BLOGTOBERFEST:ONE TO GROBE ON EDITION
Blogtoberfest: Sometimes, we do one.
Jim Grobe is jowly enough for tradition at Michigan, who plan on getting one of those fax dealy-bobs in the office as soon as they get off the belt massager at the gym.
Rick Neuheisel at Duke? You betcha, per da Fanhouse.
Kyle notes in just one, just one we say, of his ongoing and superb series of bowl previews that it was a bad year to be a morbidly obese offensive genius. Sir, Mark Mangino disagrees vehemently! And is eyeing that tasty samosa you left in the Indian take-out bag!

Two entered. One left.
Colorado State quietly replaces the retired Sonny Lubick with CSU alum and former assistant Steve Fairchild, current offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills.
3rd Saturday in Blogtober has the proper name for Bobby Petrino now: Pignocchio.
Cocktails, distributed in great and indiscriminate quantities in your direction, sir.
Gerry Dorsey lightens the whole nervous, boiler-room feel of the Coaching Tilt-a-Whirl by pointing us toward this LSU performance artist, who is actually a superb dancer.












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“Middle Tennessee…..CRAP”
blow out your ass, garden
Comment by Mighty MightyMitzu — December 13, 2007 @ 6:07 pm
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The reason that is the ‘best conference ever of all time’ is simply because of scheduling. Pick 3 terrible opponents, beat them because their total football funding is <100,000, then win 3 conference games and you will goto a bowl. Dont believe, look at south carolina and kentucky. Both these teams were ranked and ranked highly this season, both will be getting bowls, and both dont even have a winning conference record. NFL failure saban is a relative SEC overachiever by splitting his conference games and going 4-4. Just look at vanderbilt, theyhad bowl hopes down to the wire because they beat 3 horrible teams, then just had to win 3 of 8 against some mediocre teams. Its not that hard to look good int he SEC. I mean lets look at LSU’s schedule for this year,
Mississipi state….CRAP
Middle Tennessee…..CRAP
South Carolina…..CRAP
Tulane…..CRAP
Kentucky…..CRAPlike, but im not 100% sold on full crappiness
Auburn……Mediocre at best, can smell like something aweful
Alabama….CRAP
Louisiana Tech….CRAP
Mississippi……CRAP
Arkansas…sure crap, but again a debatable one
Tennessee…..crappy, but debatable
I left off florida and virgina tech, the two teams that are more good then shitty.
The SEC isn’t hard boys.
Comment by Jardine — December 13, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
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Well, sure.
Anybody would look great dancin’ in those knee-length purple socks.
Comment by NRBQ — December 13, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
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I know shoes are considered a luxury item in Louisiana, but can somebody buy the dancin’ coonass some new shoes??
Comment by EZ — December 13, 2007 @ 12:16 pm
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#26
Top o’ the fucktard to you too, fucktard.
If the SEC was soooo easy to get in, why is it now considered the best conference, with the best coaches?
The SEC is fixing to have a 5+ yr run where it at least play for the MNC, if not win it all…..and thats not from mediocre coaching, I promise….Lets see, I can coach kids who HAVE to listen to me and want to be there &work 12 hr days for excellent money, and be revered in the state I coach in, or I can go the NFL, try to consult grown men who make 3 times what I do while working 18-20 hr days while dealing with egomaniac owners and unrealistic fans and not see my family…..plus have 25 yr olds get in my face on National TV, and I cant hit them without getting sued….
if you want to write something, come after me,not some blogger kid who likes to wear Tommy Bahama shirts without manscaping….he’s a kid, trying to blog the right thing, come after me, Im MAN, I’m not quite 40!!!
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 13, 2007 @ 9:48 am
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@SonofSamford - cocktails to you.
Also, Cutcliffe to Duke?
Any man who can win 60% of his games at Ole Miss would be a great hire in Durham, right?
Comment by GamecockTony — December 13, 2007 @ 9:32 am
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PW at 17,
“Gob Bluth says “Come on!”
the funny spelling is part of the joke.”
Quite right. Come ON!
Mr. Pants at 18,
“You have to know, ya’ll would have Petrino if Tubs went to Ar-Kansas…”
I know. In my opinion, we dodged a bullet. I’m a Tuberville man.
Comment by WDamnE — December 13, 2007 @ 9:00 am
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Is there some story on the LSU dance guy? His act reminds me of Andy Kaufman.
Or is it Kafka?
Comment by Gurn — December 13, 2007 @ 5:41 am
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Whoever said the NFL is a stepping stone for the SEC is a bigger fucktard then orson when he wears that stupid hawaiin shirt with the poofy chest hair. The SEC is where you go when you want to get a few W’s on your side after a failed NFL coaching career. If you can win in the NFL, that takes skill, if you can win in college, that takes money and hot coeds.
Comment by Jardine — December 13, 2007 @ 3:53 am