FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: SOFIA VERGARA
We’re all out of cheek and can only say that Sofia Vergara is a very, very good-looking woman. That’s probably the effect of our verbal centers shutting down at the sight of her but whatever woman pretty muck look skin look. Enjoy your weekend, and we’ll be back next week with bowl previews, a new editorial format, and several exciting announcements about the expanding media empire that is Swindle Industries.
More after the jump, and enjoy your weekend. (Remember: SFW, but MDNSFWIYHASBCIYH,R?, or most definitely not safe for work if you have a single brain cell in your head, right?)
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#34.35.&36
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.
Besides it isn’t always money sometimes these things just happen and are hard to understand from outside. I’m not big time rich or anything but I ended up a younger woman (by 16 years) who should be way out of my league (she’s a model).
Comment by oc phil — December 18, 2007 @ 1:46 pm
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Chow meet with UCLA last night!
Comment by LSU Harleyman — December 16, 2007 @ 4:05 pm
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http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee219/UMTailgate/richrod.jpg
Comment by Kate — December 16, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
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Mallet just contacted Bobby Petrino.
Comment by Coop — December 16, 2007 @ 3:07 pm
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Couch burnin’ girl is not going to be happy…
Comment by CKGator — December 16, 2007 @ 2:58 pm
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Ryan Mallett better start looking for somewhere to transfer:
Rodriguez to Michigan = Done Done Done
Comment by Land of Os(borne) — December 16, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
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this was like the worst saturday ever
Comment by NogginsJefers — December 16, 2007 @ 2:50 am
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“Swindle Industries”? Please tell me that you haven’t become the Blackwater of college football.
Comment by BDoc — December 15, 2007 @ 11:24 pm
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Saturdays now suck. Im actually wanting to GO to work. Need….college foobaw………soon.
Comment by jake steely — December 15, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
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OOC is right.
I don’t know who I have less respect for:
The Blank husband and wife or the guy Blank’s age who has something on the side, yet remains married to the same woman for 40+ years.
I guess adultery is worse, but Blank’s wife sounds like a glorified hooker.
Comment by Coop — December 15, 2007 @ 12:40 pm
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Pelican-
Mrs Blank married my friend who was 11 years older than her. She dumped him for a man 21 years older than her, who she then dumped for a man 28 years older than her. A pattern. no? But, she does have some level of job security.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — December 15, 2007 @ 10:51 am
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OC Phil at 31 (&SKLM) -
“You say that like it is a BAD thing?”
She’s a downright whore if you’re not the sugar-daddy.
Comment by Out of Conference — December 15, 2007 @ 10:43 am
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Sofia Vergara= new name……
Sofia Viagra…..no?
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 15, 2007 @ 9:52 am
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Men Higher Evolved Than Women Dept:
SKLM @23: said…
“Typically, I think that women are better than men. They kill less people, make better parents, and cause less world-wide damage.”
Apparently you don’t know my ex-wife.
“Babes, on the other hand, will gladly trade their T’s and A for their sugar daddies’ money. Not just in the USA, but everywhere in the World.”
You say that like it is a BAD thing?
Comment by oc phil — December 15, 2007 @ 4:02 am
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Too bad Navy isnt playing Arkansas….
This clip is priceless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAmUp4BTfqQ
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 15, 2007 @ 12:49 am
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my sister is a hairdresser of some distinction in los angeles, meaning she has done hair for some hollywood types. A few years ago she was a mainstay in the nicole kidman hair camp in which she validated that her marriage to mr cruise was a pr sham. My sister had the feeling that Mr. cruise wasnt the only playing for the other team, and that kidman was a member of the pink taco worshiping clan. Notice they adopted all their children and she still hasnt spawned offspring…….
Comment by jake steely — December 15, 2007 @ 12:13 am
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28. I agree with you on the Tom-Katie thing, but what is up with the smokin’ hot Scientologists babes marrying leading men of dubious orientation? (Kidman-Cruise, Preston-Travolta)
(Elvis’s daughter isn’t smokin hot, but way off into sci-fi religon and she married a homosexual pedophile)
Comment by Mo Claretts' cellmate — December 14, 2007 @ 11:55 pm
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No female has ever truly dated Tom Cruise.
They all sign contracts to marry him for the publicity, and he gets a beard.
I, and most of you, know a girl or girls who work for PR firms in NYC and have explained to you or me how the Cruise marriage works.
The girl gets massive publicity which lands her in blockbuster movies. Nobody knew who Nicole Kidman was before marrying Cruise, and Katie or Kate, don’t know her name, wasn’t in shit after Dawson’s Creek, then the Cruise news hits and she gets in Batman.
If I can get my arms around this, why can’t the rest of the world?
Tom bats for the other team. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Comment by Coop — December 14, 2007 @ 11:18 pm
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Viva Vergara!
Comment by J.J. — December 14, 2007 @ 8:39 pm
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I’m pretty positive that Ms. Vergara can be seen on ABC, Wed. night @ 10 pm: she’s playing one of the guys’ love interests on Dirty Sexy Money.
Didn’t she date Tom Cruise at one point?
Comment by Sarah — December 14, 2007 @ 8:08 pm