HEY, ERIN
Andre Ware: Hey. Erin.
Erin Andrews: Hey. What? Workin’ here.
Andre: ….
Erin: Seriously. Working here. Busy. Terribly. Make it quick.
Andre: …
Erin: What the hell, Andre? What? Just say it! I’ve got an interview in three minutes. Spit it the fuck out.
Andre: …
Erin: JUST FUCKING SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT! TALK, YOU FAILED-SYSTEM-QUARTERBACK TURNED-BROADCASTER!!!!
Andre: So…how ’bout it? Eh? You? Me? My little friend here.
Erin: …
Andre: Eh?
Erin: Not a soul, right?
Andre: Dick Cheney and a waterboard wouldn’t get it out of me, baby.
Erin: Seriously. Like not one fucking word. Even to Pam Ward, right?
Andre: Gitmo tight, baby. Less than silence.
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She has nice chest bumps
Comment by gwzimm — December 12, 2007 @ 4:15 pm
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Sarah,
I may be in the extreme minority on this, but I like the jacket. If you’re going to wear a seasonally-inspired jacket, why not wear one that screams blinged out like a hot rod?
Comment by Beergut — December 12, 2007 @ 4:44 am
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The posture thing is pretty much not going to be an issue if she spends as much time on her back as she obviously should.
Comment by sheepman — December 11, 2007 @ 11:18 pm
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Does anyone know wtf happened to the hottest sideline reporter of all time? Is Jill Arrington in the witness protection program, or did playing Deion Sander’s wife in those Nike commercials completely eliminate the possibilty of her returning to S.E.C. stadiums?
Erin Andrews is 190 pounds of slightly above average MILF.
Comment by J.J. — December 11, 2007 @ 7:40 pm
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Sarah, thanks for being a good sport on this thread.
Liked the rice project….
Now let me be recumbent on my fusty howdah.
Tops was 320 on 3 tries.
Comment by hunglikehussain — December 11, 2007 @ 6:53 pm
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Seriously, new rule, any loser who says Erin Andrews is not hot needs to post a picture of the woman they’re sleeping with.
We should all be so lucky.
Comment by Nickel — December 11, 2007 @ 6:39 pm
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@71 — That was “Mr. Paradise,” wasn’t it? Very high quality.
Comment by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco — December 11, 2007 @ 5:17 pm
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Well it would take a lot more than that to offend me, but I will not be answering that question.
And thanks on the blog, it keeps me entertained, more of a place to stick random shit I find amusing and now that I’m done with finals, I can actually bother to update it. And that coffee ad is most certainly sexist, but also hilarious.
Comment by Sarah — December 11, 2007 @ 4:55 pm