HOLIDAYS: THE SCHEDULE
The itinerary, bedecked in holly and waiting under the misteltoe with cookies and peppermint schnapps under its breath:
22nd-25th: Nothing here. Nada. Maybe a bowl preview if one creeps up, but that’s it. We’ll be playing video games with Cuddles and using vodka tonics as a chaser to all the purple drank we’ll be downing. Orson Swindle’s Skrewd and Choppd Christmas, Lawyaz!
Addendum! EDSBS LIVE is still…live. On Sunday night at 7:00 p.m. EST, at this here site or at NowLive. We’ll be talking about Howard Schnellenberger’s mustache, among other things.
26th: Right back at it like an addict, travel permitting.
Enjoy the holiday, drive safely if at all, and take this time to tell the ones you love that you love them, cherish them, and no, you love the five pound beefstick gift set you got from them, and that there was no way they could have known you’ve gone vegetarian. After all, it’s only been eight years.
To close the week, we bring you the finest Christmas duet ever recorded. Enjoy, and take care.
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DC Trojan says:
So you mean it’s not going to do any good if I keep pressing f5 for the next few days?
December 21st, 2007 at 4:50 pm
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Mark says:
That video is the early 70’s precursor to slash fiction.
December 21st, 2007 at 4:57 pm
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Brian says:
I woulda expected at LEAST one more last ditch plug for the Psycho Fan ESPN book for last minute shoppers, what no friggen Sexy santa girl cheesecake? You Scrooged us!
December 21st, 2007 at 5:06 pm
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Hook'em Tide says:
CHEESECAKE OR IT’S YOUR ASS!
December 21st, 2007 at 5:08 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Where is Peter Beans and his take on Cheesecake?
Where is Stranko and his take on Cheesecake?
eeegaaaad!!!! What has happened to this site?? Is it going politically correct, ever since Orson hit the Big Time. (Correction, Mid-Time, at the Sporting News.)
December 21st, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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olb says:
A Merry Christmas to you and your jolly band of bloggers, Orson!
December 21st, 2007 at 5:33 pm
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Last Dragon says:
What a total SOB. All day long I’ve had these terrible Christmas songs in my head. And I don’t even get the Cheesecake for my trouble…….
December 21st, 2007 at 5:38 pm
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Chilltown says:
No Hawaii Bowl live blog with you and Peter falling down drunk? Shame.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
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MorningBeer says:
Bing had a thing for Ziggy Stardust.
December 21st, 2007 at 5:50 pm
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oc phil says:
A couple of days ago this came up on the Christmas music shuffle and I found myself trying to explain to my kids who Bing Crosby was and why that was such an odd mix. They would pretty much see David Bowie taking Bing’s role if that were filmed today.
I couldn’t find a You Tube for my favorite Christmas song, Wall of Voodoo’s “Shouldn’t have given him a gun for Christmas”.
Happy Holidays to all.
December 21st, 2007 at 6:46 pm
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kleph says:
you got a long run on sunday, buster. and don’t think i don’t know it.
December 21st, 2007 at 6:48 pm
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NRBQ says:
My ears! And I just made my wife delete all the versions of Pa-rum-pa-pum-pum off the household Christmas mix yesterday…
Happy Holidays, Orson (and T.).
December 21st, 2007 at 6:57 pm
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kleph says:
whoa. NRBQ is a highly awsome alias there friend.
December 21st, 2007 at 7:04 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Excellent, bravo!
No one can pa-rump-a-pum-pum like Bing.
And David despite his tranny, crossdressing weirdness actually has a gifted voice.
With that all said, WHERE IS THE DAMN CHEESECAKE???
December 21st, 2007 at 7:10 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
Those two have had some strange ass in their day, no doubt. Down right creepy I’ll bet.
That whole video just kinda made me uncomfortable.
December 21st, 2007 at 8:02 pm
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WDBill says:
“Every child must be made to care . . .”
December 21st, 2007 at 9:34 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
Merry Christmas everyone…even you motherfucking douchebag AU fans. In all seriousness, I hope everyone has a wonderful holiday. Drink a shit-ton of that purple drank, but be careful. No one will be in my office to accept a collect-call from the county lock-up..
December 21st, 2007 at 9:46 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Well since there is no cheesecake…I have one Christmas wish…If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Orson Swindle, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in ATL with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Bunda?
December 21st, 2007 at 10:30 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
When I think of Bowie now….this stays in my head…..
Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to
Earth?
Bet you do, you freaky old bastard you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM
December 21st, 2007 at 10:38 pm
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jake steely says:
hey guys, just checked out orsons CBB blog, thirtyfiveseconds.com, and theres a little bunda on there, not great bunda, but maybe enough to hold u over.
December 21st, 2007 at 11:07 pm
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ethanator1088 says:
That song is one of my favorites of all time. and I love Christmas songs. Merry Christmas EDSBS
December 21st, 2007 at 11:54 pm
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Jorg� the Bass Player says:
Enjoy the break. We’ll get drunk and shit all over the furniture while you’re gone.
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:22 am
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Raider Red says:
The Papa John’s Bowl kicks off in two hours. I just checked their website…I don’t see any “bowl game special” coupons.
DOES THAT CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER EXPECT ME TO PAY FULL PRICE FOR ONE OF HIS GODDAMN FUCKING PIZZAS??!?!? HE’S GOTTA BE OUTTA HIS FUCKING MIND!!!
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:18 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Best and funniest Christmas song that all SEC people can relate too , is White Trash Christmas….
“Daddy got drunk and hit his head and the door, mommas cookin up another batch of smores, she better stay in the kitchen like I done told her before, its a White- Trash- Christmasssss”
Billys waitin on a check from Uncle Sam,
plus he’s having Flashbacks from Viet-NAM…
I’ll find a link……
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:28 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Try this one..
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/Audio/MadMusicHour/2006-12-10/TheMadMusicShow57-6_64k.mp3
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Mr. PP – play the “White Trash Christmas” song as much as you can. Everytime someone does, it adds to the royalty check my family gets for being the inspiration. Maybe after a few hundred thousand hits on YouTube and Momma can get that lesion burned off her back. As it stands now, sis has been trying to make ends meet on PornTube. Daddy says she’s a natural, all limber and shit.
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:18 pm
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yak says:
OK. Let me preface this by saying I’m kinda drunk (I had to start early as I am goin to the Lions-Chiefs game tomorrow). So Floria State was started as a girls school, right? How ironic is it then, that Seminole could be misaken as Semen-Hole? Hmmm…
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:50 pm
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Rome says:
Bowie sucks balls and so does everyone that is a fan of his.
December 22nd, 2007 at 5:46 pm
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Sad State of Affairs says:
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No, I think Bowie has already passed that phase. Sucking balls was during the “Dancing in the Streets” with Mick Jagger and “Under Pressure” with Queen days.
Now I think he’s back to having sex with women. And rocking our collective faces off.
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:23 pm
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NRBQ says:
Since 1969, Kelph.
(oops – dated myself)
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:56 pm
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NRBQ says:
(should read Kleph)
December 22nd, 2007 at 6:57 pm
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bnb614 says:
Have a great holiday Orson, but can we have an open thread about tOSU basketball team handily whipping the Florida Gators today? How do you go almost 2 months or 12 games into the season without a single away game?
Florida Gators, 0-1 in away games.
December 22nd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
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AtlDomer says:
One request I think would be terrific to round out a wild 2007. Shouldn’t we have a “best of 2007″ of EDSBS. I mean like – “This speedo is holding back more than Hoover dam, baby” and “My moms, cause that bitch is tha realist bitch alive” – These among others touched my life and made me a better man for 2008.
We could call them the “Marques Slocum” Awards and the statues would be in the shape of a fuck lion.
Just a thought.
I have a lot of time on my hands since the Irish are just building snow shelters and preparing for San Diego State. At least we can’t lose another bowl game this year.
December 23rd, 2007 at 9:59 am