FSU: THE NAMES, THE SHAME
You know we’re biased, right? But even with that bias, that a small pang of sympathy for the devil sparks through the empty space where our heart used to beat when we think of these guys:
Drew Weatherford
Antone Smith
Preston Parker
Greg Carr
Geno Hayes (which actually goes against one of my sources)
Derek Nicholson
All of them are mentioned by the Tallahassee Democrat and Tomahawk Nation as being guys NOT, we repeat NOT on the list of Florida State players who took answers from tutors for an online class and therefore earned suspensions for the bowl game. Weatherford, in particular, bears special mention for concluding his career as the Job of the Florida State program in its late imperial period: a hammering taken under center, talent squandered in the horrid Jeff Bowden attack, a career of yo-yo action between starting and riding the bench, and a whole career gone without beating Florida. Again: if we didn’t enjoy the sight of Jarvis Moss crunching him on a late hit so much, we’d feel a pang of pity for him, since we agree that in other circumstances, he could have been Matt Ryan, or is possibly a clone of his.
Sadder still is the lack of movement in the Vegas line: going from an opening lean to Kentucky by a point or so, the general fluctuation has it up to a a 2.5 point spread for the ‘Cats to cover.
Thanks to Mr. 2Cents for helping spread the word about FSU’s immediate lack of depth, and a possible solution:













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#22 You might find an answer here:
http://www.sptimes.com/2007/12/20/Opinion/It_s_time_for_Bowden_.shtml
Comment by jp — December 20, 2007 @ 9:53 pm
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?I saw some of these teams that are getting ready to play bowl games have had some difficulties over the semester,? [Spurrier] said. ?I guess the one in Tallahassee has had the most difficulties. But some other teams have had two or three guys.?
Comment by robert — December 20, 2007 @ 6:39 am
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Oh, the potshots at FSU crack me up, largely coming from UF. It must be great to have State Atty. Cervone on your side, pushing the 12+ UF football player arrests this year alone under the rug. Regarding cheating, there’s something that can be said about only the stupid ones get caught, but alas you’d be hard pressed to not find incidents like this one in most major southern football programs.
Despite that, as an FSU fan and alum, I believe that we deserve every single bit of punishment we get from this case. What a disgrace. We have a president who is better suited as a D-II athletic director and a bunch of administrators under him who largely don’t care, fitting in nicely under his “good ol’ boy” system.
Comment by Ace — December 19, 2007 @ 9:06 pm
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#18 - Tell that to Orson Swindle.
No, “the” Orson Swindle. That is all.
Comment by Coop — December 19, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
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#22 Goopler-
Clown School fans rarely come here, and won’t until they start winning big again. Hopefully, that means never.
Comment by Mr. Wrong — December 19, 2007 @ 2:57 pm
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Bobby will keep doing what he’s always done best: piano player in a whore house.
Comment by Acorns — December 19, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
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Surprising l(?) lack of ‘nole program defenders in this string…meanwhile, does Bowden publicly burn or just slink away? Thoughts?
Comment by goopler — December 19, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
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I’m going to go with “replace ‘walk’ with ‘hard-’” as my cheerleader-related sexual innuendo for the day.
And express surprise that Orson didn’t suggest Jen Sterger suit up and play for her team…in hopes of some KY defender sacking her and…well sorry, I can’t continue. Just put “Jen Sterger” and “KY” in the same sentence…too many punchlines. ..can’t pick just one.
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 19, 2007 @ 1:52 pm