CURIOUS INDEX, 12/18/07

That picture is just yet another reason to never visit New Jersey… Looks like some redneck got lost though and ended up above the Mason-Dixon.

There are plenty of rednecks living above the Mason-Dixon. No need to be so geographically biased about the true Americans.

Is Charles Barkley the ref in the Orgeron fight?

yaw yaw

I don’t want to be “that guy,” but I will be – what do you mean by “Washington’s defense allowed 31.6 yards…”

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I agree, but they all live in Ohio.

From the last Tebow pic with a girl I’ve seen to this one, it looks like the Heisman curse has struck again.

Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

A: Sheep can hear a zipper from 20 paces

Tebow’s girl is cute, but the girl Stafford was doing keg-lifts with at ’Dega is way hotter. There, I said it.

Snow Mobile apparel is the NASCAR apparel of the northern red-neck, in addition to NASCAR apparel. If you don’t have a jacket that says “Arctic Cat” or "Ski-Do and you’re from northern New England, then you’re pretty much out of the loop.

According to our friends at Harper’s Magazine, 49% of New Jersey residents would like to move out of the state and 7% more aren’t sure whether they would stay or not. Not that this means anything, but open-ended statistics are always fun in the morning.

“New Jersey: Almost half our citizens are somewhat satisfied to live here!”

Gutgers was a sour, sour way to begin my Google Reader experience for the day.

R U? Am I what? That fucker could at least finish the sentence!

Another Gem from LSUfreek…

1. - Laughable. I don’t think you’d kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

$100 says he doesn’t kknow her, and just she walked up and asked for a picture. The ones that Tebow actually decides to take to his Bible study are MUCH hotter.

Thee is always the Rolling Stones classic:

Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe.

being from oklahoma, i consider myself a natural expert on rednecks, meth and cheating at football, and i will say in regards to geographical redneckness that the one place that’s blown my mind is pennsylvania – everytime i’ve gone, i’ve seen more rebel flags there than any time i’ve been in mississippi, alabama, or other traditional redneck states

as for the orgeron, it looks like baby jebus is crapping on my prayers yet again by not letting venables get hired so coach o can come to oklahoma…still, i hold on to the dream that ucla will hire leach as hbc and coach o as dc to form a duo of awesomeness the likes of which have never been seen in the ranks of professional college football

Well in a word, Orson, yes. Looking at him first makes you gay. Very very gay. She’s smokin’.

RE: Tebow

1.) You can’t be blamed for looking at him first when the girl in this picture is so much less spectacular than the one in the pic with him going around this time last year. I’m not saying this girl isn’t cute, but the last girl could have floated the Titanic.

2.) I wish my head looked that small on my body.

Okiedomer:

The old saying about Pennsylvania is that it’s Pittsburgh on one end, Philly on the other, and Alabama in between.

And on behalf of Ball State fans everywhere, I’d like to thank Orson for posting the photo of Rutgers’ biggest fan…

I wouldn’t kick her out of bed…..unless she wanted to fuck on the floor.

Whoa ! That picture is enough to make me change my mind about Radford University needing a football program.

I grew up in the mountains of North Georgia, but it’s a different kind of backwoods up in Vermont/New Hampshire. I think the snow makes them a bit crazy.

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Being a Florida native, I can vouch for that being double A(zing !!!) talent in the big leagues. As for the crackers, I don’t allow them in bed.

As for the crackers, I don’t allow them in bed.

What’s wrong with white girls?

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I went to an all white school, OK?
You know how that feels to only see white girls all day ? DO YOU ?
If you did, you wouldn’t have asked.

Iowa City ain’t exactly Memphis, chief.

My take: she’s sucking it in. And is probably one of those short girls with a high chirpy voice that watches the Bachelor really hoping they find true love.

One day I’ll remember to offer a pack of saltines post-coitus, just to see what kind of reaction I get. I think a keeper would say something like “thanks, these are great for morning sickness” but with a wink or something so I don’t die.
Or not.

And as David Cross has taught us, rednecks are everywhere.

I thought Scotland was a part of England. Huh, I guess I need to spend more time reading the maps. The Tebow girl is cute but pretty soon there’s going to be more ham than eggs on that frame. I wonder if that’s one of the Rutgers fans who cuss at service academy teams.

Timmy’s giving me the vapors.

PortTrojan @ 29 – now that my fellow cubicle dwellers have sedated me, I think I can help clear up that confusion for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfGJ1TXWngw

As Rutgesr fan and alum, all I can say is. Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese on a hard roll anyone?

As Rutgers fan and alum, all I can say is. Pork Roll, Egg and Cheese on a hard roll anyone?

DC Trojan @ 31

Perhaps a plate of haggis and a classic copy of The Viz would mollify you? Sid the Sexist and the Fat Slags would’ve laughed at my remark. How’s that for social proof?

Oh, yeah?!

Well I’m from Bakersfield, California, motherfucker!

Yeah? Well, fuck that. I’m from Juneau, Alaska, motherfucker!

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I read that and thought, “Damn, only 31.6 avg yards given up by the defense”..and they are firing the guy? Sheesh….Washington has some high standards on defense!!! Then I realized it was points, not yards, and thought, well , not so much….

PortTrojan @ 35, I am a sea of haggis-fueled calm before the Johnny fartypants storm.

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Iowa City ain’t exactly Memphis, chief.

I’ve got the bullet hole and puncture wound to prove it.

Tebow Babe Dept:

Not to insult the petite beauty with Tebow, but the babe in the second picture at the bottom, now that is some seriously awesome, bodacious, blah, blah, blah….(hard to describe somethang that nice)

DC Trojan @ 37,

This Spoilt Bastard is glad you can handle this situation with the calmness of The Modern Parents as opposed to the stridency of Millie Tant.

Is it just me, or was Tebow’s chest about 10X more impressive than hers?

Is Tebow’s bikini buddy actively mounting his leg in the pic? Nothing like an AP Playa of the Year award to get the girls into thigh humping mode.

Upon further review, it was determined that although the girl’s boobs are modest, her top is not, thereby revealing some underboob, at least on the right side. All hail the underboob! Orson’s right, it’s the new cleavage.