CURIOUS INDEX, 12/20/07

Speaking of NAME REDACTED, I would like to smoke three or four bowls and cruise around downtown Hartford in his limo/golf cart.

Peter Laurie? The coauthor of Apache: The Definitive Guide, 3nd Edition?

I wonder where Hugh Laurie falls on Peter King’s list.

I don’t get the joke behind the Gupta link. Methinks it might be incorrect.

coach hawk is beginning to enter the pantheon of hilariously insane coaches that i can’t help but love, like the orgeron, the right reverand houston nutt, and of course, the dread pirate leach

i particularily enjoyed this excerpt from his sweetass blog, wherein he described one of his favorite holiday books…

““The Long Walk” by Slavomir Rawicz. An inspirational story of a man who overcomes man’s unhumanity to man. Just when we think we have it tough, we learn of others who rise like the Phoenix through more pain and suffering than we could ever imagine.”

such unhumanity really puts the holiday season in perspective…

FIxed, fixed, fixed. We blame society and wild dogs for the error.

My favorite piece of the Hawk Blog is the thesaurus listing for "hard work’. What’s more inspiring than drudgery, grub work and interminability?

goddamned baby-eatin dingos.

In the Gupta link, I first read the title of his upcoming documentary “Chasing Youssif” as “Chasing Yourself,” which made me wonder why a Michigan grad would be doing a documentary on Minnesota’s defense.

Maaaaaaaaaaaiden!

In relation to the WVU coaching story, ESPN is reporting that Terry Bowden is getting a big push to get the gig (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3162874)

As a Florida fan, I say goooooooooooooo Bowden!

Orson, you’ve outdone yourself. A double dose of Maiden in less than a week.

Bra-fucking-vo

Thanks for the reminder, Kleph…what’s the most recent points spread between Ted and the Dingo’s?

9 – As a UConn fan, I say GOOOOOOOOOOOO Bowden! If West Virginia had half a brain, they’d stick an assistant there and win the national title next year with everyone coming back. Afer that, who cares?

Instead, they’re going to bring Bowden and blow the whole thing up. I can’t wait. UConn in the 2009 Orange Bowl!!!!

The parallels between [NAME REDACTED] and Bill and Ted and the Wyld Stallions!!! is just too much. I fear that the significance and importance of [NAME REDACTED] to the future will not be known to us until it is just too late. With any luck Rufus in a phone booth has already arrived and is leading the [NAME REDACTED]ster on a journey through history to learn how to consistently coach a team, in addition to assembling talent and ?getting better and better.?

Maiden makes every post better.

Navy will see your Darrell Mack, and raise you a Zerb Singleton:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/college/bal-sp.navyfoot20dec20,0,2354959.story

Into the valley of Death
 Rode the six hundred.

i’ve always wondered about gupta’s credentials. what a fuckin’ joke that guy is.

and peter king is a new englander…therefore he prefers to give out “boston pancakes.”

I don’t know, I was thinking Blueberry with Zook – improves my workout.

Antwoine Fisher doesnt see what the big deal about Darrell Macks story is……hence where we get the phrase…“App State just beat Michigan like they were Antwoine Fisher”

Up the irons, bitches!

Come on, play some Dio.

Coach Hawk’s kids are dead-on about Pandora. Very cool site.

Closing with “See ya in Shreveport, right?” – even he knows his fans aren’t going there.

Is Dan Hawkins being played by Gary Busey?

A day in the life of Dan"the inspiration man" Hawkins.

[/mowing the front yard]
Tis’ great the spirit of bermuda grass, like life itself, periodically getting clipped of nonconformity while retaining and enhancing its roots of nourishment.

[/painting the den]
All great decors begin with a single brush stroke.

[/eating breakfast]
Like snap,crackle and pop…. never fail to cry out loud and resist the trend toward mushiness.

I could go on but employment is necessary to maintain my standard of living.

Is that Steve Nash on drums…? I knew he was multi-talented but that’s impressive.

Yeh new reality show…..“I’m With Hawkins”……this guy makes Gary Busey seem sane….
Notre Dame sees your Darrell Mack story and raises you Charlie Weiss, at least for this year…..Jimmy Clausen felt like Antwoine Fisher, minus the molesting, or maybe not…

Dr. Sanjay Gupta is a Michigan man.
But to truly get to know CNN’s chief medical correspondent, you have to hear him talk about the Michigan prospects. The 38-year-old smiles when he says their names and quickly whips out his cell phone to show you a picture of them splashing around in his bathtub.

I was trying to speed read and thats what I thought I read, and it caught me offguard….

PeliPants, #27

Same mistake here.

Wasn’t Gupta the dumbfuck that diagnosed Wyatt Sexton with Lyme Disease without ever seeing him? I think so. Spared ol’ Wyatt the embarassment of not being able to handle the psychedelic mindblowing upside down blue choo-choo train spewing bleeding dove wings sensory explosion that is the Dave Matthews Band on acid. DMB is for lightweights. Pussy.

Ari Gold is another fictional character w/ Michigan ties. (Has an MBA and JD…which had to be a fun several years of study).

“Took my wife to Red Rocks on Thursday night to see ABBA. Why? Well, it was for her birthday. Now, I love music, but I can say I’m not much of an ABBA guy, but my wife is. You stay married for 25 years by making sacrifices for each other. My wife is a saint and she has made MANY sacrifices for me. Dedicating some time with her and doing something SHE wanted to do TOGETHER was a reasonable sacrifice I needed to make. Red Rocks was stunning, the concert was fun, and the time spent with her was priceless.

Remember? Focus on the process, just get better, quit trying to win and just be a winner. Life, marriage, or football—it’s all the same."

LOLOLOLOLOL

Texas size BS -
Steve Nash is Canadian.
Come on, dude.

It is not true that the Vols will have access to David Cutcliffe in two years. Ted Roof had 4 and 1/2 seasons there with a win total of 6 games. The saying in Durham is “What will be left after a nuclear winter? Cockroaches and the Duke football coach.” These are not high expectations. Although it pains me to say it, football is merely a placeholder to basketball season in Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill. I do hope that Cutcliffe does well, as he is a talented coach who got a raw deal at Ole Miss, but there is not much to live up to.

Herb-
Kinda makes you wonder if Will or Orson even watched the Army-Navy game, where they mentioned him every thirty or forty seconds. The Z. Singleton kid has not only been though as much, he’s really bright too.

1. You think its a coincidence App State’s mascot is name Yosef?

Once again, Gupta can’t help but to make crap up.

As a UM season ticket holder, the window for renewing tickets is in sthe spring and in the spring only.

Not quite sure which tickets he was renewing last week…

Sorry, dude, but House MD, went to Hopkins not Michigan. My daughter was a cheerleader @ UM, but I went to the Hop & we claim House as one of our own.
Coincidentally the Hopkins Blue Jays also are cheered on by their faithful with the phrase Go Blue. Of course they are perhaps the only collegiate sports team with a greater winning % than the Wolverines…albeit in lacrosse, not football.
History lesson complete, Go Blue