Comments on: XMAS TUNES YULE HATE: SILENT NIGHT

By: Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:00:53 +0000

I think I see the source of confusion:

Laying CABLE: defecation
Laying PIPE: the wild thing

By: Futbawl Fan

Futbawl Fan — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 16:08:37 +0000

Santa has come early and taken the video down… thank you baby jesus

By: CLTDawg

CLTDawg — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 02:41:24 +0000

How did Alice Cooper not murder that douchebag?

By: oc phil

oc phil — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:28:07 +0000

I actually met Kip Winger at a 4th of July party in Denver just before his band made it big and his claim to fame was having played bass for Alice Cooper. He was actually a cool guy in person at least before he got his 15 minutes of rock stardom.

Regardless, that video is hideous.

By: Daron

Daron — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:16:02 +0000

Winger rocks my world

By: xmasnvegas

xmasnvegas — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:39:12 +0000

I’d just like to say, I made it through 2 girls, 1 cup, but I was not able to make it through that.

By: Will (the other one)

Will (the other one) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:32:42 +0000

Kip may be an ass-clown, but Rod Morgenstein and Reb Beach were fucking badasses.

By: Irwin Fletcher

Irwin Fletcher — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:54:32 +0000

TCOAN-
laying the brown down = defecation
laying pipe = fornication

There of course may be regional variations. Considering the potentially very different meaning of the same phrase, its best to check your region before actual usage.

By: Rival

Rival — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:42:31 +0000

“She’s only 17! 17!”

That was originally a song about the Virgin Mary and Christmas.

True story.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 16:34:11 +0000

After hearing this one wonders what 17 year old girl he was singing about in their hit. Because both her daddy and she agree that’s pretty much crappy.

Also, I’ve been sucked into the youtube vortex that is Related Videos and there’s more modern Kip Winger gold to be had.

He and Scott Stapp should do a superduo album.

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:59:30 +0000

beast,

you are correct sir. more specifically “growing a monkey tail.”

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:58:37 +0000

tcaon,

wow, i’ve never heard that definition. we are definitely not from the same part of the world. you’re right though…its pretty funny either way.

By: Beast44

Beast44 — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:56:34 +0000

Dorsey – that’s always been “growing a tail” in my circle, but whatever works.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:53:26 +0000

@ Beast44,

Too bad it wasn’t Def Leppard.
Only one sleeve needed, then.

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 15:47:25 +0000

Gerry Dorsey @ #8-

I’ve always heard “laying pipe” as a euphemism for defecating, not sex. Your comment is still funny that way, though, just oddly personal.