
Drink every time they say the name of one of our cock sucking players.
That means anyone besides Nick Walker or Andre Smith.
A double for Simeon Castille or Jimmy Johns.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:28 pm
22
Malcolm Young says:
Bon Scott Rules!!!
If You Want Blood, Mr. Swindle, You Got It.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
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Zone Left says:
Drink every time you hear Musberger’s voice. It’s a lot more than you think.
THE BUCKEYES!
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
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The Big Dog says:
And for his next trick, Schnellenberger is going to take a Pop Warner team all the way to the Super Bowl.
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:51 pm
25
kleph says:
1 drink for any mention of barksdale air force base. 2 drinks for any shot of the base with a plane taking off (3 drinks if it is an AWAC) and 4 drinks if they mention bush was taken there on september 11, 2001.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:48 pm
26
boilerpete says:
I’m just regaining consciousness after the drinking game in the Papa John’s bowl.
One shot every time Pam Ward mentioned that Jeff Bower had been fired.
Double shot for references to the reasoning- poor attendance.
Completely comatose by halftime.
Holy shit, that was hard to listen to.
December 24th, 2007 at 12:14 am
27
bitterman says:
@ Kleph
You, sir, are a Good Man.
Regards,
Grey Squirrel
December 24th, 2007 at 1:05 am
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Petie says:
kleph,
Good one. How about a double every time the “nukes, what the hell are nukes doing here???” debacle is mentioned?
December 24th, 2007 at 6:53 am
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Innocent Bystander says:
Drink every time Colorado’s win over Nebraska is mentioned. Chug if the words “turning point” are also mentioned in context.
December 24th, 2007 at 7:13 am
30
Chilltown says:
Damnit, I’m going to miss this because I have tickets to watch the Pats go for perfection against the Giants.
Shit.
December 24th, 2007 at 8:19 am
31
David says:
Is there any reason why a Viagra ad shows up underneath every Howard Schnellenberger photo?
He’d make a great spokesperson. Rest home Romeos, watch out!
December 24th, 2007 at 8:42 am
32
Mr Pelican Pants says:
1 drink for every time Sabans 6-6 record is compared to Shulas 6-6 record…..
2 drinks if they show the Joe Kines halftime inteview about the Inside Trout.
December 24th, 2007 at 9:38 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
2 drinks for everytime they mention that this is Alabamas 2nd yr in a row in this bowl, except this time it cost them $4million dollars extra…..
December 24th, 2007 at 10:29 am
34
SpookyJuice says:
Did anyone else catch Schnellenberger zipping his fly vigorously on the sideline the other night?
Also, he is the only person i’ve ever seen who didnt move as the gatorade splashed over his body.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:20 am
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Liquid Rabbit says:
If you really want to destroy brain cells, trying drinking one every time Davie says “unbelievable.” I’m still recovering from the last David broadcast.
December 24th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
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lars says:
Oh topic but I thought I’d drop a link to the Pogues “Fairytale of New York” which has to be the best Christmas song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltiY-BqvOIU
What other Christmas song can get away with slut as a lyric?
December 24th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
37
SEC! SEC! SEC! says:
drink all your beer at once if chris capps starts on the O-line
December 24th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
38
Kate says:
3 hearty drinks if Nick Saban driving into a tree Saturday night gets mentioned, for whatever reason (lolz).
December 24th, 2007 at 4:25 pm
39
Doctor Evil says:
Why is a picture of Captain Kangaroo appearing on this post?
December 24th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
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David Puddy says:
I’m saving all of my drinking for the national title game so I can pound one everytime Musberger licks the proverbial taint of Jim Tressel and Ohio State.
I figure I’ll be useless to everyone, including myself, by the end of the 1st half.
December 24th, 2007 at 10:49 pm
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roaminggator says:
How about the Rose bowl drinking game? Take a sip every time the announcers (probably Munsberger) whines about USC not being in the NC game, and what might have been. You’ll be drunk by the end of the pregame show.
December 24th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
42
bitterhorn says:
Well, having Keith Jackson slob USC’s knob became kind of… ‘unwieldy’, shall we say, because of the Alzheimer’s.
Bottom line, we’re all gonna be really drunk for the next week. Wooo.
December 25th, 2007 at 12:08 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
As I have sed b4: 4,000,000/6 = 666,666.666.
hence, satan.
Dont pick on The Fuchs Bros, aka Scheeelenburger (sp.).
AND ONLY THE ORGERON CAN SAT FUTBAWL.
Or you are under the penalty of death.
George Noory be interesting this AM. Have grandkids & wacky drinkin chilun in 6 hours in BR, NC.
cowbells 4ever at 430 sat, go dawgs.
December 25th, 2007 at 3:47 am
44
harleyman says:
merry christmas all
December 25th, 2007 at 10:02 am
45
The Modern Gal says:
@34
Exactly why I question whether Schnellenberger’s alive or dead.
December 25th, 2007 at 11:09 am
46
DC Trojan says:
#41 – or drink every time an SC linebacker misses Juice Williams, he salvages a first down, and somebody mentions how they couldn’t stop Vince Young / Dennis Dixon / Jake Locker.
December 25th, 2007 at 11:14 am
47
Smyth says:
Christmas Day, and no football…
WHY?
December 25th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
48
NogginsJefers says:
#45
I was wondering if this is the first time in a couple of decades that we didn’t have a game on during Christmas. Thank Montgomery for canceling the blue-gray game!
December 26th, 2007 at 12:32 am
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howboutdemgators says:
Drink every time either one of the offenses goes 3 and out.
December 26th, 2007 at 8:36 am
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db says:
#40
Why don’t we drink everytime Musberger compliments OSU, because we’ll end the day stone sober. Seriously, Musberger hasn’t given OSU more than a backhanded compliment in 10 years. With the exception of this years game he’s worn a maize and blue tie to the OSU/Michigan game every year.
December 26th, 2007 at 8:49 am