Comments on: SCHADENFREUDE, REVIEWED IN FULL http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:20:35 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Mr Pelican Pants http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-276288 Mr Pelican Pants Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:55:22 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-276288 #12 Thanks GI Joe........ #12
Thanks GI Joe……..

]]> By: Holly http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-276067 Holly Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:29:04 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-276067 Ooooh, leading a post with a dictionary definition. Elegant! Ooooh, leading a post with a dictionary definition. Elegant!

]]> By: TIGERinATL http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-276050 TIGERinATL Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:35:57 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-276050 #9 - I don't know what your level of bacon cooking/eating experience is, but you are dead fucking wrong. Nothing is worse than slimy, sloppy (thanks Jesco) under cooked bacon. It should be just a little brown when you take it off the skillet. It's limp then, but dries and hardens in about 30 seconds on the plate. Crunchy, fatty goodness, aaauuugghhh... Damn I'm hungry. #9 – I don’t know what your level of bacon cooking/eating experience is, but you are dead fucking wrong. Nothing is worse than slimy, sloppy (thanks Jesco) under cooked bacon. It should be just a little brown when you take it off the skillet. It’s limp then, but dries and hardens in about 30 seconds on the plate. Crunchy, fatty goodness, aaauuugghhh…

Damn I’m hungry.

]]> By: hunglikehussain http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-276028 hunglikehussain Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:11:13 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-276028 Madison Avenue are you listening? During the holiday season men are bombarded with advertisements for the latest "prestige" perfume, knowing that we will go out on Christmas Eve and buy this olfactory irritating crap because we can't afford the Lexus with the big red bow and it's just easier. We don't like to shop! Give me a woman that smells like cheese grits and fried pork chops...eau de Waffle House, if you will. A woman with such scents is an Aphrodite and deserves only the finest and patient foreplay. Madison Avenue are you listening?

During the holiday season men are bombarded with advertisements for the latest “prestige” perfume, knowing that we will go out on Christmas Eve and buy this olfactory irritating crap because we can’t afford the Lexus with the big red bow and it’s just easier. We don’t like to shop!

Give me a woman that smells like cheese grits and fried pork chops…eau de Waffle House, if you will. A woman with such scents is an Aphrodite and deserves only the finest and patient foreplay.

]]> By: Erik http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275998 Erik Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:04:32 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275998 #11, probably only if their stomachs were shaved first. Hair gets in the way and interrupts the suction. That's why when you get older, your ass cheeks stop sticking together. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle! #11, probably only if their stomachs were shaved first. Hair gets in the way and interrupts the suction. That’s why when you get older, your ass cheeks stop sticking together.

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

]]> By: Mr Pelican Pants http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275986 Mr Pelican Pants Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:08:56 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275986 #9 The sick part about that image is, that if their bellies were wet, their belly buttons would be like plungers and the suction would be so strong you could never get them apart if they ever bumped bellies, instant suction...... #9
The sick part about that image is, that if their bellies were wet, their belly buttons would be like plungers and the suction would be so strong you could never get them apart if they ever bumped bellies, instant suction……

]]> By: Will (the other one) http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275978 Will (the other one) Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:36:47 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275978 my eyes...the googles do nothing.... No I have to go bathe my eyes with lye and a steel wool brush... my eyes…the googles do nothing….

No I have to go bathe my eyes with lye and a steel wool brush…

]]> By: Irwin Fletcher http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275973 Irwin Fletcher Wed, 19 Dec 2007 22:11:15 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275973 If you're cooking bacon until its crispy then you don't know what you are doing in the world of breakfast (or womens' intimate apparel) making. The mental image of a Weis / Mangino tummy tag romp, complete with bacon grease in lieu of the oh so passe massage oil, is almost too much to bear. If you’re cooking bacon until its crispy then you don’t know what you are doing in the world of breakfast (or womens’ intimate apparel) making.

The mental image of a Weis / Mangino tummy tag romp, complete with bacon grease in lieu of the oh so passe massage oil, is almost too much to bear.

]]> By: DC Trojan http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275968 DC Trojan Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:51:29 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275968 b/c I’m sure bacon grease and ladyparts wouldn’t agree

You got your ladyparts in my bacon grease!

You got your bacon grease on my ladyparts!

(from the forthcoming book on pillow talk by C. Weis and M. Mangino).

]]> By: TIGERinATL http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275963 TIGERinATL Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:44:08 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275963 #4 - question: Is the bacon cooked? Because crispy underwear doesn't sound too appealing and neither does raw bacon. Maybe cold cuts instead? Salami bra cups suspended with sausage link straps and roast beef panties. #4 – question:

Is the bacon cooked? Because crispy underwear doesn’t sound too appealing and neither does raw bacon.

Maybe cold cuts instead? Salami bra cups suspended with sausage link straps and roast beef panties.

]]> By: TIGERinATL http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275961 TIGERinATL Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:39:31 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275961 Even I (the biggest bama hater you'll ever meet) am astonished by the "only see them at funerals because were Bama fans" line. Even I (the biggest bama hater you’ll ever meet) am astonished by the “only see them at funerals because were Bama fans” line.

]]> By: Etch Westgrin http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275957 Etch Westgrin Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:21:24 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275957 The Alabama fan at the end took the loss to Auburn much better than I did. The Alabama fan at the end took the loss to Auburn much better than I did.

]]> By: Will (the other one) http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275951 Will (the other one) Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:55:49 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275951 Amendment to my List of Qualities Possessed By The Woman Of My Dreams: Add--willingness to wear bacon lingerie. Now I'm willing to concede the feasibility of bacon-thong/boyshorts/bottom undies for comfort (and b/c I'm sure bacon grease and ladyparts wouldn't agree) but let's get cracking on bacon bra designs here. And here's a what if schadenfreude for you: what if Reggie Ball had transferred to ND and Weiss was his coach this year (remember, he'd have to sit out a year due to transfer rules.) Amendment to my List of Qualities Possessed By The Woman Of My Dreams:

Add–willingness to wear bacon lingerie.

Now I’m willing to concede the feasibility of bacon-thong/boyshorts/bottom undies for comfort (and b/c I’m sure bacon grease and ladyparts wouldn’t agree) but let’s get cracking on bacon bra designs here.

And here’s a what if schadenfreude for you: what if Reggie Ball had transferred to ND and Weiss was his coach this year (remember, he’d have to sit out a year due to transfer rules.)

]]> By: imisscollege http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275950 imisscollege Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:52:31 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275950 nuts and bolts, Orson, nuts and bolts nuts and bolts, Orson, nuts and bolts

]]> By: Stockman http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/comment-page-1/#comment-275948 Stockman Wed, 19 Dec 2007 20:27:56 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/12/19/schadenfreude-reviewed-in-full/#comment-275948 You were robbed Orson. A shame really, that was some good work. You were robbed Orson. A shame really, that was some good work.

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