BAD THINGS: FREE BCS TITLE GAME TICKETS

by Orson on Dec 14, 2007 1:16 PM EST

They're going for $1,000 online, so attempting to pick up a few in a free only makes sense, no matter how high you are: BCS tickets are being given away in a lottery sponsored by the Baton Rouge restaurant Walk Ons, and somewhere between two and three thousand people showed up to claim tickets for the game, including some obvious stoners, according to the LSU Reveille.

"I said, 'Is that really my name?'" Lawrence said. "We got here about 12 o'clock and waited in line for 35 or 40 minutes in the driving rain to sign up. I never thought we would win. We were just here to have a good time."

Long-time fried Kevin Dowdy accompanied Lawrence and will join him in the 20-yardline, upper deck section of the Superdome on Jan. 7.

Neologism or typo? We don't care. Long-time fried just entered the vernacular whether it was intentional or not, because it's as good a description of being baked on the slow plan as we've ever heard. It might also help deal with the harsh, Spartak Moscow mob riots that will inevitably erupt when people don't get tickets.

You have tickets to an arbitrarily arranged game between a one-loss and a two-loss team? DIE PIGGIE DIE!!!,

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What? Looks to me like they’re just giving that chap a pat on the back.

He must’ve done something good.

by Rival on Dec 14, 2007 1:26 PM EST reply actions

Looks like the Democratic party really turned on Barack Obama…looks like he doesnt have a friend

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 1:34 PM EST reply actions

That looks more like a Lokomotiv Moscow riot to me…

by Eric on Dec 14, 2007 1:34 PM EST reply actions

That red headed guy coming over the top looks like the whack-job religious zealot that bombed the first time machine in the movie, “Contact.”

Wair a second, I just admitted I watched that movie, didn’t I?

by Out of Conference on Dec 14, 2007 1:35 PM EST reply actions

Wait, is that a live action photo of TAFKNATOSUB vs the EDSBS board?

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 1:38 PM EST reply actions

Or a Sigma Chi initiation?

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 1:39 PM EST reply actions

The Piggie The!!!
Now thats a band name…

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 1:40 PM EST reply actions

Look, if you want to beat the guy, fine. That’s understandable. But STOP WASTING THE GOD DAMNED BEER!!!

by Biggus Rickus on Dec 14, 2007 1:41 PM EST reply actions

From what I hear, “longtime friends” enjoy the “upper deck section.”

by Kernel on Dec 14, 2007 1:42 PM EST reply actions

Well how many tickets does the bar across the street
“Full Ride” have? Where is their riot?

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 1:44 PM EST reply actions

Those guys look suspiciously Australian…..Kleph,do they look like they are from Sydney? Cronulla?

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 1:47 PM EST reply actions

Welcome All Ohio State Fans and Players to post-Katrina New Orleans

s/New Orleans Convention & Vistors Bureau

by Sabanite on Dec 14, 2007 1:50 PM EST reply actions

I sense a lot of death themes lately. Is everything all right, Orson?

by Tim on Dec 14, 2007 1:52 PM EST reply actions

“suspiciously Australian”?

Check out the info on View Picture…

Australian culture from a few years back looks a lot like the US in the late 80s…

Perhaps there’s money to be made selling the Aussies Hypercolor t-shirts and Z Cavalricci jeans.

by Will (the other one) on Dec 14, 2007 1:54 PM EST reply actions

OOC, don’t be ashamed of Jodie Foster movies or any pics/quotes found on EDSBS. I’m referencing you, Princess Bride!

by SunDawg on Dec 14, 2007 2:08 PM EST reply actions

“me love you long time fried”

Happy Hands massage parlor

by hunglikehussain on Dec 14, 2007 2:21 PM EST reply actions

Penn St fans think these guys are amatuers.

by The Last Dragon on Dec 14, 2007 2:24 PM EST reply actions

While reading the story don’t neglect to click on the obligatory “How many points with the home team in big game by” poll and click on tOSU by +20 just to jack with a redneck.

by Pirate_mate on Dec 14, 2007 2:38 PM EST reply actions

#17

Can’t believe it took that long to get the Penn State frat guy reference.

by Rival on Dec 14, 2007 3:02 PM EST reply actions

That dog doesn’t think Foster’s is Australian for beee-ah.

by tOSU_radar on Dec 14, 2007 3:13 PM EST reply actions

is that Willem Dafoe chucking a beer at the in the fetal position?

by alanon on Dec 14, 2007 3:19 PM EST reply actions

well, it’s a shot from an aussie newspaper and that boy on the right there looks to be holding a coopers so that’s a match. (notice he’s the one being careful not to spill)

by kleph on Dec 14, 2007 3:27 PM EST reply actions

had a mate of mine give a look and he says that’s a shot from the cronulla race riots two years ago.

by kleph on Dec 14, 2007 3:33 PM EST reply actions

I think that guy told everyone he was out of Bud Light……

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 3:37 PM EST reply actions

The red-headed guy in the back…
That’s that dude from the Hercules TV show.

by Yukon Cornelius on Dec 14, 2007 3:38 PM EST reply actions

more likely he offered them bud light. the distain aussies hold for american lagers is wondrous to behold. it even eclipses their dismissal of any sport where players wear “body armour.”

by kleph on Dec 14, 2007 3:39 PM EST reply actions

I went to an Australian riot and a Aussie Rules football game broke out…..
What other country in the world can you get a text message “hey go to the beach we are gonna riot” and everyone shows up drinkin beer? Australia, thats where!!

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 3:40 PM EST reply actions

Looks like surfers take their suds and surf a little too seriously….I think that guy said " Hawaii is where REAL surfers are from!" and tried to run, but alas, didnt make it too far…..

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 3:43 PM EST reply actions

Ted Nugent Dept?

I thought Ted Nugent used an arrow gun to go after living creatures for savage fun, not beer bottles.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Dec 14, 2007 3:44 PM EST reply actions

#23

re. cronulla race riots. Learned something new today…always a good thing.

The guy standing across from 5,000 drunk skinheads/neo-nazi types and screaming “i gonna blows youse up”.

Darwin award candidate?

by hunglikehussain on Dec 14, 2007 4:03 PM EST reply actions

Last one , I swear,

This scene could be any random Yankee fan in the middle of Southie after screamin ‘the Red Sox are a bunch of Mic-bastards and are wicked retah-ded, and they feckin suck" in a place where they scream Yankees suck, when the Red Sox are playin the Tigers…and after they administer the beatin, they say
“LET’S GO MURPHY’S! this brawl is wicked pissah, brah. where’s my skullcap? get me anothers sams."

by Mr Pelican Pants on Dec 14, 2007 4:06 PM EST reply actions

#31

Mr. Pelican Pants, no,no,no, you have it all wrong. This photo is just the celebration in the Woolooware 500 victory lane.

Since it’s the most prestigious dirt track in Australia, this is a joyous moment, not one of anger.

Remember it helps to look at the good in people, except those from ALABAMA!

by hunglikehussain on Dec 14, 2007 4:43 PM EST reply actions

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