HOLIDAYS: THE SCHEDULE

So you mean it’s not going to do any good if I keep pressing f5 for the next few days?

That video is the early 70’s precursor to slash fiction.

I woulda expected at LEAST one more last ditch plug for the Psycho Fan ESPN book for last minute shoppers, what no friggen Sexy santa girl cheesecake? You Scrooged us!

CHEESECAKE OR IT’S YOUR ASS!

Where is Peter Beans and his take on Cheesecake?

Where is Stranko and his take on Cheesecake?

eeegaaaad!!!! What has happened to this site?? Is it going politically correct, ever since Orson hit the Big Time. (Correction, Mid-Time, at the Sporting News.)

A Merry Christmas to you and your jolly band of bloggers, Orson!

What a total SOB. All day long I’ve had these terrible Christmas songs in my head. And I don’t even get the Cheesecake for my trouble…….

No Hawaii Bowl live blog with you and Peter falling down drunk? Shame.

Bing had a thing for Ziggy Stardust.

A couple of days ago this came up on the Christmas music shuffle and I found myself trying to explain to my kids who Bing Crosby was and why that was such an odd mix. They would pretty much see David Bowie taking Bing’s role if that were filmed today.

I couldn’t find a You Tube for my favorite Christmas song, Wall of Voodoo’s “Shouldn’t have given him a gun for Christmas”.

Happy Holidays to all.

you got a long run on sunday, buster. and don’t think i don’t know it.

My ears! And I just made my wife delete all the versions of Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum off the household Christmas mix yesterday…

Happy Holidays, Orson (and T.).

whoa. NRBQ is a highly awsome alias there friend.

Excellent, bravo!

No one can pa-rump-a-pum-pum like Bing.

And David despite his tranny, crossdressing weirdness actually has a gifted voice.

With that all said, WHERE IS THE DAMN CHEESECAKE???

Those two have had some strange ass in their day, no doubt. Down right creepy I’ll bet.
That whole video just kinda made me uncomfortable.

“Every child must be made to care . . .”

Merry Christmas everyone…even you motherfucking douchebag AU fans. In all seriousness, I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday. Drink a shit-ton of that purple drank, but be careful. No one will be in my office to accept a collect-call from the county lock-up..

Well since there is no cheesecake…I have one Christmas wish…If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Orson Swindle, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in ATL with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Bunda?

When I think of Bowie now….this stays in my head…..
Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to
Earth?
Bet you do, you freaky old bastard you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM

hey guys, just checked out orsons CBB blog, thirtyfiveseconds.com, and theres a little bunda on there, not great bunda, but maybe enough to hold u over.

That song is one of my favorites of all time. and I love Christmas songs. Merry Christmas EDSBS

Enjoy the break. We’ll get drunk and shit all over the furniture while you’re gone.

The Papa John’s Bowl kicks off in two hours. I just checked their website…I don’t see any “bowl game special” coupons.

DOES THAT CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER EXPECT ME TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR ONE OF HIS GODDAMN FUCKING PIZZAS??!?!? HE’S GOTTA BE OUTTA HIS FUCKING MIND!!!

Best and funniest Christmas song that all SEC people can relate too , is White Trash Christmas….
“Daddy got drunk and hit his head and the door, mommas cookin up another batch of smores, she better stay in the kitchen like I done told her before, its a White- Trash- Christmasssss”
Billys waitin on a check from Uncle Sam,
plus he’s having Flashbacks from Viet-NAM…
I’ll find a link……

Try this one..
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/Audio/MadMusicHour/2006-12-10/TheMadMusicShow57-6_64k.mp3

Mr. PP – play the “White Trash Christmas” song as much as you can. Everytime someone does, it adds to the royalty check my family gets for being the inspiration. Maybe after a few hundred thousand hits on YouTube and Momma can get that lesion burned off her back. As it stands now, sis has been trying to make ends meet on PornTube. Daddy says she’s a natural, all limber and shit.

OK. Let me preface this by saying I’m kinda drunk (I had to start early as I am goin to the Lions-Chiefs game tomorrow). So Floria State was started as a girls school, right? How ironic is it then, that Seminole could be misaken as Semen-Hole? Hmmm…

Bowie sucks balls and so does everyone that is a fan of his.

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No, I think Bowie has already passed that phase. Sucking balls was during the “Dancing in the Streets” with Mick Jagger and “Under Pressure” with Queen days.

Now I think he’s back to having sex with women. And rocking our collective faces off.

Since 1969, Kelph.

(oops – dated myself)

(should read Kleph)

Have a great holiday Orson, but can we have an open thread about tOSU basketball team handily whipping the Florida Gators today? How do you go almost 2 months or 12 games into the season without a single away game?

Florida Gators, 0-1 in away games.

One request I think would be terrific to round out a wild 2007. Shouldn’t we have a “best of 2007” of EDSBS. I mean like – “This speedo is holding back more than Hoover dam, baby” and “My moms, cause that bitch is tha realist bitch alive” – These among others touched my life and made me a better man for 2008.

We could call them the “Marques Slocum” Awards and the statues would be in the shape of a fuck lion.

Just a thought.

I have a lot of time on my hands since the Irish are just building snow shelters and preparing for San Diego State. At least we can’t lose another bowl game this year.