FLORIDA STATE SUSPENDS TWENTY PLAYERS: BOWDEN WANTS APPLESAUCE
Florida State has suspended as many as 20 players for the Music City Bowl for taking an online course for credit cheating on an online course, according to ESPN and their “multiple sources inside the program.” The suspensions could extend three games deep into the next season, as well.
Excuse us for a moment while we check our soul-mirror…
Yes, that’s what we thought we’d see.
The suspensions are an extension of an admission and self-report by FSU of 23 students and their involvement in the online course, and blame two academic assistance employees for the snafu, which again has already been reported to the NCAA in a letter penned by T.K. Wetherell. We should note that amidst the schadenfreude we’re currently dining on here, it does mark a clear commitment to clean play by Florida State, who has been transparent and proactive throughout this whole process. It’s also a clear sign Bobby Bowden just shows up to wear a hat before returning to soft blankets, Civil War histories, and applesauce, and has no real power left to speak of in the day-to-day running of the program. Because this never would have happened in his prime. The reporting, that is.












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Great t-shirts commemorating the event:
http://charlieweisandthechocolatefactory.blogspot.com/2007/12/cwatcf-merchandise-class-is-for-gators.html
Comment by Jane — December 18, 2007 @ 11:45 pm
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Pete, I respectfully submit that you are no “Gator grad.” Graduating from the University of Florida and being a Gator are not the same thing. For example, calling yourself a “die-hard Seminole fan” and being a Gator are mutually exclusive in all instances.
We Gators (Gates as you so cleverly call us) love this shit.
Hardy, Har, Har.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — December 18, 2007 @ 7:51 pm
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Ahh! This never gets old. We should have a seperate fulmer cup award just for Florida State student-athletes….or should I just say athletes?
Comment by Roaminggator — December 18, 2007 @ 5:13 pm
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Why don’t you enlighten us, Pete? What’s Machen been sued for, why should the NCAA care, and what the hell does it have to do with a massive cheating scandal at FSU?
Comment by Mr. Wrong — December 18, 2007 @ 4:42 pm
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How many times does Machen have to get sued for all of his shady up-to-no-goods before the NCAA kicks him in the balls?
Comment by Peter K — December 18, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
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It’s my understanding that when this whole thing came up originally, FSU self-reported to the NCAA after conducting its own “investigation”. That investigation turned up a number of athletic scholarship miscreants, only two of whom were football players. Then a young lady soccer player caught as one of the original group became unhappy with what she perceived to be discriminatory treatment and the fact that the “investigation” seemed to whitewash the football program (Cover-up!, Cover-up!). She then hired the dreaded “LAWYA” and went calling upon the FSU administration and the NCAA (Froggy went a courting and she did ride, Uh huh!). The next thing you know is that the NCAA was all up in the ‘Noles anal sphincter. Suddenly the “investigation” was “re-opened”, and the words that strike terror into ADs hearts, “lack of institutional control”, began to be bandied about. All the bits from the organic material that hit the fan are just now beginning to settle.
Now, far be it from me to be one to enjoy schadenfreude, but I’m giggling, no…..guffawing, like that baby.
Comment by DarthGatorOne — December 18, 2007 @ 4:17 pm
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This story would be funnier if the other kind of “snowballing” was involved (see Clerks)
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 18, 2007 @ 3:25 pm
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#23
Swallows, Capistrano maybe? Keep hating the hate.
Comment by Jon — December 18, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
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Online courses? Foenix State University?
Comment by Pants McPants — December 18, 2007 @ 2:32 pm
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#35
Well if this is the snowball, get ready for the avalanche……I am sure the NCAA has a 10 year running total or some BS rule that if you have “x” amount of infractions in a certain period they start yanking schollys and whatever else they can make up…They are just trying to cause Bobby to have a heart attack by elevating his blood pressure, or stroke , or embolism, some way to get him to kick the bucket…Jimbo Fisher may have been the “tipster” to speed up the process….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 18, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
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I know I’ve seen something like this where the coach didn’t know that his players were cheating and the NCAA didn’t absolutely destroy the program.
No, no I haven’t. Clem Haskins still isn’t coaching.
Comment by WhiteSpeedReceiver — December 18, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
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#33 - This is the snowball - this orginally came up over the summer and at the time was thought to involve only non-football athletes. Then it was two football players (who were held out of games and, I believe, practices) Then, a couple of weeks ago, word started circulating that it was much bigger.
Comment by Joe Hoya — December 18, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
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Wooderson,
You certainly need the stuff given that its got to be fucking freezing in Poland just now. This should do wonders and alleviate and discomfort.
Comment by marcillac — December 18, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
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#30
Fla State will be hard to knock off….usually something of this magnitude will snowball and more will be implicated…..once the NCAA starts snooping around, it will be like a IRS audit and they will find errors……oh yes….they will find errors….and they will hope you were trying to cover it up……..
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 18, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
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#23
Yeh the SEC has to worry about the NCAA….for instance, this “textbook” scandal that suspended 4 players for allegedly selling textbooks…Bullshit…Caldwell gave a book-no money was transacted-to another kid, a mistake, but 4 game suspension? and he had already graduated?
Hell guys get tasered, arrested, and they are on the field the following Saturday, mostly off campus stuff I know, but if it involves books, the NCAA will nail you to the cross and set your nuts on fire…
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 18, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
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Re #15, et seq.: Thanks for the reminder. I’ll try to pull something together over the course of the bowl season.
http://www.miamihawktalk.com/home/news/story/2007_fulmer_cup_the_pre_season_top_ten/
Comment by DevilGrad — December 18, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
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Oh, it’s sooooooooo tasty. Enjoy, Wooderson.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 18, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
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Not worried about UK
Bowl Records:
Gates 16-18-0 .471
Noles 19-13-2 .583
Come on!
Comment by Peter K — December 18, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
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Sooo while we’re on the subject of cheating and lying to a school administration, how about RichRod trying to get Michigan out of that $4 million buyout by having his attorneys claim that he was “fradulently induced to sign a contract with false promises” by a “university and athletic department that was arrogant, mean-spirited and intellectually bankrupt.”
Them’s fightin’ words!
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3159677
Comment by Kate — December 18, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
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Who’d of Thunk It Dept;
I am amazed that there are 20 or so Free Shoes University football players that know how to cheat on the internets.
Maybe Bowden turned his players in as a way to brag about his players’ creative use of the web?
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — December 18, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
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It’s not so much that they cheated, because who wouldn’t when taking an online course? It’s that they were stupid enough to get caught.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — December 18, 2007 @ 1:14 pm