WE PROMISE, LAST PETRINO POST
This will be the last Petrino post before we move on to other business and merely end any story re: Petrino with “Bobby Petrino says he wants to be at Arkansas, it’s where his family wants to be, and he’s staying at Arkansas.” It’s LSUFreek’s impromptu photoshopping of Jesus Camp crossed with the Petrino press conference, and you know we can’t resist the siren song of homegrown surrealism.
EDSBS is not responsible for any seizures or convulsions resulting from this.
If you’ve ever wondered what the inside of an SEC fan’s head looks like most of the time, well, this is frighteningly close. Just plug in the appropriate mascot head and coach, and that’s about 45% of the brain activity of any given day. Titties, beer, batter, and rivals.com pretty much soaks up the rest.
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My point is that I’d rather my team win the Title game once in five years than to play for it twice in five years and lose both times. Not too hard to understand really.
What exactly should I ask UGA?
“How’s it feel to be on the outside looking in?”
“How’s it feel to lose to both Tenn and USCe which cost you a chance at playing for the MNC?”
“What unsportsmanlike antics will Richt pull next year to pump up the team?”
I wouldn’t call UGA’s season great just yet. They’ve won exactly “squat” so far. Great bowl game and pay day for sure but unless they actually beat Hawaii, there ain’t much there.
Unless of course the moral victories of beating AU and UF in the same year count as great. I would hope the bar would be raised a bit higher than that in Athens.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — December 13, 2007 @ 11:10 am
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DFW,LAX & JFK. #1,2,3 in screwed up airports.
Comment by Dr. Ed PHD.XYZ — December 13, 2007 @ 6:12 am
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“…how many SECCG’s has Arkansas actually won in the past 5 years?”
What’s your point? While the SECC is passed around more than in one trick ponies like the WAC or Big Ten, the depth makes it possible to have a great season and still not get a conference title. Ask Georgia.
Comment by Chg — December 13, 2007 @ 12:11 am
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@Busey…
Arkansas hitting a home run by bagging Petrino? It is to laugh. He was like the 5th pick on the Hogs list, right?
Petrino showed he’s a liar, a quitter, and not an all around stand-up fellow. If that’s what you dig, enjoy. You think Arkansas is the greenest pasture in doll-like inky black mercenary eyes?
One last thing, I forget, how many SECCG’s has Arkansas actually won in the past 5 years? I am sure you’ve got a closet full of ‘02 and ‘06 SEC West Champions gear. Someone has to buy that crap.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — December 12, 2007 @ 9:19 pm
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Exploding Luggage in Charles De Gaulle: I can attest to the truth of this, he is not exaggerating one iota. The army came in, isolated the bag - IN THE CONCOURSE - AND EXPLODED IT. While it wasn’t a fireball, it was loud, and some clothes flew in the air. I was like, hmm what if that’d be a real bomb?
Comment by Brian — December 12, 2007 @ 7:55 pm