XMAS TUNES YULE HATE: WINTER WONDERLAND
No words…should have sent a…well, fuck that. Yeats couldn’t cover the apocalypse that this version of “Winter Wonderland” unveils.
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1
matt says:
Holy shit that is just horrible
December 21st, 2007 at 10:41 am
2
Fraggle Rock says:
You gave me an excruciating headache with the Winger Christmas, and then to go and do something like this….
AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!
December 21st, 2007 at 10:45 am
3
hawkeye says:
That was worth it purely for Ozzie’s shriek of horror/anger/MUSTKILLWIFENOWDIEBITCH when Sharon shows up.
December 21st, 2007 at 10:46 am
4
NRBQ says:
Who knew Romo could sing like that?
December 21st, 2007 at 10:47 am
5
South Jersey Irish says:
Okay okay okay.
I’ll do work.
Man, you didn’t have to pull out the big guns.
(And I do mean that in the way that you think I mean that.)
December 21st, 2007 at 10:49 am
6
Doug says:
Sorry, I could only make it to 13 seconds — had to shut it down once Jessica started singing. Why can’t she just stand there, look hot and keep her mouth shut?
December 21st, 2007 at 10:50 am
7
kleph says:
jesus, the star wars christmas album sounds pretty solid in comparison to this.
December 21st, 2007 at 10:51 am
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SpookyJuice says:
I have nothing to say about the post. I just wanted to share something that happened a couple of years ago.
I live in Columbus, MS. It is about 20 miles from Starkville and is in the same overall ‘golden triangle area’.
2 years ago, My friends and I went to go see Team America: World Police in the movie theatre(before we got the new theatre in town, this theatre probably rivaled the worst movie theatre you could go to in the entire country)
So we walk in, the front area, and then walks in the 2005 Florida Gators. They were to play MSU the next day and they decided to stay in Columbus(as most teams do). So we watched a movie with the football team. Everytime a funny part would come up, there was this unbelievable sound of 70 huge men belly-laughing in unison. The guys were really nice. Me, my brother and 2 of my friends were the only people in there with them and we kinda cut up the whole time. [name redacted] is really short. I guess tv makes you look bigger or something.
December 21st, 2007 at 10:55 am
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gerry dorsey says:
what the fuck is wrong with you???
December 21st, 2007 at 10:55 am
10
GamecockTony says:
O,
If you post the video of a sauced Bing Crosby dueting with a ‘luded-up Bowie on “Little Drummer Boy” all will be forgiven.
Best. Christmas. Video. Ever.
December 21st, 2007 at 10:56 am
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okhrana says:
That is my #1 most hated carol.
An entire day trekking up a mountain in Nepal with that song playing over and over in my head. Not knowing the words either, so I am tired, trudging with that song and a series of dah dah dahs. I still wake up in the lee hours of the night screaming at the memory. Damn you Orson, you’ve ruined my Christmas now. I’ll be sending you the therapy bill.
December 21st, 2007 at 10:58 am
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NRBQ says:
The only way that video’s better is with Jessica in her Daisy Dukes.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:12 am
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Uncle Salty says:
Got any Bill Shatner (James T. Kirk) covering Christmas tunes? I think he would give Ozzie a run … and we know what he’d do with JS. Damn Canadians.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:30 am
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StageCoach says:
Doug @ #6
Actually, I can think of one reason I’d not want JS to keep her mouth shut. I actually once used the line:
“Would you like to hum a tune into my microphone?”
Admittedly, it wasn’t with JS, but the originality of the line was so well received by the lady du jour that it elicited a, shall we say, uplifting performance.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:40 am
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Last Dragon says:
Who the fuck was sitting around and thought “I’ve got a great idea. Let’s do a duet with Ozzie and Jessica singing Christmas song”?
Ozzie can’t wipe that stupid grin off his face. He hasn’t seen titties like those since Black Sabbath days.
December 21st, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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jebus says:
Is that even Ozzie singing or just a digital recreation of his voice? I don’t know why everyone is so upset by the worst Christmas song ever being raped by MTV’s most famous whores. I rather enjoyed it.
December 21st, 2007 at 12:23 pm
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justanotherbuckeye says:
The baby Jesus Christ never intended for this to happen…………………..
December 21st, 2007 at 12:28 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
No Offense Dept:
I like this Wonderland version:
“There’s only one Ricky Hatton,
There’s only one Ricky Hatton,
Walking along,
Singing a song,
Walking in a Hatton wonderland.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfAB9ca8oIg&feature=related
December 21st, 2007 at 12:40 pm
19
Rival says:
Holy shit!
Ozzie’s monotone buzzing actually sounds better than Jessica Simpson.
Ozzie’s in a winter wonderland because of all the narcotics, though. Just wanted everyone to be aware of that.
December 21st, 2007 at 12:40 pm
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Unhappy Monkey says:
That’s fucked up.
And GamecockTony is right, luded up 1970’s Bowie is the only possible sorbet that might right this abortion.
December 21st, 2007 at 12:59 pm
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Irwin Fletcher says:
The Prince of Darkness and the Princess of Vapidity sing all of your favorite holiday hits!!!
I am surprised Ozzy didn’t spontaneously ignite by singing Chirstmas songs. Mr. Crowley is not amused.
December 21st, 2007 at 1:01 pm
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Kenny says:
I may have to retake statistics classes after this … but I’m not sure who is qualitatively worse here.
Sorry friends, Ozzie’s ship sailed long ago. And Jessica … well, her baby sister isn’t pregnant at least.
That we know of.
December 21st, 2007 at 1:27 pm
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DC Trojan says:
I’m with Jebus, that was fucking hilarious – I haven’t had a laugh like that since Granny caught her tits in the mangler.
December 21st, 2007 at 1:34 pm
24
SunDawg says:
Ozzie? Damn, I thought that was Truman Capote’s ghost. My bad.
December 21st, 2007 at 3:04 pm
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Ramblin' Jeff says:
T.O. considers this song a big distraction.
December 21st, 2007 at 3:09 pm
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Will (the other one) says:
Ozzy probably thought Lita Ford had aged really well.
December 21st, 2007 at 3:12 pm
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Futbawl Fan says:
little baby jesus wept when this video was created
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:15 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
There is a frightening dearth of brain activity in that room…
December 22nd, 2007 at 7:23 pm
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Andrew says:
Where the Fuck did you find that?
December 23rd, 2007 at 8:26 pm