EXPECT DELAYS, HUCKLEBERRY

by Orson on Dec 20, 2007 9:38 AM EST

Expect delays, as we are limping to the finish in a race to Christmas break. In the meantime, please enjoy the news that Florida assistant Doc Holliday has interviewed at West Virginia and has allegedly done very well despite being a fall-down drunken tubercular lunger with a penchant for fast women and high-stakes games of chance.

LSUFreek strikes again.

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Why couch, you’re not burning. How lewd.

by Jerkwheat on Dec 20, 2007 9:58 AM EST reply actions

One things for sure, he aint no daisy…..

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 20, 2007 10:00 AM EST reply actions

In moonshine….there is truth…….

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 20, 2007 10:01 AM EST reply actions

Urban: Doc, why do you want to take a head coaching job in your condition? You don’t need to be doing this.
Doc: West Virginia is my friend.
Urban: Aw hell Doc, I got lots of friends.
Doc: I don’t.

by Biggus Rickus on Dec 20, 2007 10:09 AM EST reply actions

Word on the street is the interview was like playing cards with the AD’s brother’s kids, or somethin

by Tater Salad on Dec 20, 2007 10:11 AM EST reply actions

Maybe it’s just me, but I could see Rick Trickett as Wyatt

Skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.

I said throw down, boy!

You gonna do somethin, or just stand there and bleed?

by Tater Salad on Dec 20, 2007 10:14 AM EST reply actions

listen mr. west fuckin’ virginia couch burner…law don’t go ’round here….savvy???

by gerry dorsey on Dec 20, 2007 10:15 AM EST reply actions

Doc: Know what I’d do? I’d take that deal then crawfish and drill that Ol’ Devil in the ass. How bout you Rod? What you do?

Rod: I already did it.

by Biggus Rickus on Dec 20, 2007 10:21 AM EST reply actions

Biggus pulled the two best lines of the whole damn movie.

by Unhappy Monkey on Dec 20, 2007 10:30 AM EST reply actions

I thought the NCAA limited schools to interviewing just one drunk per coaching vacancy? Or has Terry Bowden not been interviewed yet?

Maybe I made that up but I thought this issue came up during the Michigan search.

http://thebigeleventh.blogspot.com/

by Big 11th Blog on Dec 20, 2007 11:03 AM EST reply actions

I ain’t easy and I ain’t your kid, so you can take sorry and shove it up your ass.

Sincerely,
Coach Rod

by Spats on Dec 20, 2007 11:06 AM EST reply actions

Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
[“Events are the teachers of fools” meaning: “Fools have to learn by experience”]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
[“Rest in peace” meaning: “It’s your funeral!”]
WVU AD: Come on boys. We don’t want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo’s an educated man. Now I really hate him.

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 20, 2007 11:33 AM EST reply actions