HEY, ERIN
Andre Ware: Hey. Erin.
Erin Andrews: Hey. What? Workin’ here.
Andre: ….
Erin: Seriously. Working here. Busy. Terribly. Make it quick.
Andre: …
Erin: What the hell, Andre? What? Just say it! I’ve got an interview in three minutes. Spit it the fuck out.
Andre: …
Erin: JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT! TALK, YOU FAILED-SYSTEM-QUARTERBACK TURNED-BROADCASTER!!!!
Andre: So…how ’bout it? Eh? You? Me? My little friend here.
Erin: …
Andre: Eh?
Erin: Not a soul, right?
Andre: Dick Cheney and a waterboard wouldn’t get it out of me, baby.
Erin: Seriously. Like not one fucking word. Even to Pam Ward, right?
Andre: Gitmo tight, baby. Less than silence.
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LSU fans have a hand sign too. It only involves one finger though.
Comment by hailstate — December 11, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
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I never found the “too big for the body” look to be a good look for a gal. Usually because it gets paired with a near terminal case of Noassatall. And that’s just sad.
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
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Pam Ward > Waterboarding
Comment by Touchdown74 — December 11, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
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I thoroughly enjoy the picture of her in the pink shirt. Her boobs look too big for her body, aka they’re fucking spectacular.
Comment by Edsall is God — December 11, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
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Where’s Slaton? Worst thing ever though: I drive a stick shift - any traffic is brutal and makes me prone to throw things.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
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FAIL
Comment by Holstein — December 11, 2007 @ 1:41 pm
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Gotta learn the shortcuts, Sarah! Slaton, Moores Mill, and Northside are your friends!
Comment by Eric — December 11, 2007 @ 1:40 pm
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Will, actually that looks like caulk in her hand. MY caulk….
No, seriously, no pun intended I think that bitch was rooting around in my garage…
Comment by Pants McPants — December 11, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
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I find it amusing that a mention of Atlanta leads to traffic tips. Live ITP, it’s the only thing that keeps me from not killing someone in a fit of road rage.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
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By 8 the rush hour crowd’s gone.
And is that a thing of spray Whipped-Cream in Erin’s hand?
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2007 @ 1:20 pm
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Ah Sarah, good to see you’ve already given up! More for me!
Comment by Brian — December 11, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
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Bobby,
I can get behind avian.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — December 11, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
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Yeah but Paces backs up bad, and makes me hate my life because I will never be able to afford one of the huge pretty houses with the huge pretty yards.
The androgynous comment is what confused me too … and I certainly don’t think the women in ATL are at all masculine, if anything many of them are uber-feminine.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
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Good Gawd Almighty.
How about ‘avian’?
Comment by Bobby Decatur — December 11, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
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Maybe I’m confused about the meaning of “androgynous”, but would it not be used to describe a person possessing masculine and feminine traits, making their sex difficult to discern? How exactly does this apply to Erin Andrews (whose progeny will be dubbed androgeny by me from now on)?
Comment by Biggus Rickus — December 11, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
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Paran>Paces at rush hour. Saves about 10.
Comment by Bobby Decatur — December 11, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
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Nah, my buddy lived in Vinings, its stocked full of hot mommies and Cougars (Andre Ware pun not intended). Any white-flight suburb worth a damn is chock full o’ hotties down in ATL.
As for EA, meh, she’s peaked in my book, I’m not going to try to claim she isn’t hot, but Im sure if they tried they could easily get a hotter broad on my TV. She is a horrid interviewer too. Soon enough she’ll be marrying some poor schmuck Lawya in Atlanta and will start popping out babies like all the rest of em — her fame nothing but a memory her kid’s don’t quite believe.
Comment by Brian — December 11, 2007 @ 1:00 pm
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I’ll be driving from Buckhead thru Vinings this evening…I don’t think there are even 600,000 PEOPLE total in that area (granted, I’m taking Paces…one of the few spots ITP with lots above 1/1000th acre).
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
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It could be that Bobby only goes for the helium-voiced ladies. Now don’t get me wrong, a nice-colaltura soprano is nice, and a damn sight better than Kim Cattrall’s “I’m a man” voice, but the only thing I’d say is bad about Erin’s voice is the distinct nasal-strain of a midwest/upper-midwest accent.
That said, I’d totally hit it.
Even though as a Boston fan, I’m sure she’s holding out for Jacoby Ellsbury.
That said, we could never date. Dawgs and Gators living together?
And it’d be funnier if someone could photoshop a bow-tie with the Cincinnati bengals logo on it onto Mr. Andre “David Klingler had better #s than me” Ware.
Comment by Will (the other one) — December 11, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
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Sarah, apologies if that hit close to home, but it’s 600k at the very least.
Comment by Bobby Decatur — December 11, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
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Jake Arute really doesn’t get a fair shake in the “cute sideline reporters” debate, in my opinion.
And I would move the Atlanta husky-voiced blonde region from “Vinings to Buckhead” to “Sandy Springs to Milton”. They all moved north once Buckhead became the hot spot for cruising the streets with your gangsta rap blaring.
Comment by Rival — December 11, 2007 @ 12:47 pm
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Chill out guys, That is just a system orgasm. It won’t make it in the pro game.
Comment by TideDruid — December 11, 2007 @ 12:41 pm
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Cougar High strikes again
Comment by Kernel — December 11, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
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Comment by Scalz1 — December 11, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
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This was honestly so funny I couldn’t even laugh at it.
Comment by Billy in Baton Rouge — December 11, 2007 @ 12:35 pm