HEY, ERIN
Andre Ware: Hey. Erin.
Erin Andrews: Hey. What? Workin’ here.
Andre: ….
Erin: Seriously. Working here. Busy. Terribly. Make it quick.
Andre: …
Erin: What the hell, Andre? What? Just say it! I’ve got an interview in three minutes. Spit it the fuck out.
Andre: …
Erin: JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT! TALK, YOU FAILED-SYSTEM-QUARTERBACK TURNED-BROADCASTER!!!!
Andre: So…how ’bout it? Eh? You? Me? My little friend here.
Erin: …
Andre: Eh?
Erin: Not a soul, right?
Andre: Dick Cheney and a waterboard wouldn’t get it out of me, baby.
Erin: Seriously. Like not one fucking word. Even to Pam Ward, right?
Andre: Gitmo tight, baby. Less than silence.
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25
I think this is bullshit.
Comment by Rich Brooks — December 11, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
24
Bobby, excuse me … what? “600,000 husky-voiced androgyous transplanted blondes dwelling between Vinings and Buckhead”? I agree this describes Ms. Andrews, but 600,000? I feel like you’re insulting the women of Atlanta, but I’m not really sure.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
23
Bobby Decatur,
Not all of us get to live lives where we get to traipse around with hot naked supermodels all day like you do, OK?
Comment by PW — December 11, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
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Erin,
This hurts worse than the loss to Pitt…
Love always,
s/ Pat White
Comment by Sabanite — December 11, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
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#14 - she’s damn cute for the sideline reporter field.
Erin’s gotta have higher standards than THAT. I don’t care if he won a Heisman or not.
Comment by Signal to Noise — December 11, 2007 @ 12:23 pm
20
Yeah Gerry, what the fuck is up with those hand signs? Stupid fucking Texans.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — December 11, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
19
I’d hit it. I don’t know if that qualifies her as “hot”. Just sayin……….
Nonetheless, this was funny as hell!! I was laughing out loud.
Comment by The Last Dragon — December 11, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
18
A punisher. Excellent.
Comment by Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart — December 11, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
17
Gotta love those U-H Cougars!
Comment by Geaux Irish — December 11, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
16
Bobby–
No.
-O.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 11, 2007 @ 12:20 pm
15
I don’t have time for this shit.
Comment by Nick Saban — December 11, 2007 @ 12:19 pm
14
Do people honestly think she’s that hot? I’ve never seen it. She’s just a slightly taller version of the next 600,000 husky-voiced androgyous transplanted blondes dwelling between Vinings and Buckhead.
Comment by Bobby Decatur — December 11, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
13
for what its worth that’s the hand sign for the uh cougs. as a non texan living in texas, it didn’t take me long to figure out that you’re not allowed to field a d1 football team in this fucking state without a hand sign.
the idea of andre offering up the shocker to andrews is obviously funnier though.
Comment by gerry dorsey — December 11, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
12
#11 Nice to meet you “Didn’t get the joke the first time” guy
Comment by Port City Gangsta — December 11, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
11
I sense a “shocker” joke coming.
Comment by Hook'em Tide — December 11, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
10
#6, despite the lack of arm fat, I assure you that she went to UF.
Thus, she’ll take as many as you’ve got.
Comment by Warthen — December 11, 2007 @ 12:15 pm
9
it’s posts like this that actually have me looking forward to the offseason.
Comment by kleph — December 11, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
8
I love picture stories.
Comment by Mr. Wrong — December 11, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
7
We’re sorry. You know it’s unfair when you’re laughing as you put it together.
Comment by Orson Swindle — December 11, 2007 @ 12:11 pm
6
#5
That’s all she could take?
Comment by EufaulaPete — December 11, 2007 @ 12:10 pm
5
I don’t get it…if Andre has 5 fingers, why would he only offer Ms. Andrews 3 of them?
Comment by Aerobab — December 11, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
4
And her whites are even whiter.
Comment by Allahver Fist — December 11, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
3
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Thank you for the worst image ever. Never gonna get this one out of my head.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
2
NOT. FAIR.
Comment by Eirishis — December 11, 2007 @ 12:04 pm
1
Andre looks like a skinny Sinbad.
Not the sea-faring one.
Comment by Rival — December 11, 2007 @ 12:03 pm