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XMAS TUNES YULE HATE: WINTER WONDERLAND

No words...should have sent a...well, fuck that. Yeats couldn't cover the apocalypse that this version of "Winter Wonderland" unveils.

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Holy shit that is just horrible

by matt on Dec 21, 2007 10:41 AM EST reply actions  

You gave me an excruciating headache with the Winger Christmas, and then to go and do something like this….

AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!

by Fraggle Rock on Dec 21, 2007 10:45 AM EST reply actions  

That was worth it purely for Ozzie’s shriek of horror/anger/MUSTKILLWIFENOWDIEBITCH when Sharon shows up.

by hawkeye on Dec 21, 2007 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

Who knew Romo could sing like that?

by NRBQ on Dec 21, 2007 10:47 AM EST reply actions  

Okay okay okay.
I’ll do work.
Man, you didn’t have to pull out the big guns.
(And I do mean that in the way that you think I mean that.)

by South Jersey Irish on Dec 21, 2007 10:49 AM EST reply actions  

Sorry, I could only make it to 13 seconds — had to shut it down once Jessica started singing. Why can’t she just stand there, look hot and keep her mouth shut?

by Doug on Dec 21, 2007 10:50 AM EST reply actions  

jesus, the star wars christmas album sounds pretty solid in comparison to this.

by kleph on Dec 21, 2007 10:51 AM EST reply actions  

I have nothing to say about the post. I just wanted to share something that happened a couple of years ago.

I live in Columbus, MS. It is about 20 miles from Starkville and is in the same overall ‘golden triangle area’.

2 years ago, My friends and I went to go see Team America: World Police in the movie theatre(before we got the new theatre in town, this theatre probably rivaled the worst movie theatre you could go to in the entire country)

So we walk in, the front area, and then walks in the 2005 Florida Gators. They were to play MSU the next day and they decided to stay in Columbus(as most teams do). So we watched a movie with the football team. Everytime a funny part would come up, there was this unbelievable sound of 70 huge men belly-laughing in unison. The guys were really nice. Me, my brother and 2 of my friends were the only people in there with them and we kinda cut up the whole time. [name redacted] is really short. I guess tv makes you look bigger or something.

by SpookyJuice on Dec 21, 2007 10:55 AM EST reply actions  

what the fuck is wrong with you???

by gerry dorsey on Dec 21, 2007 10:55 AM EST reply actions  

O,
If you post the video of a sauced Bing Crosby dueting with a ’luded-up Bowie on “Little Drummer Boy” all will be forgiven.
Best. Christmas. Video. Ever.

by GamecockTony on Dec 21, 2007 10:56 AM EST reply actions  

That is my #1 most hated carol.

An entire day trekking up a mountain in Nepal with that song playing over and over in my head. Not knowing the words either, so I am tired, trudging with that song and a series of dah dah dahs. I still wake up in the lee hours of the night screaming at the memory. Damn you Orson, you’ve ruined my Christmas now. I’ll be sending you the therapy bill.

by okhrana on Dec 21, 2007 10:58 AM EST reply actions  

The only way that video’s better is with Jessica in her Daisy Dukes.

by NRBQ on Dec 21, 2007 11:12 AM EST reply actions  

Got any Bill Shatner (James T. Kirk) covering Christmas tunes? I think he would give Ozzie a run … and we know what he’d do with JS. Damn Canadians.

by Uncle Salty on Dec 21, 2007 11:30 AM EST reply actions  

Doug @ #6

Actually, I can think of one reason I’d not want JS to keep her mouth shut. I actually once used the line:

“Would you like to hum a tune into my microphone?”

Admittedly, it wasn’t with JS, but the originality of the line was so well received by the lady du jour that it elicited a, shall we say, uplifting performance.

by StageCoach on Dec 21, 2007 11:40 AM EST reply actions  

Who the fuck was sitting around and thought “I’ve got a great idea. Let’s do a duet with Ozzie and Jessica singing Christmas song”?

Ozzie can’t wipe that stupid grin off his face. He hasn’t seen titties like those since Black Sabbath days.

by Last Dragon on Dec 21, 2007 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

Is that even Ozzie singing or just a digital recreation of his voice? I don’t know why everyone is so upset by the worst Christmas song ever being raped by MTV’s most famous whores. I rather enjoyed it.

by jebus on Dec 21, 2007 12:23 PM EST reply actions  

The baby Jesus Christ never intended for this to happen…………………..

by justanotherbuckeye on Dec 21, 2007 12:28 PM EST reply actions  

No Offense Dept:

I like this Wonderland version:

“There’s only one Ricky Hatton,
There’s only one Ricky Hatton,
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Walking in a Hatton wonderland.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfAB9ca8oIg&feature=related

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Dec 21, 2007 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

Holy shit!

Ozzie’s monotone buzzing actually sounds better than Jessica Simpson.

Ozzie’s in a winter wonderland because of all the narcotics, though. Just wanted everyone to be aware of that.

by Rival on Dec 21, 2007 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

That’s fucked up.

And GamecockTony is right, luded up 1970’s Bowie is the only possible sorbet that might right this abortion.

by Unhappy Monkey on Dec 21, 2007 12:59 PM EST reply actions  

The Prince of Darkness and the Princess of Vapidity sing all of your favorite holiday hits!!!

I am surprised Ozzy didn’t spontaneously ignite by singing Chirstmas songs. Mr. Crowley is not amused.

by Irwin Fletcher on Dec 21, 2007 1:01 PM EST reply actions  

I may have to retake statistics classes after this … but I’m not sure who is qualitatively worse here.

Sorry friends, Ozzie’s ship sailed long ago. And Jessica … well, her baby sister isn’t pregnant at least.

That we know of.

by Kenny on Dec 21, 2007 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

I’m with Jebus, that was fucking hilarious – I haven’t had a laugh like that since Granny caught her tits in the mangler.

by DC Trojan on Dec 21, 2007 1:34 PM EST reply actions  

Ozzie? Damn, I thought that was Truman Capote’s ghost. My bad.

by SunDawg on Dec 21, 2007 3:04 PM EST reply actions  

T.O. considers this song a big distraction.

by Ramblin' Jeff on Dec 21, 2007 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Ozzy probably thought Lita Ford had aged really well.

by Will (the other one) on Dec 21, 2007 3:12 PM EST reply actions  

little baby jesus wept when this video was created

by Futbawl Fan on Dec 22, 2007 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

There is a frightening dearth of brain activity in that room…

by BurritoBrosShits on Dec 22, 2007 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

Where the Fuck did you find that?

by Andrew on Dec 23, 2007 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

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