FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: SOFIA VERGARA

My God, that last picture.

My God.

Come to daddy….

Arthur Blank would like to invest in Swindle Industries….

She is what Brad Pitts character from Kalifornia would label as a “breeder”

If you are going to start recyling, she’s an excellent choice.

She did great work in Entorage/Medallin.

We’re environmentally sensitive, OC Phil. In addition to that, we haven’t posted all of these before, though the clingy butt-wrap photo may be a repeat.

She was in an ad in SI a few years ago for some beer, Miller Lite, I think.

It was a fold-out where she was modeling various swimsuits.

It was outstanding.

O,

Are you going to start doing this for a living or something? If so, please don’t go all Letterman on us, once he moved to the 11:30 slot, or what I fear will become of Conan in the same time slot.

As for the cheesecake, I believe I made it clear that I like mine WASPy with a side of pancake butt.

Off to CNNSI to relive the magic that was Mr. Bean’s version of cheesecake.

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Pelican, Arthur is in his 60s. Stephanie Blank is 38. They’ve been married for 14+ years. Redhaired & intelligent to boot. Good ol’ Blowing Rock, NC girl.

She was married for 11 months to one of my good friends. He screwed up BIG time.

I used to watch Fuera de Serie in high school, just to see her.

Orson @ 6 – I should be embarrassed to even post this, but I think the butt-wrap picture was that model that did the “don’t eat turtle” ads in Mexico – Dorismar maybe?

Perhaps some side by side comparison is in order.

B&B Dept:

COME to Butthead!!!!

Ideal B&B song for Miss Vergara:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A99fzxi8rfY&feature=related

Swindle Industries is announcing its IPO. The proceeds will go toward loud Hawaiian shirts, Guitar Hero expansion packs, Beverages of choice, Lap dances at the Cheetah for Peter Bean, a crate of Whiskey for Rajun Cajun Rebel so he can continue to call in with zany stories, a nice set aside for any future lawsuits, and other sundry items.

100,000 shares opening at $12 a share, I will of course take a 10% cut of the proceeds for structuring the IPO, which I vow to spend on Blackjack and hookers, in that order.

I’ve watched some very crap movies just to stare at Sofia. Totally worth it.

Forgot in my list: * chest hair combs

New Format Dept:

1) Will Tebow finally make it on the EDSBS Banner? (Include That picture with Ms. Boobs-forever.)

2) Will Boob-ie Thursday become something than a one shot wonder?

3) If Urban Meyer replaces Spurrier on the Banner, will Spurrier at least stay on the banner as second banana?

I would have been post #5. But I kept scrolling up to look at the last pic again….

One would think that somewhere, some place, there is a photo of the 3 Heisman winning Florida QBs together.

#18
I am sure if it was a Daniel Moore painting, it would be called “The Holy Trinity”….. Danny W. didnt cuss, Tebow didnt cuss, but SOS does cuss so I guess its a wash…..or the one with Tebow by himself is know as
“The Big Tebowski”—-copyright Daniel Moore or whoever paints Florida immortal game moments and legends….

#9
What you described to me there is a real life
“Indecent Proposal”……..major ick factor….reverse it, I dont know too many 68 yr old women I would shack up with, even if they owned Bass Pro Shops

Orson,
This post of cheesecake would almost allow me to rethink my vote on illegal immigration*

*If you are hot, your not illegal…..

Hot Illegals Dept:

1. I actually read somewhere that Miss Dorismar, the Argentinian EDSBS babe with enough junk in the trunk for someone like hmmmmm…. me.. was arrested by immigration officials and deported in quite a public scandal somewhere in Miami a while back.

So, there can be illegal hot women. But, what’s with that??

Men Higher Evolved Than Women Dept:

Typically, I think that women are better than men. They kill less people, make better parents, and cause less world-wide damage.

But, at least men do not shack up with grandma-types just because she is loaded. (It does not matter how many billions Ophrah has, she still could not get a man.)

Babes, on the other hand, will gladly trade their T’s and A for their sugar daddies’ money. Not just in the USA, but everywhere in the World.

Way too ugly… ;-)

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Orson,
Glad to say, it wasnt a repeat….. just the same pose probaly by the same photographer…..here is the proof…I had to do research…….and in another 10 mins I ’ll be researchin again…….
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2007/05/11/friday-cheesecake-doris-mar-help-us-jeebus/

I’m pretty positive that Ms. Vergara can be seen on ABC, Wed. night @ 10 pm: she’s playing one of the guys’ love interests on Dirty Sexy Money.

Didn’t she date Tom Cruise at one point?

Viva Vergara!

No female has ever truly dated Tom Cruise.

They all sign contracts to marry him for the publicity, and he gets a beard.

I, and most of you, know a girl or girls who work for PR firms in NYC and have explained to you or me how the Cruise marriage works.

The girl gets massive publicity which lands her in blockbuster movies. Nobody knew who Nicole Kidman was before marrying Cruise, and Katie or Kate, don’t know her name, wasn’t in shit after Dawson’s Creek, then the Cruise news hits and she gets in Batman.

If I can get my arms around this, why can’t the rest of the world?

Tom bats for the other team. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

28. I agree with you on the Tom-Katie thing, but what is up with the smokin’ hot Scientologists babes marrying leading men of dubious orientation? (Kidman-Cruise, Preston-Travolta)

(Elvis’s daughter isn’t smokin hot, but way off into sci-fi religon and she married a homosexual pedophile)

my sister is a hairdresser of some distinction in los angeles, meaning she has done hair for some hollywood types. A few years ago she was a mainstay in the nicole kidman hair camp in which she validated that her marriage to mr cruise was a pr sham. My sister had the feeling that Mr. cruise wasnt the only playing for the other team, and that kidman was a member of the pink taco worshiping clan. Notice they adopted all their children and she still hasnt spawned offspring…….

Too bad Navy isnt playing Arkansas….
This clip is priceless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAmUp4BTfqQ

Men Higher Evolved Than Women Dept:
SKLM @23: said…

“Typically, I think that women are better than men. They kill less people, make better parents, and cause less world-wide damage.”

Apparently you don’t know my ex-wife.

“Babes, on the other hand, will gladly trade their T’s and A for their sugar daddies’ money. Not just in the USA, but everywhere in the World.”

You say that like it is a BAD thing?

Sofia Vergara= new name……
Sofia Viagra…..no?

OC Phil at 31 (&SKLM) –
“You say that like it is a BAD thing?”

She’s a downright whore if you’re not the sugar-daddy.

Pelican-

Mrs Blank married my friend who was 11 years older than her. She dumped him for a man 21 years older than her, who she then dumped for a man 28 years older than her. A pattern. no? But, she does have some level of job security.

OOC is right.

I don’t know who I have less respect for:

The Blank husband and wife or the guy Blank’s age who has something on the side, yet remains married to the same woman for 40+ years.

I guess adultery is worse, but Blank’s wife sounds like a glorified hooker.

Saturdays now suck. Im actually wanting to GO to work. Need….college foobaw………soon.

“Swindle Industries”? Please tell me that you haven’t become the Blackwater of college football.

this was like the worst saturday ever

Ryan Mallett better start looking for somewhere to transfer:

Rodriguez to Michigan = Done Done Done

Couch burnin’ girl is not going to be happy…

Mallet just contacted Bobby Petrino.

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee219/UMTailgate/richrod.jpg

Chow meet with UCLA last night!

#34.35.&36

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

Besides it isn’t always money sometimes these things just happen and are hard to understand from outside. I’m not big time rich or anything but I ended up a younger woman (by 16 years) who should be way out of my league (she’s a model).