HEY, ERIN
Andre Ware: Hey. Erin.
Erin Andrews: Hey. What? Workin’ here.
Andre: ….
Erin: Seriously. Working here. Busy. Terribly. Make it quick.
Andre: …
Erin: What the hell, Andre? What? Just say it! I’ve got an interview in three minutes. Spit it the fuck out.
Andre: …
Erin: JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT! TALK, YOU FAILED-SYSTEM-QUARTERBACK TURNED-BROADCASTER!!!!
Andre: So…how ’bout it? Eh? You? Me? My little friend here.
Erin: …
Andre: Eh?
Erin: Not a soul, right?
Andre: Dick Cheney and a waterboard wouldn’t get it out of me, baby.
Erin: Seriously. Like not one fucking word. Even to Pam Ward, right?
Andre: Gitmo tight, baby. Less than silence.
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That last picture of Ms Andrews looks a bit like she’s broken into song… to the tune of something from Maria from West Side Story (ask wives / girlfriends re: Maria; my missus forced me to watch it…)
The shocker, Andre just gave me a shocker
and suddenly the game will never be the same to me
The shocker, Andre just gave me a shocker
and suddenly I’ve a new plan for Pat White and me
The shocker, do it hard when Georgia Tech is playing
Do it slow when Half-time Holtz is braying
The shocker, Andre never stop giving the shocker!
Comment by DC Trojan — December 11, 2007 @ 4:45 pm
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Yes!!!!, 2 for 2 on the Blonde Question Dept:
I thought Sarah would provide an answer but did not expect another woman to chime in on the question.
Glad to get the funny response from TCOAN. Made me laugh a lot…even though this time TCOAN striked my way…..
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — December 11, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
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Sarah, Smile Dept.:
# 62, Sarah: Regarding the blonde question, I thought I would get an interesting or funny response, which I did—> no disrespect. And, since your comments were entertaining, I mosied on over to your blog, which was also pretty good, and thought you would not mind some extra traffic. During this college football hiatus period, it is necessary to find somethang else to be entertained….besides who is getting on or off the coaching carousel.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — December 11, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
72
perfect reply again from TCOAN.
My favorite thing on Sarah’s blog was the coffee ad, because I can’t decide if it is sexism or S&M.
I’ll stick to Duncan Hills cofee regardless.
Comment by oc phil — December 11, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
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Yeah, I’ve heard it called the “Hitler” as well (even laughed at a scene in an Elmore Leonard novel where the guy saluted it in the shower before commencing to…well, you can imagine where that scene was going)…still not a fan of the euphemism though.
And while one of my fav lines in Entourage was Billy Walsh (as porn director) claiming he’s going to “Bring back the wide bush”…I floss already, and really don’t want to have to go digging
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
70
Sarah-
The kind of man who asks if you are a natural blonde or redhead has to ask, since no one’s ever actually shown him.
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — December 11, 2007 @ 4:13 pm
69
Will @ 63, I’m middle aged and have a tedious job, and that’s no motivation to go to the gym - because really, what’s the point? Extending my wage-slavery by a few years to help pay the Medicare bills for a nation of geriatric heffalumps?
As for shaved versus landing strip - as someone with 2 daughters under 6, I am NOT a fan of the Mons Baldy look. I like some indication that I am looking at an adult female - although obviously Ms Andrews is spec-rack-ular enough that shouldn’t be an issue.
#66, I can’t think of anything less titillating than describing residual tufts of pubic hair as a Hitler. Jesus.
Comment by DC Trojan — December 11, 2007 @ 4:00 pm
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Sarah @ 64 - I will never ask if you are a natural blonde (or redhead, should that be your want), and will never post your blog to these here comments. I will also keep my Notre Dame fanhood very very quiet compared to your own interests.
How about w….wait, what was that, honey? Blatently flirting with someone, even via anonymous comments on the internet, makes one both rude towards her and unfaithful towards you? What the hell?
[/hit by frying pan]
Comment by Eirishis — December 11, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
67
Well if you’re looking for a one night stand, Hole in the Wall is certainly the best place to go. I’d like to say I’m too old for the white-trash triangle over there, but yeah … I may have been there this past weekend.
Erin is pretty fucking gorgeous, but with the talent in Atlanta, she is most certainly one of the many.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
66
#63
I think a “Hitler” is a strong second place IMO.
Comment by hunglikehussain — December 11, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
65
Erin looks like the typical one night stand and never call her again. Completely agree that she’s a dime a dozen in Vinings. She’s the type of chick that would walk up to you in Hole in the Wall and grab your ass and smile.
Personally, Im a fan of North-siide and Peachtree battle
Comment by Harper — December 11, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
64
Just as it’s not proper to ask a woman her age, it’s not proper to ask if someone is a natural blonde or redhead.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
63
@ Stacy Keibler Luvs Me, the “Eyebrow test” is your friend. Though if that was a pick-up line not even that Tommy Lee-looking-guy on VH1 can help you.
@DC Trojan. It is fun. But it’s a short-term thing. I think it’s a motivational issue. If you’re already hot, and have a great job, where’s your incentive to go to the gym or whip out the yoga mat 5x a week?
And as for the club, what % of women would you say qualify? My personal thoughts are the % declines once the sample size is ladies over 25. The Landing Strip is mad popular across the board though.
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
62
Did you seriously ask if I was a natural blonde? And post my gay-ass blog? Geez.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
61
Will @ 58, I’d like to think it would be worth it. Besides, the back problems could be averted with yoga and pilates, which would lead to a strong and flexible Ms Andrews… the mind wanders a bit at this point. Well, the auxiliary mind does, anyway.
Comment by DC Trojan — December 11, 2007 @ 3:10 pm
60
Will,
I think you can download a membership application to that club you’re curious about here:
http://www.theblissclub.com
You’re welcome,
Bobby Decatur
Comment by Bobby Decatur — December 11, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
59
Steffi Graf’s Cousin & Sarah Dept:
1. Ms. Andrews looks like a good-looking version of Steffi Graf. (Not trying to bash Ms. Graf, she has great legs, in addition to a great forehand, to say the least.)
2. Sarah (Comments #42, #44, others): Sarah: Very interesting blog. It is a nice change of pace from all things colleger-footballery. Natural blonde?
http://sarahcroberts.tumblr.com/
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — December 11, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
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@DCTrojan: Open-minded is one thing, but after the say the 30th time she complains of a sore back (b/c big boobs+skinny frame-minus any sort of a visible ass=back problems) or you realize that she’s in her 20s and throwing her back out on a bi-yearly basis…you have to ask yourself: is the motorboating worth it?
@51 This club sounds interesting and I would like to subscribe to its newsletter. Or offer to moderate club meetings.
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
57
Erin Andrews seems to have more variation from picture to picture than most women. In some shots she looks amazingly hot, in others she seems just average looking. But even at her worst she is way out of the league of 99% of the guys on the internet who make comments about her.
And she actually does a good job at what she does so she deserves credit there too.
Comment by oc phil — December 11, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
56
Too big for the body leads to one night of a helluvalot fun for me. Future be damned! I’m not in it for the long haul.
Comment by The Last Dragon — December 11, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
55
BEST POST EVER
Comment by FEMTG — December 11, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
54
why wouldn’t she go for the hot Badger fans in the background of the pink shirt picture?
Comment by chairLegInEyeSocket — December 11, 2007 @ 2:19 pm
53
Sarah @ 46: Having driven a manual through 4 years of college in LA and 10 years of traversing the Beltway - I laugh at Atlanta traffic.
I was in Lawrenceville for a meeting 18 months ago and the locals started hyperventilating at 4 about how we weren’t going to make it to the airport… it just wasn’t that bad, but maybe we were going against commuter traffic?
Will @ 49: I like a big-butt female myself, but there’s something to be said for being open-minded.
Comment by DC Trojan — December 11, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
52
Too big for the body is also a precursor to bad posture, and people with bad posture die poor.
Comment by Scalz1 — December 11, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
51
Do you think she is a member in “good standing” of the shaved cooter club?
Comment by hunglikehussain — December 11, 2007 @ 2:07 pm