FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: SOFIA VERGARA
We’re all out of cheek and can only say that Sofia Vergara is a very, very good-looking woman. That’s probably the effect of our verbal centers shutting down at the sight of her but whatever woman pretty muck look skin look. Enjoy your weekend, and we’ll be back next week with bowl previews, a new editorial format, and several exciting announcements about the expanding media empire that is Swindle Industries.
More after the jump, and enjoy your weekend. (Remember: SFW, but MDNSFWIYHASBCIYH,R?, or most definitely not safe for work if you have a single brain cell in your head, right?)
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GTSteve says:
My God, that last picture.
My God.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Come to daddy….
December 14th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Arthur Blank would like to invest in Swindle Industries….
December 14th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
She is what Brad Pitts character from Kalifornia would label as a “breeder”
December 14th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
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oc phil says:
If you are going to start recyling, she’s an excellent choice.
She did great work in Entorage/Medallin.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
We’re environmentally sensitive, OC Phil. In addition to that, we haven’t posted all of these before, though the clingy butt-wrap photo may be a repeat.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
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zlionsfan says:
She was in an ad in SI a few years ago for some beer, Miller Lite, I think.
It was a fold-out where she was modeling various swimsuits.
It was outstanding.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
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Coop says:
O,
Are you going to start doing this for a living or something? If so, please don’t go all Letterman on us, once he moved to the 11:30 slot, or what I fear will become of Conan in the same time slot.
As for the cheesecake, I believe I made it clear that I like mine WASPy with a side of pancake butt.
Off to CNNSI to relive the magic that was Mr. Bean’s version of cheesecake.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
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Pelican, Arthur is in his 60s. Stephanie Blank is 38. They’ve been married for 14+ years. Redhaired & intelligent to boot. Good ol’ Blowing Rock, NC girl.
She was married for 11 months to one of my good friends. He screwed up BIG time.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
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Boy Howdy says:
I used to watch Fuera de Serie in high school, just to see her.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Orson @ 6 – I should be embarrassed to even post this, but I think the butt-wrap picture was that model that did the “don’t eat turtle” ads in Mexico – Dorismar maybe?
Perhaps some side by side comparison is in order.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
B&B Dept:
COME to Butthead!!!!
Ideal B&B song for Miss Vergara:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A99fzxi8rfY&feature=related
December 14th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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Brian says:
Swindle Industries is announcing its IPO. The proceeds will go toward loud Hawaiian shirts, Guitar Hero expansion packs, Beverages of choice, Lap dances at the Cheetah for Peter Bean, a crate of Whiskey for Rajun Cajun Rebel so he can continue to call in with zany stories, a nice set aside for any future lawsuits, and other sundry items.
100,000 shares opening at $12 a share, I will of course take a 10% cut of the proceeds for structuring the IPO, which I vow to spend on Blackjack and hookers, in that order.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
I’ve watched some very crap movies just to stare at Sofia. Totally worth it.
December 14th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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Brian says:
Forgot in my list: * chest hair combs
December 14th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
New Format Dept:
1) Will Tebow finally make it on the EDSBS Banner? (Include That picture with Ms. Boobs-forever.)
2) Will Boob-ie Thursday become something than a one shot wonder?
3) If Urban Meyer replaces Spurrier on the Banner, will Spurrier at least stay on the banner as second banana?
December 14th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
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The Last Dragon says:
I would have been post #5. But I kept scrolling up to look at the last pic again….
December 14th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
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Coop says:
One would think that somewhere, some place, there is a photo of the 3 Heisman winning Florida QBs together.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#18
I am sure if it was a Daniel Moore painting, it would be called “The Holy Trinity”….. Danny W. didnt cuss, Tebow didnt cuss, but SOS does cuss so I guess its a wash…..or the one with Tebow by himself is know as
“The Big Tebowski”—copyright Daniel Moore or whoever paints Florida immortal game moments and legends….
December 14th, 2007 at 5:36 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#9
What you described to me there is a real life
“Indecent Proposal”……..major ick factor….reverse it, I dont know too many 68 yr old women I would shack up with, even if they owned Bass Pro Shops
December 14th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Orson,
This post of cheesecake would almost allow me to rethink my vote on illegal immigration*
*If you are hot, your not illegal…..
December 14th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Hot Illegals Dept:
#21- I actually read somewhere that Miss Dorismar, the Argentinian EDSBS babe with enough junk in the trunk for someone like hmmmmm…. me.. was arrested by immigration officials and deported in quite a public scandal somewhere in Miami a while back.
So, there can be illegal hot women. But, what’s with that??????
December 14th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Men Higher Evolved Than Women Dept:
Typically, I think that women are better than men. They kill less people, make better parents, and cause less world-wide damage.
But, at least men do not shack up with grandma-types just because she is loaded. (It does not matter how many billions Ophrah has, she still could not get a man.)
Babes, on the other hand, will gladly trade their T’s and A for their sugar daddies’ money. Not just in the USA, but everywhere in the World.
December 14th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
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I R A Darth Aggie says:
Way too ugly…
December 14th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
#6,#22
Orson,
Glad to say, it wasnt a repeat….. just the same pose probaly by the same photographer…..here is the proof…I had to do research…….and in another 10 mins I ‘ll be researchin again…….
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/05/11/friday-cheesecake-doris-mar-help-us-jeebus/
December 14th, 2007 at 7:07 pm
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Sarah says:
I’m pretty positive that Ms. Vergara can be seen on ABC, Wed. night @ 10 pm: she’s playing one of the guys’ love interests on Dirty Sexy Money.
Didn’t she date Tom Cruise at one point?
December 14th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
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J.J. says:
Viva Vergara!
December 14th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
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Coop says:
No female has ever truly dated Tom Cruise.
They all sign contracts to marry him for the publicity, and he gets a beard.
I, and most of you, know a girl or girls who work for PR firms in NYC and have explained to you or me how the Cruise marriage works.
The girl gets massive publicity which lands her in blockbuster movies. Nobody knew who Nicole Kidman was before marrying Cruise, and Katie or Kate, don’t know her name, wasn’t in shit after Dawson’s Creek, then the Cruise news hits and she gets in Batman.
If I can get my arms around this, why can’t the rest of the world?
Tom bats for the other team. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
December 14th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
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Mo Claretts' cellmate says:
28. I agree with you on the Tom-Katie thing, but what is up with the smokin’ hot Scientologists babes marrying leading men of dubious orientation? (Kidman-Cruise, Preston-Travolta)
(Elvis’s daughter isn’t smokin hot, but way off into sci-fi religon and she married a homosexual pedophile)
December 14th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
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jake steely says:
my sister is a hairdresser of some distinction in los angeles, meaning she has done hair for some hollywood types. A few years ago she was a mainstay in the nicole kidman hair camp in which she validated that her marriage to mr cruise was a pr sham. My sister had the feeling that Mr. cruise wasnt the only playing for the other team, and that kidman was a member of the pink taco worshiping clan. Notice they adopted all their children and she still hasnt spawned offspring…….
December 15th, 2007 at 12:13 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Too bad Navy isnt playing Arkansas….
This clip is priceless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAmUp4BTfqQ
December 15th, 2007 at 12:49 am
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oc phil says:
Men Higher Evolved Than Women Dept:
SKLM @23: said…
“Typically, I think that women are better than men. They kill less people, make better parents, and cause less world-wide damage.”
Apparently you don’t know my ex-wife.
“Babes, on the other hand, will gladly trade their T’s and A for their sugar daddies’ money. Not just in the USA, but everywhere in the World.”
You say that like it is a BAD thing?
December 15th, 2007 at 4:02 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Sofia Vergara= new name……
Sofia Viagra…..no?
December 15th, 2007 at 9:52 am
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Out of Conference says:
OC Phil at 31 (&SKLM) –
“You say that like it is a BAD thing?”
She’s a downright whore if you’re not the sugar-daddy.
December 15th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Pelican-
Mrs Blank married my friend who was 11 years older than her. She dumped him for a man 21 years older than her, who she then dumped for a man 28 years older than her. A pattern. no? But, she does have some level of job security.
December 15th, 2007 at 10:51 am
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Coop says:
OOC is right.
I don’t know who I have less respect for:
The Blank husband and wife or the guy Blank’s age who has something on the side, yet remains married to the same woman for 40+ years.
I guess adultery is worse, but Blank’s wife sounds like a glorified hooker.
December 15th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
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jake steely says:
Saturdays now suck. Im actually wanting to GO to work. Need….college foobaw………soon.
December 15th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
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BDoc says:
“Swindle Industries”? Please tell me that you haven’t become the Blackwater of college football.
December 15th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
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NogginsJefers says:
this was like the worst saturday ever
December 16th, 2007 at 2:50 am
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Land of Os(borne) says:
Ryan Mallett better start looking for somewhere to transfer:
Rodriguez to Michigan = Done Done Done
December 16th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
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CKGator says:
Couch burnin’ girl is not going to be happy…
December 16th, 2007 at 2:58 pm
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Coop says:
Mallet just contacted Bobby Petrino.
December 16th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
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Kate says:
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee219/UMTailgate/richrod.jpg
December 16th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
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LSU Harleyman says:
Chow meet with UCLA last night!
December 16th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
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oc phil says:
#34.35.&36
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
Besides it isn’t always money sometimes these things just happen and are hard to understand from outside. I’m not big time rich or anything but I ended up a younger woman (by 16 years) who should be way out of my league (she’s a model).
December 18th, 2007 at 1:46 pm