EXPECT DELAYS, HUCKLEBERRY
Expect delays, as we are limping to the finish in a race to Christmas break. In the meantime, please enjoy the news that Florida assistant Doc Holliday has interviewed at West Virginia and has allegedly done very well despite being a fall-down drunken tubercular lunger with a penchant for fast women and high-stakes games of chance.

LSUFreek strikes again.
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One things for sure, he aint no daisy…..
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 20, 2007 10:00 AM EST reply actions
Urban: Doc, why do you want to take a head coaching job in your condition? You don’t need to be doing this.
Doc: West Virginia is my friend.
Urban: Aw hell Doc, I got lots of friends.
Doc: I don’t.
by Biggus Rickus on Dec 20, 2007 10:09 AM EST reply actions
Word on the street is the interview was like playing cards with the AD’s brother’s kids, or somethin
by Tater Salad on Dec 20, 2007 10:11 AM EST reply actions
Maybe it’s just me, but I could see Rick Trickett as Wyatt
Skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.
I said throw down, boy!
You gonna do somethin, or just stand there and bleed?
by Tater Salad on Dec 20, 2007 10:14 AM EST reply actions
listen mr. west fuckin’ virginia couch burner…law don’t go ’round here….savvy???
by gerry dorsey on Dec 20, 2007 10:15 AM EST reply actions
Doc: Know what I’d do? I’d take that deal then crawfish and drill that Ol’ Devil in the ass. How bout you Rod? What you do?
Rod: I already did it.
by Biggus Rickus on Dec 20, 2007 10:21 AM EST reply actions
Biggus pulled the two best lines of the whole damn movie.
by Unhappy Monkey on Dec 20, 2007 10:30 AM EST reply actions
I thought the NCAA limited schools to interviewing just one drunk per coaching vacancy? Or has Terry Bowden not been interviewed yet?
Maybe I made that up but I thought this issue came up during the Michigan search.
by Big 11th Blog on Dec 20, 2007 11:03 AM EST reply actions
I ain’t easy and I ain’t your kid, so you can take sorry and shove it up your ass.
Sincerely,
Coach Rod
by Spats on Dec 20, 2007 11:06 AM EST reply actions
Johnny Ringo: [pats his gun] Eventus stultorum magister.
[“Events are the teachers of fools” meaning: “Fools have to learn by experience”]
Doc Holliday: [gives a Cheshire cat smile] In pace requiescat.
[“Rest in peace” meaning: “It’s your funeral!”]
WVU AD: Come on boys. We don’t want any trouble in here. Not in any language.
Doc Holliday: Evidently Mr. Ringo’s an educated man. Now I really hate him.
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 20, 2007 11:33 AM EST reply actions
Coach Rick Trickett: What is that now? Twelve hands in a row? Holliday, son of a bitch, nobody’s that lucky.
Doc Holliday: Why Rick, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker’s just not your game, Rick. I know! Let’s have a spelling contest!
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 20, 2007 11:35 AM EST reply actions
Thats the best football rivalry Ive seeen, a team coached by Doc Holliday vs a team coached by Johnny Ringo….they call it the Tombstone Bowl…..
by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 20, 2007 11:41 AM EST reply actions
This site could be my best find of the year. That dude can scrawl.
by Uncle Salty on Dec 20, 2007 12:46 PM EST reply actions
- aceer
Little known fact: Brushing up on Urban slang gets rid of KillJoyness.
Both words exist:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dinkleberry
(..but only one had a “k” sound as in huckleberry, so…)
by LSUfreek on Dec 20, 2007 1:20 PM EST reply actions

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