‘A FRIGHTENING TIME.’ DUH.
21st century Washington football in pictures.Fired Washington AD Todd Turner–who “resigned” suddenly in a coupish tilt with boosters at the university–didn’t leave quietly, and bully for him for that. When you’re fired, you should take a few things with you, like paper clips, some stationery, a quickie with a co-worker in the bathroom, or half the building taken when you detonate the belt of C4 you’ve got wrapped around your penis for just such occasions. (Be prepared!)
Turner opted for the simple letter, where he bemoans the creep of boosters into the sport.
Frankly, I’ve grown concerned recently over the growing imbalance between what the public (i.e. fans) expects and the true purpose of intercollegiate athletics. It’s a frightening time to be in your positions if you truly believe in the ideal of the student-athlete within the framework of higher education…In recent days, I’ve seen a side of athletics that sickens me with the incessant interloping of uninformed, unenlightened, self-anointed experts who look upon intercollegiate athletics solely as entertainment to satisfy their own self interests.
…the same boosters who help pay your $325,000 salary as Athletic Director, a salary with bonuses built in to take it up to $425,000. Football pays for most other sports at big universities, and the Faustian deal you make when soliciting donations remains true across the board: when someone writes a check, they buy a share. And shareholders are cranky bitches when they don’t get wins or the proper funding for a stadium renovation, something UW needs for the octogenerian Husky Stadium.
Martin insists his firing has nothing to do with the vouchsafing of Ty Willingham’s job last week, and went to great lengths to say this in his interview.
“There will be a number of folks who will want to, I’m sure, integrate this somehow around coach Willingham. And that’s not the case at all,” Emmert said Tuesday. “I’m completely comfortable and confident in our decisions surrounding coach Willingham, and I look forward to him being our coach next fall.”
Using the recent standards for football/public relations as shorthand, this means it has everything to do with Willingham, and that boosters pitched an unholy fit when the news came down that Willingham was getting one more year.









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Techie says:
I’m sure Todd will be taking an assistant professor’s salary at his next job. So he doesn’t have to touch that filthy booster money.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
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AllWhoYonder says:
October 25th in Seattle is going to be a fun one. Ty vs. Weis round two, each with full complements of their own recruits…
December 12th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
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Brian says:
Maybe he can get a job at Vandy, they dont even have an athletic department.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
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Techie says:
If you can’t be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
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Dr KennethNoisewater says:
Boosters want Willingham fired?!?! After only 3 seasons?!?!
they must be racists.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
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Biggus Rickus says:
Dr. K,
It’s either that or the sucking. My money’s on racism. You know how Washingtonians are.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Me thinks this is a “inverse double reverse” where the
Affirmative Action candidate is safe, but his boss gets fired instead….
December 12th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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GamecockTony says:
“…he bemoans the creep of boosters into the sport.”
Welcome to the 1970’s and beyond Mr. Turner!
December 12th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
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Major Kibbee says:
Husky Stadium is an absolute dump. The only thing good about it is the view of Lake Washington *outside* the stadium.
Turner’s returning to his “Southern roots”. Good luck finding a place in the South where they don’t care about winning and have no influence from boosters who want a return on their investment.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
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Edsall is God says:
Now wait just a minute! Ty Willingham may have gotten fired? Pat Forde on ESPN.com told me that Notre Dame was wrong, wrong, wrong for firing him and he was a good coach? Have I been lied to?
Ya know, this is terrible, but Willingham should be happy he’s black. If he was white, he would have gone the way of Gerry Faust or that idiot who coached the Cowboys for two years (Dave Campo?).
December 12th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
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Aerobab says:
#4: If you can’t be an athlete, at least be an athletic supporter.
You said “athletic supporter”! Heh-heh-heh-heh!
[/ 3rd grade humor]
December 12th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
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R.D. Baker - Retired Blogger says:
I know the boosters run these programs, but it’s about damn time someone stuck it to the man.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
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Coop says:
#10 – Gerry Faust got 5 seasons at Notre Dame.
So, if Ty was white he would have also received 5 seasons at Notre Dame?
Paging the author, Ross…
December 12th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
ty should have stayed at standford where football mediocrity kicks ass.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
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Brian O'Blivion says:
Yeah, now that Notre Dame has that ‘decided schematic advantage’ they are much better off. /sarcasm
That letter reminds me of Tom Cruise’s letter in Jerry McGuire. “Who’s with me!?” Crickets….Maybe Turner “loved black people!” a little too much.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
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rich says:
#3-Turner was at Vandy before going to Washington.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
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ProfKid93 says:
Well, at least Washington’s clueless administrative douchbag had the courage of his convictions. ND’s version preferred to cave (grudgingly and petulantly, but cave nonetheless) and keep his job. Frankly, I’d have preferred if he’d had been shown the door right before Willingham.
Anyway, this undoubtedly means the Husky faithful will only have to suffer one more year of Mr. Six-Iron, barring some [NAME REDACTED] like resurrection.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
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UW Fan says:
How f’ing sad is it that I’m happy that somebody here is even talking about us????
We’re relevant again! (For a day.)
And it’s Emmert, not Martin, who fired Turner. You’ve got Michigan on the brain.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
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Herb says:
On behalf of the Wolfpack nation, let me say – Fuck Todd Turner.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:51 pm
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Jake says:
Turner was pathetic from the day he stepped foot in Seattle. The hiring of Willingham has set the program back 5 years. Does anyone know the our beloved UDUB is the only school in top 20 wins of all time to hire bak to back fired coaches (Gilbertson and Tytanic).
December 12th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
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PortTrojan says:
Don’t worry about Turner; he will soon be gleeful to have left the “Northwest Freeze”, aka Seattle. I escaped just over a month ago and it’s nice to no longer feel like a character in a bad David Lynch film.
Regarding discrimination there, my African American boss had the best line, “At least when I lived in the South, I knew who the racists were.” Emerald City smiles; not always sincere.
December 12th, 2007 at 7:57 pm
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Ed-Hoo says:
?There will be a number of folks who will want to, I?m sure, integrate this somehow around coach Willingham.”
How’s that for a Freudian slip/unfortunate phrase? If memory serves from his NCSU days, Turner is one of those “smartest guy in the room, in any room…” types.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
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William says:
MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA! MORA!
December 12th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
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sjs1959 says:
Well, I agree with the notion of Turner crying crocodile tears, but let’s hold off on that idea that football pays all bills at D-1 schools. Most of them LOSE money on football, to the extent that they have to keep hitting up boosters just to break even. Football brings in more revenue, and spends it all and then some.
Yes, I too am a sick junkie for it, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know what he’s talking about…
December 12th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
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UT Alum says:
Not Mora.
Pinkel.
Book it.
December 12th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
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Harris says:
Probably better not to use “Willingham” and “integrate” in the same sentence.
December 13th, 2007 at 4:12 am
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hunglikehussain says:
PAC 10 meet title IX.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:47 am
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GeronimoRumplestiltskin says:
#10 –
The “ND coach gets five years” policy was Father Hesburgh’s, ND’s president from 1952-1987. Faust’s tenure was during Hesburgh’s presidency.
In 1988, Father Malloy became president. Bob Davie would have been fired after 1999 (his third year), but when the season ended, ND did not have an active AD. ND’s AD from 1994-99, Mike Wadsworth, had resigned, and Kevin White, who was hired from Arizona State, was still busy in Tempe and would begin his ND duties until April 2000. However, it was common knowledge among ND folks and the South Bend press that White was hired “to find Bob Davie’s successor” after the 200 season ended. Alas, Davie’s 2000 Irish squad finished 9-2 with an OT loss to then-#1 Nebraska, and White extended his contract 2 years – a move he regretted very quickly as ND was destroyed in the Fiesta Bowl and then started the 2001 season 0-3. After the third of those losses, Davie stated in the locker room (in full view of White) that he had no idea what was wrong and no idea how to fix it. That pretty much did it for Davie, who White fired after the season.
Hesburgh was at ND so long that folks equated his “ND coach always gets five years” policy to a long standing ND SOP. In truth, the policy retired with him.
Merry Christmas,
GR
December 13th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
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go dawgs says:
remember when UW was the premier football school on the west coast? 1977-1992
Those were the fucking days eh boys
bring back Lambo.
December 14th, 2007 at 3:41 am