HEY, A BIG CFL PLAYER’S CRAPPING ON YOUR HOUSE.
HT: With Leather.
Neighbor: Jeez, Ted. That’s quite a thing you got there.
Ted: Thanks. Man, isn’t it awesome? It only cost four thousand dollars. It’s amazing what you can get these days.
Neighbor: Oh, my.
Ted: I know! My daughter’s teeth are totally fucked up. Like someone nailed a coral reef in her mouth. It’s wild in there. But when an opportunity comes along like this one, you have to leap, right?
Neighbor: Oh, yeah. So, you’re a huge CFL fan?
Ted: What? Holy shit, where the fuck do you breathe, man? That’s an Ohio State Buckeye, man.
Neighbor: Oh, I’m sorry. I got confused there for a second. And you went to Michigan, right?
Ted: No way! Class of ‘92, THE Ohio State University. You have to say it that way.
Neighbor: Apologies. I just assumed as much, since a huge Buckeye that looks like he’s taking a shit on someone’s house should, metaphorically speaking, go above a Michigan fan’s house.
Ted: Oh…um….hey! Just got that one! Nice!
Neighbor: No problem. Here’s a court order saying to take it down in the next 36 hours before my children get rickets. We haven’t seen the sun in three days.
Ted: Fuck.
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I vote Notre Dame to the Big 10….should fit right in ……
then in 4 yrs you would have some decent comp…Michigan, tOSU, Illini,ND….Zooker should make it fun for a lil bit til he gets another gig
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 24, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
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Well if tOSU played such a tough strong schedule, whats all the hub-bub?
Bravo to tOSU for finding the shortcut to the MNC by having no real Conf Championship and no bye week…all they are doing is working the system…
and finding an easy way to the MNC, just to get their eyes drilled out to a healthy, Michigan man coached LSU team…or insert your next SEC champion here________(more than likely Florida or Georgia for the next 2 yrs) ……Big 10 or Pac 10 champ vs SEC champ…dont know if Big 12 will make it back since they are like 1 outta three the last couple times they have been there….1 fer Texas, 0-2 for Okla. vs LSU and USC……I think Michigan will do better next year, should be interesting to see how a traditional Big 10 school does w/ a gimmicky offense…
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 24, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
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As I remember it there were people wanting OSU to play Michigan again for the MNC. Just add a team to the televen and have a Conf. Champ game. That will solve your “layoff” problem. Plus, make some cash.
Comment by Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ — December 24, 2007 @ 1:06 am
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Just going out on a limb here but maybe Florida’s players said the thing aobut OSU not being that great becauase they were true, I mean from every indication we recieved last year 4-5 SEC opponents were more difficult than OSU. As for Meyer, given the crap he took about “whining an undeserving team into the game” I think he was polite in his triumph.
Comment by Socraticsilence — December 23, 2007 @ 6:46 pm
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#61
0-9 . Will that help you understand.
Comment by Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ — December 23, 2007 @ 8:12 am
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@ 57
It is the same logic every year, all the time. Are there bonehead Buckeye fans? Sure, like everywhere. But I don’t know anyone who didn’t respect Florida going into the game last year. Believing in your team is as it should be. Giving respect to your oponent is also part of the deal.
When OSU loses, you invariably hear (from Tress & the players) praise of the opponent for a job well done. When the Bucks win, you hear them sing the same praises for the opponent’s talent & effort exerted. I respect that classiness from anyone willing to show it, be they Buckeye, Trojan, Wolverine, whomever. There is no more bitter rivalry than OSU-Michigan, but the games are always classy and full of respect for one another.
That said, review the things said by the Gators after last year’s MNC game. Sadly, I was not surprised to hear it from the players, but Meyer was a real disappointment. I expected more from an Ohio guy.
Congrats, sincerely, to LSU for a fine season. If my Bucks are able to pull off the impossible upset, I will be more than happy to have them as a National Champion, having defeated a really good SEC team to do it.
Comment by StageCoach — December 22, 2007 @ 10:35 pm
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in the spirit of Canadian Football…JOY TO THE ROUGE!
Besides, what could be more fun than punting on 3rd down, 110-yard fields, 20-yard endzones, and uprights on the goalline? Nothing, I contend!
Comment by David Puddy — December 22, 2007 @ 10:08 pm
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OSU being 0-8 versus the SEC in bowl games has as much relevance to the MNC as OSU being undefeated all-time vs. LSU.
Comment by poguemahone — December 22, 2007 @ 9:31 pm