AUBURN’S GETS SPREAD-UCATED
The replacement for Al “Gorgeous” Borges this season won’t have to pay more for moving expenses, as he’ll be trundling his goods right down the road 61 miles from his current home Troy, Alabama to Auburn: Tony Franklin, offensive coordinator for the Trojans and Leach/Mumme pass fiend, will be taking his four and five wide sets to Auburn this season.
Auburn fans who saw the words “Mumme” and just passed out, please pick yourselves up off the floor and note that Franklin is the pilot of the Omar Haugabook offense that scared the daylights out of Georgia in 2007 and were 17th in the nation in total offense. They also lost to Florida Atlantic, but when you fight Schnellenberger, you fight ten men in one. Ten men in snazzy ties, man.

You can’t beat this kind of sexy, boy.












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When the hell did troy’s offense “scare the daylights out of Georgia?” The final score of the game wasn’t as close as it appeared. They scored a late 8 with the walk-ons on the field, literally. Their coach did have some quotes in the paper afterwards, he appeared to have an inflated sense of importance. Noboby is scared of their quad right bubble screens. Auburn doesn’t have qb’s or receivers to make his offense work immediately. Troy was the best team in Alabama last year and Hougabook was the best qb. Franklin is going to feel similar to Bobby Petrino after next year.
Comment by Spence — December 13, 2007 @ 1:25 am
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Don’t stop believin’ Mr. Pee-pee!
Comment by TIGERinATL — December 12, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
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#29
The elements of the spread will be “butter”, at Auburn…..
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — December 12, 2007 @ 2:16 pm