Comments on: GUEST COLUMNIST: TINY “TANK” SHOCKLEY

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 01:02:56 +0000

I know I’m way late on this post, but my Louisianan grandfather would like to have a word with you Orson … FROM THE GRAVE. Sounds similar to his fabulously fucked up stories from his early days as a Delta pilot. True Story: he died in his 2 seater trick plane doing loop-de-loops over the Red River during River Fest in 1995. He flew too low showing off to his old croney friends and died in a fiery crash. “Laissez le bon temps roulez!”

By: Marlon Brando's Ghost

Marlon Brando's Ghost — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 20:48:13 +0000

Now then, we all know that Filipinos and Filipina’s are “wily,” not shifty.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:30:06 +0000

Dammit, it was Golonka.

Polish sounding…check
Ended in a vowel…check
First name Arlene…check

[/starts rebooting brain]

By: Coop

Coop — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:08:08 +0000

David Alan Coe allegedly killed a man for stealing his goat. So, the original Boomer Sooner got off easy.

By: newaztiger

newaztiger — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:58:36 +0000

@20 – the cruelest part about the purchase – it was a treadmill.

Damn that Sweatervested Demon!!!

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:53:07 +0000

# 29

This is done without googling, but I think her name was something like Arlene Grabanski.

If correct….brain cells/synapses still in good shape.
If wrong…..just embarrassed myself nationally. Anonymously, of course.

By: kleph

kleph — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:41:12 +0000

sure. just pop on over to asciibabes.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:31:01 +0000

Fine work, Kleph. How about some ascii cheesecake!

By: Mr. Wrong

Mr. Wrong — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:05:01 +0000

NRBQ-

Time for this shit is one of the reasons I’m self-employed. YMMV.

By: SunDawg

SunDawg — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:56:04 +0000

Pardon me, sir, but may I have more cheesecake?

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:54:45 +0000

Which one? Charlene Darling? His beloved Ramona?

By: kleph

kleph — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:53:08 +0000

Holstein, i think what you meant to say was:

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By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:52:04 +0000

Can the Sub-Commandante be far behind?

By: BDoc

BDoc — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:40:27 +0000

That car wash video is always freakin’ hilarious.

By: PeteJayhawk

PeteJayhawk — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 17:39:24 +0000

T. Herman Zweibel approves of this column.