Comments on: BOWLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL: THE QUICKIE VERSION, SCHNELLENBERGER-STYLE http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:06:31 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: stapler http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276791 stapler Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:35:26 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276791 Schnellenberger is a bad-ass all right, but let's hope a gatorade shower doesnt send him to the other side George Allen style. Schnellenberger is a bad-ass all right, but let’s hope a gatorade shower doesnt send him to the other side George Allen style.

]]> By: David Puddy http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276754 David Puddy Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:17:51 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276754 #23 Howard Schnellenberger single-handedly destroyed the Carthaginians in the 3rd Punic War (not the Romans, the Schnellenberger). He obviously has much greater tasks at hand than wasting away his efforts in the barren, desolute territory known as the "Stillwater." Besides, he's on his way to Africa as we speak to claim the Western Sahara territory for his own, private beach (Boca Raton's getting full). #23

Howard Schnellenberger single-handedly destroyed the Carthaginians in the 3rd Punic War (not the Romans, the Schnellenberger). He obviously has much greater tasks at hand than wasting away his efforts in the barren, desolute territory known as the
“Stillwater.”

Besides, he’s on his way to Africa as we speak to claim the Western Sahara territory for his own, private beach (Boca Raton’s getting full).

]]> By: Mr Pelican Pants http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276702 Mr Pelican Pants Sat, 22 Dec 2007 14:55:02 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276702 #22 +100 for Dead Milkmen ref.... Yeh, but their building landing strips for gay martians.... #19 I tried making the same request "The Schell Treatment", and have my wife do all what you listed there for me.....Simply told me to go fuck myself.... #22
+100 for Dead Milkmen ref….
Yeh, but their building landing strips for gay martians….

#19
I tried making the same request “The Schell Treatment”, and have my wife do all what you listed there for me…..Simply told me to go fuck myself….

]]> By: Soonertruth http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276659 Soonertruth Sat, 22 Dec 2007 08:28:39 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276659 Schnelly underrated? I'd believe it if he had ever managed to beat Oklahoma State. Schnelly underrated? I’d believe it if he had ever managed to beat Oklahoma State.

]]> By: jon http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276647 jon Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:21:48 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276647 Speaking of the FAU Owls, I give you this brilliance: You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I ay, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil? Speaking of the FAU Owls, I give you this brilliance:
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He’s a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don’t believe it.

Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. “Dad, get me a burrow owl. I’ll never ask for anything else as long as I live.” So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there’s the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I ay, “What are you looking for?” He says “I’m looking for my burrow owl.”

I say, “Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?” Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?

]]> By: Raider Red http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276644 Raider Red Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:55:54 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276644 How long has gerry dorsey been on this site? FAU is the school that did NOT have the legendary A'Mod Ned storming the beaches of Normandy, err, Miami. How long has gerry dorsey been on this site?

FAU is the school that did NOT have the legendary A’Mod Ned storming the beaches of Normandy, err, Miami.

]]> By: NogginsJefers http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276641 NogginsJefers Sat, 22 Dec 2007 05:42:59 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276641 Be careful with how you talk about Bronson. Dude can pull of a death wish from the grave. Be careful with how you talk about Bronson. Dude can pull of a death wish from the grave.

]]> By: David Puddy http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276633 David Puddy Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:47:18 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276633 You don't dump Gatorade on Howard Schnellenberger...You bathe him in a jacuzzi of the finest oils of the Orient, serenade him with Christmas classics with a live appearance by Mannheim Steamroller, and feed him the sweetest figs and dates from the Mesopotamian valley between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers. And to top it off, splash him with the bold, masculine scent of Charles Bronson's Mandom. Only a true gentleman would command such attention. Every other mere mortal of a coach can have a spit-filled Gatorade bath, but not Howard Schnellberger. You don’t dump Gatorade on Howard Schnellenberger…You bathe him in a jacuzzi of the finest oils of the Orient, serenade him with Christmas classics with a live appearance by Mannheim Steamroller, and feed him the sweetest figs and dates from the Mesopotamian valley between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.

And to top it off, splash him with the bold, masculine scent of Charles Bronson’s Mandom.

Only a true gentleman would command such attention. Every other mere mortal of a coach can have a spit-filled Gatorade bath, but not Howard Schnellberger.

]]> By: Mr Pelican Pants http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276621 Mr Pelican Pants Sat, 22 Dec 2007 03:12:27 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276621 Schnell is singlehandley responsible for bringing Broadway Joe to the Capstone...he was told by Bear Bryant "Dont leave Pennsylvania without my QB!" and he didnt......then Bear suspended him for a season, a few yrs later for rumors that he was drinking.... Can you imagine Urban Meyer suspending Tim Tebow for drinking? for a season? like next year? Schnell is singlehandley responsible for bringing
Broadway Joe to the Capstone…he was told by Bear Bryant “Dont leave Pennsylvania without my QB!”
and he didnt……then Bear suspended him for a season, a few yrs later for rumors that he was drinking….
Can you imagine Urban Meyer suspending Tim Tebow for drinking? for a season? like next year?

]]> By: bitterhorn http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276605 bitterhorn Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:07:30 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276605 Go Schnell! I need FAU to make up for that hideous showing by Navy in my bracket. Merry Fucking Christmas, Everybody! Go Schnell! I need FAU to make up for that hideous showing by Navy in my bracket.

Merry Fucking Christmas, Everybody!

]]> By: David Puddy http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276602 David Puddy Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:00:22 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276602 Howard Schnellenberger is your father. He fucked every last one of the women on this planet, we are all eternally indebted to his greatness...and 'stache. How beneficent and magnanimous of the great Schnellenberger. A human being behaving humanly...Brilliant! Howard Schnellenberger is your father. He fucked every last one of the women on this planet, we are all eternally indebted to his greatness…and ’stache.

How beneficent and magnanimous of the great Schnellenberger. A human being behaving humanly…Brilliant!

]]> By: Brian http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276567 Brian Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:08:48 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276567 #8 - that's more or less what I meant, but good calling out of my comment. #8 – that’s more or less what I meant, but good calling out of my comment.

]]> By: yoyofutbawl http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276561 yoyofutbawl Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:37:38 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276561 13 Feynman was the man. Learned Portugese in a week and quit drinking stone cold when it got in the way of his poontang conquests. That's REAL dedication. Roy & Luke Fuchs! "$17,500 for a Mercedes Benz 450SL??? That's too fuckin' high!" 13

Feynman was the man. Learned Portugese in a week and quit drinking stone cold when it got in the way of his poontang conquests. That’s REAL dedication.

Roy & Luke Fuchs! “$17,500 for a Mercedes Benz 450SL??? That’s too fuckin’ high!”

]]> By: panhandler http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276557 panhandler Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:27:57 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276557 Someone MSPaint some red and blue Zubaz on that pic of Schnell and he'll look like Carl. An angry grey-haired Carl. Feynman was a <i>peeerrrvvv!</i> God bless him... and every Brazilian who loved him. Someone MSPaint some red and blue Zubaz on that pic of Schnell and he’ll look like Carl. An angry grey-haired Carl.

Feynman was a peeerrrvvv! God bless him… and every Brazilian who loved him.

]]> By: Sad State of Affairs http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/comment-page-1/#comment-276555 Sad State of Affairs Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:18:02 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/21/bowld-and-the-beautiful-the-quickie-version-schnellenberger-style/#comment-276555 Also, I wish mustaches were in style. Why did we as a society say no to such a beautiful thing? Also also, props to Schnelly for wearing a suit on the sidelines. Truly a lost art among coaches. Also, I wish mustaches were in style. Why did we as a society say no to such a beautiful thing?

Also also, props to Schnelly for wearing a suit on the sidelines. Truly a lost art among coaches.

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