NO SHOW DUE TO HUMAN INTERACTION
by Orson on Dec 23, 2007 2:00 PM EST
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PrintWe have to interact with people we share a lot of genes with tonight, so we're canceling EDSBS Live, which we know exactly fifty of you are very, very disappointed to hear.
We have a proposal, though: The PetroSun Independence Bowl Drinking Game, broadcast live on December 30th with yours truly and Peter Bean putting our livers on the line as we drink our way through the game. Mark Jones and Bob Davie will be doing the epic slapfight between the 6-6 Colorado Buffaloes and the 6-6 Alabama Crimson Tide, so we can go ahead and guess the drinking game will involve:
--drink each time Bob Davie says "footbaw"
--drink each time Davie goes "WOOOOOO"
Based on those two requirements alone we should be talking to Dylan Thomas and Bon Scott by halftime. Leave your own rules below.
Oh, and Schnellenberger rules.
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drink when the phrase “4 million dollars” is said
by PAGator on Dec 23, 2007 2:19 PM EST reply actions
drink every time they show bob davie’s electric red visage
by NDTom on Dec 23, 2007 2:43 PM EST reply actions
chug for any mention of Dan Hawkins’ division one football rant.
by Signal to Noise on Dec 23, 2007 2:44 PM EST reply actions
Drink to Howard Schnellenberger…for 5 years consecutively.
The Schnellenberger gave up drinking after his experiences at Oklahoma, and we must praise him for such a magnanimous decision with the wassail of drink, Gov’nah.
by David Puddy on Dec 23, 2007 3:17 PM EST reply actions
I’m going to have to choose between this game and my own birthday party. It’s not going to be easy. No, seriously.
by Holly on Dec 23, 2007 4:15 PM EST reply actions
Imbibe for every mention of the Bama-ULM game, drinking double when the loss is described as “embarassing.”
by Big Jon on Dec 23, 2007 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Drink three if the phrase “Saban Nation” is used to refer to UA. I will drink three then hang myself. That phrase is used 500 times a day by Paul Finebaum.
by Tatum on Dec 23, 2007 4:32 PM EST reply actions
Drink twice at every mention of the corporate sponsor.
by bitterhorn on Dec 23, 2007 5:10 PM EST reply actions
A drink for every time Louisana-Monroe is mentioned
by marylandeer on Dec 23, 2007 5:19 PM EST reply actions
Drink every time “beautiful downtown Shreveport” is mentioned, a double when a casino is seen in the shot.
by Petie on Dec 23, 2007 5:34 PM EST reply actions
For the truly hardcore, drink every time Bullet Bob stresses a word that a normal person would not stress.
by Kevin on Dec 23, 2007 6:02 PM EST reply actions
Drink every time Cody Hawkins is referred to as Dan Hawkin’s son.
Shot every time there is an extended soliloquy about how Cody had to win over his teammates by making fun of his dad.
Drink every time someone orgasms over ESS EEE SEE speed.
Should my name change to Zone Read?
by Zone Left on Dec 23, 2007 6:15 PM EST reply actions
Shot everytime this thread gets updated. 2 shots if it’s a drunken post (that means do 2 now).
by bitterhorn on Dec 23, 2007 6:27 PM EST reply actions
Take a shot when John Parker Wilson throws a pick-6.
by stapler on Dec 23, 2007 6:54 PM EST reply actions
Last season, I was in Baghdad but had access to the Oklahoma/Iowa State game . . . the one when Adrian Peterson’s father made his first appearance since being released from prison. My roommate and I had some bootlegged vodka (no drinking allowed there) and came up with a drinking game:
Every time the camera showed Peterson’s dad, we took a drink.
Every time the announcers mentioned Peterson’s dad, we took a drink.
Every time they interviewed Peterson’s dad, we took two drinks.
By the middle of the third quarter we were completely smashed and out of vodka.
by Justin C. Cliburn on Dec 23, 2007 7:05 PM EST reply actions
Damn you, Swindle. That was two hours I could use to avoid my in-laws. And Otis Redding’s “White Christmas” is the greatest Christmas song ever recorded, you no musical-taste havin’ muthafucka.
by Harris on Dec 23, 2007 7:18 PM EST reply actions
The Waitresses’ “Christmas Wrapping”
Bruce Springsteen’s “Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town”
Mannheim Steamroller’s “Joy To The World”
Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s…well, anything
Now that’s Christmas music at its finest, Gov’nah!
by David Puddy on Dec 23, 2007 7:34 PM EST reply actions
- Justin C. Cliburn
I don’t want to get political on this site, as it is a refuge from the world. But whether one is for or against what is going on downrange, we are thankful for your service. Thanks and Merry Christmas.
by CapstoneAlum on Dec 23, 2007 7:54 PM EST reply actions
Drink every time they say the name of one of our cock sucking players.
That means anyone besides Nick Walker or Andre Smith.
A double for Simeon Castille or Jimmy Johns.
by Kecalf Bailey and your mom on Dec 23, 2007 8:28 PM EST reply actions
Bon Scott Rules!!!
If You Want Blood, Mr. Swindle, You Got It.
by Malcolm Young on Dec 23, 2007 8:30 PM EST reply actions
Drink every time you hear Musberger’s voice. It’s a lot more than you think.
THE BUCKEYES!
by Zone Left on Dec 23, 2007 8:43 PM EST reply actions
And for his next trick, Schnellenberger is going to take a Pop Warner team all the way to the Super Bowl.
by The Big Dog on Dec 23, 2007 8:51 PM EST reply actions
1 drink for any mention of barksdale air force base. 2 drinks for any shot of the base with a plane taking off (3 drinks if it is an AWAC) and 4 drinks if they mention bush was taken there on september 11, 2001.
by kleph on Dec 23, 2007 9:48 PM EST reply actions
I’m just regaining consciousness after the drinking game in the Papa John’s bowl.
One shot every time Pam Ward mentioned that Jeff Bower had been fired.
Double shot for references to the reasoning- poor attendance.
Completely comatose by halftime.
Holy shit, that was hard to listen to.
by boilerpete on Dec 24, 2007 12:14 AM EST reply actions
@ Kleph
You, sir, are a Good Man.
Regards,
Grey Squirrel
by bitterman on Dec 24, 2007 1:05 AM EST reply actions
kleph,
Good one. How about a double every time the “nukes, what the hell are nukes doing here???” debacle is mentioned?
by Petie on Dec 24, 2007 6:53 AM EST reply actions
Drink every time Colorado’s win over Nebraska is mentioned. Chug if the words “turning point” are also mentioned in context.
by Innocent Bystander on Dec 24, 2007 7:13 AM EST reply actions
Damnit, I’m going to miss this because I have tickets to watch the Pats go for perfection against the Giants.
Shit.
by Chilltown on Dec 24, 2007 8:19 AM EST reply actions
Is there any reason why a Viagra ad shows up underneath every Howard Schnellenberger photo?
He’d make a great spokesperson. Rest home Romeos, watch out!
by David on Dec 24, 2007 8:42 AM EST reply actions
1 drink for every time Sabans 6-6 record is compared to Shulas 6-6 record…..
2 drinks if they show the Joe Kines halftime inteview about the Inside Trout.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 24, 2007 9:38 AM EST reply actions
2 drinks for everytime they mention that this is Alabamas 2nd yr in a row in this bowl, except this time it cost them $4million dollars extra…..
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 24, 2007 10:29 AM EST reply actions
Did anyone else catch Schnellenberger zipping his fly vigorously on the sideline the other night?
Also, he is the only person i’ve ever seen who didnt move as the gatorade splashed over his body.
by SpookyJuice on Dec 24, 2007 11:20 AM EST reply actions
If you really want to destroy brain cells, trying drinking one every time Davie says “unbelievable.” I’m still recovering from the last David broadcast.
by Liquid Rabbit on Dec 24, 2007 12:49 PM EST reply actions
Oh topic but I thought I’d drop a link to the Pogues “Fairytale of New York” which has to be the best Christmas song ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltiY-BqvOIU
What other Christmas song can get away with slut as a lyric?
by lars on Dec 24, 2007 3:26 PM EST reply actions
drink all your beer at once if chris capps starts on the O-line
by SEC! SEC! SEC! on Dec 24, 2007 3:29 PM EST reply actions
3 hearty drinks if Nick Saban driving into a tree Saturday night gets mentioned, for whatever reason (lolz).
by Kate on Dec 24, 2007 4:25 PM EST reply actions
Why is a picture of Captain Kangaroo appearing on this post?
by Doctor Evil on Dec 24, 2007 5:19 PM EST reply actions
I’m saving all of my drinking for the national title game so I can pound one everytime Musberger licks the proverbial taint of Jim Tressel and Ohio State.
I figure I’ll be useless to everyone, including myself, by the end of the 1st half.
by David Puddy on Dec 24, 2007 10:49 PM EST reply actions
How about the Rose bowl drinking game? Take a sip every time the announcers (probably Munsberger) whines about USC not being in the NC game, and what might have been. You’ll be drunk by the end of the pregame show.
by roaminggator on Dec 24, 2007 11:51 PM EST reply actions
Well, having Keith Jackson slob USC’s knob became kind of… ‘unwieldy’, shall we say, because of the Alzheimer’s.
Bottom line, we’re all gonna be really drunk for the next week. Wooo.
by bitterhorn on Dec 25, 2007 12:08 AM EST reply actions
As I have sed b4: 4,000,000/6 = 666,666.666.
hence, satan.
Dont pick on The Fuchs Bros, aka Scheeelenburger (sp.).
AND ONLY THE ORGERON CAN SAT FUTBAWL.
Or you are under the penalty of death.
George Noory be interesting this AM. Have grandkids & wacky drinkin chilun in 6 hours in BR, NC.
cowbells 4ever at 430 sat, go dawgs.
by yoyofutbawl on Dec 25, 2007 3:47 AM EST reply actions
@34
Exactly why I question whether Schnellenberger’s alive or dead.
by The Modern Gal on Dec 25, 2007 11:09 AM EST reply actions
- - or drink every time an SC linebacker misses Juice Williams, he salvages a first down, and somebody mentions how they couldn’t stop Vince Young / Dennis Dixon / Jake Locker.
by DC Trojan on Dec 25, 2007 11:14 AM EST reply actions
#45
I was wondering if this is the first time in a couple of decades that we didn’t have a game on during Christmas. Thank Montgomery for canceling the blue-gray game!
by NogginsJefers on Dec 26, 2007 12:32 AM EST reply actions
Drink every time either one of the offenses goes 3 and out.
by howboutdemgators on Dec 26, 2007 8:36 AM EST reply actions
#40
Why don’t we drink everytime Musberger compliments OSU, because we’ll end the day stone sober. Seriously, Musberger hasn’t given OSU more than a backhanded compliment in 10 years. With the exception of this years game he’s worn a maize and blue tie to the OSU/Michigan game every year.
by db on Dec 26, 2007 8:49 AM EST reply actions
Drink everytime Davie says, “That play was YOUGE!”
by BigDawg on Dec 26, 2007 7:32 PM EST reply actions
Orson Swindle… the only guy to never get a date, hooker or free drink in Shreveport, Bossier and inside or outside the casinos.
Niiiiice… you never played any sports so you crap all over the things others accomplish or at least get off their ass and attempt. You are a bleacher creature. never an athlete or even 3rd stringer. Those who “can”, do… those who can’t but tried, coached… losers who never made it or tried, report or blog.
Sad. Please do not come to Shreveport or Bossier, ever. Tell everyone in Detroit we said “hello”.
Orsonsucksmuledicks
by Orsonsuxmuledicks on Dec 28, 2007 11:07 PM EST reply actions
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